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The People's Choice
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Originally Posted by PistonsFan#21
one time i was listening to porn in my room at around like 10 pm. Both my parents were home in the room next to me so i just reduced the volume. Then outta nowhere another window pops up with the volume full blast and all you could hear in the house is that girl screaming and moaning from getting f*cked in the ass. I couldnt even close the window because my computer froze. It took me a good 10 seconds before i even thought about simply unplugging the computer.
they didnt tell me anything about it but im 100% sure they heard it. Man it felt so akward to sit at the table the next morning for breakfast
Omg lmfaooooo!!!!!!!! Hahahahhaa
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Cavs for life
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Just had one of my most embarrassing moments.
I'm on a business trip, and I get back to the hotel after a long hard day at work. So I decide to relax a bit, watch some porn on my laptop, and jerk off. I'm going at it for ~15 minutes, and I get up to go to the bathroom, which is when I notice that the door to my hotel room is wide open, and has been the entire time....
I spent the next half hour nervously waiting for hotel management to give me a call and tell me I'd been kicked out, but nothing ever happened. Maybe noone happened to walk by during that time, or if they did, they never said anything.
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Sixers|Eagles|Phillies
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Co worker told me if I was a girl he would date me.
Do I win?
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Reds/Bengals/Cavs
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Just last week, in drunken banter with a buddy of mine, I take his "your mom" banter (you kinda had to have been there to get the flow of the conversation), and turned it into a "your grandma!" response, completely forgetting that his grandma had recently just passed away. He gives me this look as to say "what in the f uck is wrong with you?"
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NBA Legend
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Pissed in the middle of a friends basement (obviously highly intoxicated) and went over to apologize to his mother a day later.
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Sixers|Eagles|Phillies
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Originally Posted by mlh1981
Just last week, in drunken banter with a buddy of mine, I take his "your mom" banter (you kinda had to have been there to get the flow of the conversation), and turned it into a "your grandma!" response, completely forgetting that his grandma had recently just passed away. He gives me this look as to say "what in the f uck is wrong with you?"
You're a jackass.
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Reds/Bengals/Cavs
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Originally Posted by StateProperty
You're a jackass.
yup
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Reds/Bengals/Cavs
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
I'll lighten it up a bit.
When I was in college, I used to bag groceries. I'd also go out on the lot and gather carts. To break up the monotony, if I only had a few carts with me, I'd get a running start with them, and jump on the back of them (there was a bar right above the wheels I'd propel my feel onto). Just wanted to see how fast I could go.
Well, one time, I crashed/burned. my feet slipped and I fell down and busted my ass. Of course, being in the middle of a parking lot, there were a lot of witnesses.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Originally Posted by mlh1981
I'll lighten it up a bit.
When I was in college, I used to bag groceries. I'd also go out on the lot and gather carts. To break up the monotony, if I only had a few carts with me, I'd get a running start with them, and jump on the back of them (there was a bar right above the wheels I'd propel my feel onto). Just wanted to see how fast I could go.
Well, one time, I crashed/burned. my feet slipped and I fell down and busted my ass. Of course, being in the middle of a parking lot, there were a lot of witnesses.
A lot of the guys in my area at the shop rite I go to that are on cart duty are mentally handicapped.. I'm not even joking. It makes this sound so much funnier.
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Reds/Bengals/Cavs
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Originally Posted by tpols
A lot of the guys in my area at the shop rite I go to that are on cart duty are mentally handicapped.. I'm not even joking. It makes this sound so much funnier.
Yeah, I didn't even give a shit that I was bleeding or anything. My first thought was "oh sh!t, who saw that?!?!"
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*****
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
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ISH Lurker
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Originally Posted by mlh1981
I'll lighten it up a bit.
When I was in college, I used to bag groceries. I'd also go out on the lot and gather carts. To break up the monotony, if I only had a few carts with me, I'd get a running start with them, and jump on the back of them (there was a bar right above the wheels I'd propel my feel onto). Just wanted to see how fast I could go.
Well, one time, I crashed/burned. my feet slipped and I fell down and busted my ass. Of course, being in the middle of a parking lot, there were a lot of witnesses.
That would of been pretty funny to witness.
At least you didn't do this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWfossz1rc
Last edited by takeittothehoop; 07-14-2011 at 09:43 AM.
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Dont H8 the Laker H8er
Last edited by glidedrxlr22; 07-14-2011 at 11:21 AM.
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Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
Hmmm... when they touched my peex2 in LAX...
STOP TOUCHING MY BIRDIE!!
Last edited by $LakerGold; 07-14-2011 at 11:53 AM.
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F*cking Morons
Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?
I was drunk and blazed out of my mind at this party and I see this girl I'd been tryin to get with for awhile. I start talkin to her, etc, and we eventually end up at her place goin at it. I tell her I'm about to nut and she tells me to nut on her tits. I pull out and try to aim at her tits but instead I splooged all over her face, in her eye, hair, etc. She was pissed. I aplogize, clumsily get dressed and as I'm leaving I say "so, I guess I'll see ya around Angela". She says "Angela?!? Angela's my roommate! I'm Brittany you fukking asshole!". She of course told Angela all about it, thus ruining any chance I had with her.
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