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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

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    Is that what I think it is in your avatar? And i'm not talking about durant.

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by SourPatchKids
    Is that what I think it is in your avatar? And i'm not talking about durant.
    haha yessir

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by KDTrey5
    haha yessir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velocirap31
    Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by Velocirap31
    Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front.
    Never heard of a Mule eh?

    Edited, flipogb that's a good one too

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by flipogb
    Had no idea there was such a thing as a Liger. Shit makes you think

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Gorillas chimps orangutans and babboons all have much smaller d!cks and a$$es than we do but make up for it with insane strength. BOnobos are freaky though

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Came in here expecting racist joke, none to be found, not sure if mad or pleasantly surprised at our collective restraint. Raz would be proud.

    To answer the OP's question, conception would be very difficult, likely need to be done in a lab and even then it would have very little chance of maturation.

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    hey there, lilharvard, what kind of ape?
    a gorilla?
    a chimpanzee?
    a bonobo?
    another human?
    an orangutan?

    or what about a lesser ape, the gibbon?

    unless it were the naked ape, I dont think it would happen.


    Now, the interesting question is whether anatomically modern humans could knock up neanderthals (and vice versa obviously). What do you think?

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Gorillas chimps orangutans and babboons all have much smaller d!cks and a$$es than we do but make up for it with insane strength. BOnobos are freaky though
    baboons are monkeys, not apes.

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    After extensive research, I regrettably inform that I found no such evidence involving sexual intercourse between apes and humans. I decided to change the "keywords" during my research, something I remmember my 9th grade library teacher telling me this and I will tell you I found this:

    Ape Rape

    Term used to describe the move in Super Smash Bros. (Melee) in which Donkey Kong picks up his opponent and jumps off the ledge, effectively killing them both.

    He had two lives, and I only had one, so he ape raped my character to win the game!

    ape rape

    Derogatory term for having sex with a black woman.

    "Dude, that chick Shaquanda was hot, so after we closed the bar, we went back to my place and I ape raped her."

    Ape rape

    To thouroughly destroy, obliterate, or conquer.

    "I ape raped that sandwhich."
    "I put the ape in rape."



    Amazing that this all I found. I will endeavor to find more information regarding the topic. I'm very optimistic and confident that conception is possible the relation is to close and as stated big cats have cross breeded ... It's not as if it's a snake and a turtle ..hmm but that might be not so ridiculous snake heads are actually very similar to turtle heads and there has been reports of 2 headed snakes, has there not but thats for another discussion.
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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Gorillas chimps orangutans and babboons all have much smaller d!cks and a$$es than we do but make up for it with insane strength. BOnobos are freaky though
    Those the ones that be licking they nipples and shit, right?

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    on a vaguely related note, I once had a boss whos wife was a zoo vet tech. She had to jerk off a passed out orangutan for artificial insemination. Not sure if that counts for you, lilharvard, but I could bust to that hot action.

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    Those the ones that be licking they nipples and shit, right?
    bonobos, which some people lump as chimps (same genus Pan and can probably interbreed), are highly social, which includes a wide variety of sexual encounters and exchanges (sex for food access for example, sex for protection, sex for status). I know I would double down something fierce on a fine ass bonobo.

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    Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

    To address my boi, lilHarvee, heres some vague and speculative information.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

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