people who are constantly jacking off

[EleganceD]

damn, am i the only one who gets tired of this? it's like everyone's constantly jacking off nowadays and it's almost impossible to hang out with someone in a one-on-one situation. just yesterday i was hanging out with my roommate (and very close friend) and he had just started watching porn like two days ago and he spent almost the entire time jacking off on his phone.

like we were playing pool and we'd have to pause for him to finish jacking off so he could shoot. and later in the car it was impossible to have any kind of conversation because he was on his phone the entire time. it's cool if you wanna watch porn, but jacking off from like 12 pm to 2 am constantly when you're around someone else is really rude.

i guess i'm just bitching, but it's pretty frustrating. anyone else experience this?

[Ass Dan]

Your friends sound like a bunch of WANKERS!

[Skywalker]

not sure if SERIOUS

[branslowski]

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[macmac]

Lol I hate when I have sleepovers with my friends and they try to stick their dong in my butt while I'm sleeping, it's like is that all you think about? My butt is sore I cant fit it in there anymore, give it some breathing space for chrissakes...... no homo

[Whiteness]

almost as bad as people who are constantly huffing

[Stinky Dog]

Lol I hate when I have sleepovers with my friends and they try to stick their dong in my butt while I'm sleeping, it's like is that all you think about? My butt is sore I cant fit it in there anymore, give it some breathing space for chrissakes...... no homo

Well when you're sleeping you don't seem to mind

Are you coming by tonight? Just jerked off 3x so we should be cool.

[Stuckey]

pretty sure not srs

[CelticBaller]

sounds like some one is traped in the closet!!!!

[macmac]

Well when you're sleeping you don't seem to mind

Are you coming by tonight? Just jerked off 3x so we should be cool.

I jerked it so much my balls are just wrinkled skin hanging from my shaft...like they're completely flat, they look like my grandmas neck...so we should be good for tonight, no gayness whatsoever

[Stinky Dog]

I jerked it so much my balls are just wrinkled skin hanging from my shaft...like they're completely flat, they look like my grandmas neck...so we should be good for tonight, no gayness whatsoever

yeah dude i jerked off that white powder came out of my cawk the third go around (should i get that checked out)...dude remember that night we killed a case of chimay? i swear we must have jerked off like 6 times each in your basement.

[macmac]

yeah dude i jerked off that white powder came out of my cawk the third go around (should i get that checked out)...dude remember that night we killed a case of chimay? i swear we must have jerked off like 6 times each in your basement.

Nah lol that white stuff is normal, it's mildew from the crusty moist soiled boxers you wear cuz of the quick tuck ins when ur mom walks in on your orgasms...lol brooo, that night was epic, we were shooting loads off walls ricocheting and shiit, a couple of weeks later I installed a green light in my basement, it was crazy it looked like a murder scene happened upside down all over the ceiling

[Stinky Dog]

Nah lol that white stuff is normal, it's mildew from the crusty moist soiled boxers you wear cuz of the quick tuck ins when ur mom walks in on your orgasms...lol brooo, that night was epic, we were shooting loads off walls ricocheting and shiit, a couple of weeks later I installed a green light in my basement, it was crazy it looked like a murder scene happened upside down all over the ceiling

HAHAH bro you jerked off so many times that night. Once your boy came over with the blow I swear we killed that eight ball in like an hour and had the biggest boners. I was worried he was going to be a ****** and totally be a buzzkill but he was all about jacking off on his phone. it was weird i've never been in non one on one session but it turned out to be pretty cool.

[alenleomessi]

get it out of his system... suck him off

[-playmaker-]

get it out of his system... suck him off