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    Quote Originally Posted by Heretik32
    Sorry, but that pretentious replacing of "s" by "z" kills it for me. Can't read that stuff.

    Stay natural. Stick out by being different, not by trying to be.

    That was my money advice for you.
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    [QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]

    For a small stage of your life, deny EVERYTHING that holdz the web of society

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    [QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]

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    You've got a point Jay, but I'm thinking it would do a few young, cocky, sheltered clownz some good. Especially, the onez I've experienced with their fruity pink poloz, mediocre athleticizm, and unearned arrogance. The thought of having nothing haz alwayz fascinated me.. but alas a Detroit knee-broken Caucasexican iz prob a more worthy example.

    Btw, I awaited your return, my darling Starface. And thnx for correction.

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    Bumped for other ISH postaz inputz.

    Curious to see what philosophiez/quotez/mannerz/mentalitiez/codez of honor you folkz incorporate in your daily livez.

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    Also I recommend y'all enhance your pain threshold from the get go. When doing crunches, tell someone to slap your abz, and take biting cold showers in combination with extreme heat for muscle recovery. Run through thickets, play with knives, play with matches responsibly, and callus those hands up. Neitszche (sp?) knew that which don't kill you can only make you stronger.

    Be a stingy Jew in the presence of strangers, and generous amongst those you care about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayGuevara
    I'll let you know how that works out for me, if I become Tyler Durden or what happens. My money is on sinking into depression and unhealthy dependency on drugs and liquor.
    Well, I didn't create an alter ego and start day dreaming and become an "escapist", nor have I developed any serious addictions to drugs yet.

    Actually what happened for the most part was just like what I had left, nothing. I didn't take time off work, I didn't become a recluse, I kept up my facade as best as I could. But for the most part, I became indifferent to everything, I stopped caring, couldn't come up with a concrete reason for getting up each day, and the winter came. And the insomnia still rages, as does the mental and emotional solitude.

    Although I still get a chuckle outta the fact that less than three years ago I was a "celebrity" and regarded as royalty in Southwest Detroit, runnin through 4 or 5 cars, had stacks on deck at all times, niiggas and girls I didn't even know comin up in the mall or the streets callin out my name, and the squad was bout to get signed under Universal, life was good. ****, those days my knee wasn't even all ****ed up. A couple years later, couple overdoses, alotta murders and felonies and indictments later, and some bad decisions and bad luck, and you get this version of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Good questions. I can only spit what I know, and I can assure you I'm not the best man to follow. My only credentials are that I won a scholarship, support my family, am decent at the guitar, very good at basketball, an A/B student, and that'z about it. It'z my imagination and soul that set me apart. In real life, I'm just a notch above mediocre. All of it is idealistic rhetoric. But hey perhaps it sparks a couple of the ISH member's imaginations.
    props. humbleness is the true mark of a real man




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    My advice is to never strike a stripper across the face in the open public. I supposed it's looked down upon in this great country.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JayGuevara

    less than three years ago I was a "celebrity"

    Fame, fame, fatal fame,
    It can play hideous tricks on the brain,
    But still I'd rather be famous,
    Than righteous or holy,
    Any day, any day, any day

    -Morrissey

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    PAY ATTENTION to your d!ck, dreamz, desires, and demeanor. We're built upon a platter of genetics with a healthy helping of environment, so be sho to do whatever it takes to "find thyself." When you're getting intimiate, watchin a porno, seein a person get punished, experiencing a tragic event.. always be aware of the position of your c0ck. This can help your sex life oh so much if you know your fetishes down like the back of su mano. As for your dreams, just jot them down and interpret them with the help of Jung, Freud etc.. all in all they may be meaningless, but they're a nice way to kill time; > videogames, drinking alone, being Pleezebelieve etc.

    Avoid making BIG opinions. I'm talking about the size and simplicity of it all. Yeah this ties in with the whole black and white ordeal, but here are some examples to avoid. Celine Dion is an awful singer; Natural Born Killers is complete hogwash, Obama is a retard, Cheez-its are the best snack evar!! etc.. By focusing and upping the complexity of WHAT it is about that specific entity you despise, you are infinitely more pleasant to listen to, and more honest in the process. " I believe that Celine Dion, although lyrically unblessed, is quite a heavenly voice to tap my Chuck T's to, similar to Sam Cooke, and contrary to AXL Rose. etc." There's a reason why George Carlin is hilarious, and Stephen Crowder f*cking sucks.

    Inject some imagination into your life. If you're doing something boring, but necessary, i.e. paperwork/housework, put a lil scenario behind it. As you're filling out a resume in a jiffy, perceive yourself as that Greek dude who ran 26 miles to relay the victory against the Persians. When you're gardening or repairing your car, sing along to Amazing Grace, and mock black people It helps pass the time, and is quite charming on a fellow. When you're in a lecture/office of some type, and you hear a distinct noise i.e. a pen-tap, try to create an orchestral Mr. Piece by the speaker's breath-pauses, the applause, the wind in the back etc.

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    So the J$ Manifesto is still a work in progress. Cool. I'll quote Morrissey again:

    I wear black on the outside
    'Cause black is how I feel on the inside
    And if I seem a little strange
    Well that's because I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Koscik
    Yeah man that killz me too.

    he triez way too hard. can't be an attention whore without purposely miszpelling ****. **** J$

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    you on speed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtticusPigeon11
    PAY ATTENTION to your d!ck, dreamz, desires, and demeanor. We're built upon a platter of genetics with a healthy helping of environment, so be sho to do whatever it takes to "find thyself." When you're getting intimiate, watchin a porno, seein a person get punished, experiencing a tragic event.. always be aware of the position of your c0ck. This can help your sex life oh so much if you know your fetishes down like the back of su mano. As for your dreams, just jot them down and interpret them with the help of Jung, Freud etc.. all in all they may be meaningless, but they're a nice way to kill time; > videogames, drinking alone, being Pleezebelieve etc.

    Avoid making BIG opinions. I'm talking about the size and simplicity of it all. Yeah this ties in with the whole black and white ordeal, but here are some examples to avoid. Celine Dion is an awful singer; Natural Born Killers is complete hogwash, Obama is a retard, Cheez-its are the best snack evar!! etc.. By focusing and upping the complexity of WHAT it is about that specific entity you despise, you are infinitely more pleasant to listen to, and more honest in the process. " I believe that Celine Dion, although lyrically unblessed, is quite a heavenly voice to tap my Chuck T's to, similar to Sam Cooke, and contrary to AXL Rose. etc." There's a reason why George Carlin is hilarious, and Stephen Crowder f*cking sucks.

    Inject some imagination into your life. If you're doing something boring, but necessary, i.e. paperwork/housework, put a lil scenario behind it. As you're filling out a resume in a jiffy, perceive yourself as that Greek dude who ran 26 miles to relay the victory against the Persians. When you're gardening or repairing your car, sing along to Amazing Grace, and mock black people It helps pass the time, and is quite charming on a fellow. When you're in a lecture/office of some type, and you hear a distinct noise i.e. a pen-tap, try to create an orchestral Mr. Piece by the speaker's breath-pauses, the applause, the wind in the back etc.

    stfu fgt. stop switching handles and being an attention whore

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