Re: Advice for resignation letters?
I would jump up in the air while upside down and dunk it. It's a very effective move, especially against Mexicans.
Oh, and make sure you're wearing the baby blue Chuck Taylors with the platform and a Dr. Scholls insole inside the shoe. And you also have to wear an orange NBA headband, preferably inside out. If you don't follow these steps you will end up breaking your pelvis on every attempt. Don't want that happening.
Good luck, old blood.