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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    I had a friend who this happened to once and he came out of the room on the verge of a mental breakdown because he was so ****ed up that he was convinced he had erectile dysfuntion.

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    alright bed time, thanks bro support squad

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    alright bed time, thanks bro support squad
    Godspeed young Ridonks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    you haven't really hit rock bottom until you're posting pictures of the chick you failed to sack on ish at 9am without having slept



    flopped all over the place
    must not make bad clippers joke

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by DonD13
    . Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat.

    shame on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    the sample size isn't much but if we're going by last night...

    it wasn't the booze though, i completely psyched myself out. my heart was racing like a mother f*cker for about three hours. part of the reason i'm still up was to calm myself down. lol and yet still no shame

    but maybe a guy like GOB can't really relate
    Ok, I thought it was the booze that played a part. I'm up all night when I get liquored up. But thats a funny story though. I havent experienced that before. Guess it was anxiety.

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    You know its one thing to NOT post pics at all, ITS ANOTHER THING TO POST THEM AND THEN REMOVE THEM. I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FUTURE YOU NEGG YOU AHOLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonD13
    One time I fell asleep right under a chick. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. She wanted me to stay but I immediatley left saying I had to go to the gym. The 'sorry I have to go to the gym' line became a running gag for my friends...

    Only the good old lord knows what she did with me that night.



    The moral of the story is that sometimes it might be better if big ben does not function.
    Read like one of those DircTv commercials.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwlh1yl054

    "When people want to see how tough you wake up in a road side ditch. Dont wake up in a road side ditch"


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    Quote Originally Posted by AirTupac
    You know its one thing to NOT post pics at all, ITS ANOTHER THING TO POST THEM AND THEN REMOVE THEM. I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO FUTURE YOU NEGG YOU AHOLE
    RACISt

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    Quote Originally Posted by blablabla
    RACISt
    Too lazy to edit it now , blame it on the morning.

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasi
    avy bet, Leb?
    Yeah. Let's not talk about it please

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonD13
    One time I fell asleep right under a chick. Next day I woke up next to her and she was fat. She wanted me to stay but I immediatley left saying I had to go to the gym. The 'sorry I have to go to the gym' line became a running gag for my friends...

    Only the good old lord knows what she did with me that night.



    The moral of the story is that sometimes it might be better if big ben does not function.
    I'm at work and for some reason you actually made me laugh out loud. God job you asshole

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    Is this the same chick from work who you said you'd been obsessing over for months in that emo thread I made?

    If so nice work. Well, kinda.

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    Been there man.. sucks. never with a first timer though, that must be even rougher. Hope you can shake this off and do her well next time.

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    These assclowns asking for pics. I'm suprised none of these morons didn't for jumping straight onto ISH to tell the story or call you out for bragging.


    I find alcohol keeps the ride going, but doesn't flatten the tire. I guess getting drunk brings out the horny in me. Hopefully you get a second shot, well first in your case. Stick to red wine next time

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