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    Default Re: quotes that piss u the fukk off

    "Don't mess with Texas."
    Yeah? Well fukc you Texas. That doesn't even rhyme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufuspaul
    "Don't mess with Texas."
    Yeah? Well fukc you Texas. That doesn't even rhyme.
    Yeah...that one quote about north carolina sucks too...oh wait they don't have one that because they're so irrelevant.

    Don't mess with Texas.

    "Keep Austin Weird" is pretty gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balla_Status
    Yeah...that one quote about north carolina sucks too...oh wait they don't have one that because they're so irrelevant.

    Don't mess with Texas.

    "Keep Austin Weird" is pretty gay.

    Last time I was in Austin I saw a sign in a bar that said "Keep Austin Beered." That was a good one.

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    Default Re: quotes that piss u the fukk off

    Quote Originally Posted by rufuspaul



    "A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush."
    Why would you want a bird in your hand?
    Um,

    http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...&postcount=107

    Yeah, that's why.

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    Default Re: quotes that piss u the fukk off

    Quote Originally Posted by rufuspaul
    "Don't mess with Texas."
    Yeah? Well fukc you Texas. That doesn't even rhyme.
    It does rhyme syllablically in a hip hop sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwoodLegend
    It does rhyme syllablically in a hip hop sense.

    Yeah, I'm sure that's what the originator of that quote was going for.

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    Default Re: quotes that piss u the fukk off

    When do people of other states hear the "Don't Mess with Texas" slogan? When does that ever come up?

    Here is used as a campaign slogan to stop littering on the Texas highways...that is how it started

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    Quote Originally Posted by -p.tiddy-
    When do people of other states hear the "Don't Mess with Texas" slogan? When does that ever come up?

    Here is used as a campaign slogan to stop littering on the Texas highways...that is how it started








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    Quote Originally Posted by rufuspaul
    Yeah, I'm sure that's what the originator of that quote was going for.
    I'm positive it was.

    It sounds close enough to a rhyme, has a good flow to it and there's an edge of toughness to the vibe.

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    "If you can't handle me at my worst, then u sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
    I AGREE OP! ****ing just an excuse to act like a piece of shit. Stfu.

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    Default Re: quotes that piss u the fukk off

    Not the exact quote, but it does piss me off when people attribute "It's better to burn out than to fade away" to Kurt Cobain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    "I believe everything happens for a reason."
    Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buddy.
    Hate this shit. Things that happen to you are the result of various decisions you make.

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    "It's all part of God's plan." or "God works in mysterious ways."

    Usually said right after something horrible happens.

    I just want to be like, "Well **** that asshole then."

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    "Never kick a man when he' s down". Is there a better time?

    "The customer is always right". No need to rant about this one.

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    "money doesn't buy happiness"

    complete and utter bullshit on many levels...from a child purchasing a .05 piece of gum to make him happy to a wealthy family who is on average much happier than a family in poverty...it's bullshit no matter how you look at it.

    maybe "money doesn't ALWAYS buy happiness" works...but usually it does, at least in the short term.

    "money doesn't buy love"

    this is closer to truth than the happiness one, but IMO it is also bullshit to a certain degree...Many women legitimately fall in love with men that they wouldn't have even bothered talking to if they were bums...and in that sense money certainly opened up the doors to love, or at least more opportunity for love.

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