You know you Ghetto ?

[MK2V1GP]

- You know you ghetto when you ride around on your sisters pink bike.

lol...thats a good one right there...

or

lolz...dats a good un rite der

[Richie2k6]

For the ladies:

- When you call one of the many guys you had sex with and say you're pregnant, and his response is "It ain't mine." *Click*.

[Noob Saibot]

i got the perfect song for this thread.

[Noob Saibot]

Bishop - U know you ghetto

http://www.sendspace.com/file/4ammlm

[GoRapz]

when you get corn rows and leave it like that for a month

[L.Kizzle]

- You know you ghetto when yo mama got "good furniture" you can't sit on.
- When you lick the bowl yo mama made the cake mix out of.

[i seen hippos]

Drink nutmeg around the wall heater on Christmas Eve.

[Targus]

- when you use yo-yo's as roller blade wheels.

- when you go out on trash day looking for **** to snatch.

[Richie2k6]

- When your matress has piss stains all over it.

[L.Kizzle]

- You and your cousin live in different houses but share the same videogame system.
- Instead of pajama's you sleep in mama's big shirt.
- You iron on the bed.
- You eat cereal for breakest, lunch and dinner.

[Fudge]

- Anything thats hanging down your corn rows.
- Someone passed out on the front lawn of a house.
- Using Burger King cups as normal house cups.

[Richie2k6]

- Your mom blasts Bob Marley records for hours and hours
- You have to share any food you bring home
- Your baby sleeps with you or your younger child and never had his/her own crib

[Targus]

- when you still have a black box.
- when you find out you're pregnant and instantly think of 7 guys, each within 4 blocks from each other.

[L.Kizzle]

- You know you ghetto when you have to open up the oven to keep warm.
- When you hurt yourself playing around the house, your mama gives you a spankin' and tells you to take a nap
- You can't come home until you beat up the kid thats been messing with you.

[Fudge]

- Wearing those scrubby-nubby long-sleeved polo's with them old school patterns. Straight ghetto.
- Having a gun alongside of you everytime you're outside.
- When your kids are playing 'monkey in the the middle' in the middle of the streets.