Ass Dan is Jokes!

[Maniak]

Q-Why did the Cavaliers fail to win any Ring the past 3 seasons?

A-Because they only had 1 *(like this thread).

1*'ing threads.

What other gangsta things does the YCC do?

[Ass Dan]

This > thread.

Sorry Ass Dan you've been ethered & renegated, let's just call you Jay-Z

Yeah, someone told a joke in my joke thread, therefore I am ethered.

You YCC clowns are really fakkin pathetic attention whores.

[rufuspaul]

A Priest and a A Rabbi are sitting on a park bench when an adorable little toeheaded boy walks by. The Priest licking his lips says "Lets fvck him!", to which the Rabbi shrugs ... "Outta what?!?!"

[crosso√er]

Ass Dan creates a thread "Ass Dan is Jokes"
crosso√er replies: Place an "a" in between Is and Jokes, and remove the last letter in the sentence.

[NoName22]

Ass Dan creates a thread "Ass Dan is Jokes"
crosso√er replies: Place an "a" in between Is and Jokes, and remove the last letter in the sentence.

Why you shitting on him like that breh ?

[BankShot]

A Priest and a A Rabbi are sitting on a park bench when an adorable little toeheaded boy walks by. The Priest licking his lips says "Lets fvck him!", to which the Rabbi shrugs ... "Outta what?!?!"

[Thorpesaurous]

Thank you ... Thank you ... I'll be here all night ... try the veal!

[BankShot]

This > thread.

Sorry Ass Dan you've been ethered & renegated, let's just call you Jay-Z

Why so butt-hurt??

[RidonKs]

Ass Dan creates a thread "Ass Dan is Jokes"
crosso√er replies: Place an "a" in between Is and Jokes, and remove the last letter in the sentence.

holy sh*t you just entered unchartered territory of lameness


@thorpe/D&D

i'm using these at work for cheap laughs

[BankShot]

Q-Why does India suck at soccer?

A-Every time they get a corner they try to open a convenience store.

Not bad

[Harrison_Barnes]

holy sh*t you just entered unchartered territory of lameness


@thorpe/D&D

i'm using these at work for cheap laughs

Yeah that was pretty friggen lame. Majority of the other jokes were good though.. keep them coming.

[crosso√er]

holy sh*t you just entered unchartered territory of lameness


@thorpe/D&D

i'm using these at work for cheap laughs

I guess some of you dimwits didn't get the point, it wasn't meant to be funny and I find it hilarious the discrepancy in humor you found between my joke and pretty much every other joke. I was just paralleling my joke to the rest of the jokes; that people like you found abundantly funny.

There was like one joke in the entire thread that was even remotely good.
Like the Indian joke; heard it a million times. You guys still laugh at these redundant jokes, really?

Okay, maybe some of you need to get out more. All of these jokes are not new in the slightest.

[BankShot]

I guess some of you dimwits didn't get the point, it wasn't meant to be funny and I find it hilarious the discrepancy in humor you found between my joke and pretty much every other joke. I was just paralleling my joke to the rest of the jokes; that people like you found abundantly funny.

There was like one joke in the entire thread that was even remotely good.
Like the Indian joke; heard it a million times. You guys still laugh at these redundant jokes, really?

Okay, maybe some of you need to get out more. All of these jokes are not new in the slightest.

So because I haven't heard a particular joke, that makes it not funny and redundant??

Because I haven't heard one out of literally thousands of jokes floating around, that means I need to "get out more"?

They're simple jokes. Don't take them so seriously.

[BankShot]

I guess some of you dimwits didn't get the point, it wasn't meant to be funny and I find it hilarious the discrepancy in humor you found between my joke and pretty much every other joke. I was just paralleling my joke to the rest of the jokes; that people like you found abundantly funny.

Since you said, and I quote, "[your joke] wasn't meant to be funny"..... then shouldn't there be a discrepancy between any joke (jokes are meant to be funny) and your joke (wasn't meant to be funny)?

[crosso√er]

Since you said, and I quote, "[your joke] wasn't meant to be funny"..... then shouldn't there be a discrepancy between any joke (jokes are meant to be funny) and your joke (wasn't meant to be funny)?

I meant the jokes in this thread; which aren't funny (in most cases).