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Old 06-26-2007, 01:59 AM   #5
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Default Re: do you participate in sexual role-playing?

Doctor. the way it's played is the male checks all of the female's vitals, measures heartbeat, breathing, and blood pressure, checks for lumps in breasts, and makes her run on a treadmill for a few minutes. this scandalous affair is consummated with a money shot, literally, right in the female's insurance. female is angry because it only lasted 3 minutes and did nothing for her. picks up a prescription for some Xanax and is on her way.
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