If you could wife anyone, who would it be?

[niko]

hate to sound like Meticode but my own wife

she is very smart, about to get her Masters, sexy as hell, very in shape...absolutely killer body, very outgoing and down to Earth...not the slightest bit negative....great unique sense of style that is all her own

I apologize for the severe vomit inducing moment that goes against the nature of this thread, I really am sorry, I know you want to punch me...but it's the truth, I feel very lucky to have her.



can't believe I just wrote that wtf have I become

i think the topic is by default BESIDES YOUR OWN WIFE.



I saw Waka Inoue once. We saw her once in the airplane and she asked for a soda or something (i was with my wife) and the way she moved and talked was like WOW. My wife said "wow she has really nice breasts". (Reason 18 why in real life i wouldn't leave my wife, she points out nice racks.)

[-p.tiddy-]

i think the topic is by default BESIDES YOUR OWN WIFE.

yes I know, I apologized for going against the nature of the thread, but just being honest...

BESIDES my own woman...












only problem is I have no idea what her personality is like...for all I know she can't speak English

infact scratch that...she is more like my "If I could fck anyone" girl

what is this thread about again?...I can't do this

[B-Low]

only problem is I have no idea what her personality is like...for all I know she can't speak English

infact scratch that...she is more like my "If I could fck anyone" girl

what is this thread about again?...I can't do this

Reminds me of the convo between Ron and Brian on Anchorman about love

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.

[-p.tiddy-]

lol B


okay, PT's pick TAKE -3




Biel

very sexy, and as far as I know she is super cool in real life...and not slutty either (as far as I know)


the one problem with her is that she is currently married to Timberlake, but other than that she is my pick

[-p.tiddy-]

Eva Mendes comes off as though she is cool as fck too...she would be a good pick

she is getting old though...not much time on her left

Biel is 31...that's a decent age...perfect for me would be around 28 I think

[BRabbiT]

It would be my current GF. Strong, smart, loving, beautiful.

Although Dania Ramirez would be second in line

[nightprowler10]

The thread title made me instantly think of Catherine Mcphee, so I'll go with her.

[B-Low]

Shame on you B-Low. After all Daniella has done for you, you wouldn't wife her. She deserves much better than the square she is with now.

Honestly my top 3 would be J Law, Daniella and AJ Lee. After that there's really no other close contender for my heart

[L.Kizzle]

Chick who played Kimmy Gibbler.

[B-Low]

Chick who played Kimmy Gibbler.

DeucesWallace?

[Mach_3]

if i had to choose it'd probably Alicia Keys because I could smash a sexy ass black girl, wife her, divorce her, maybe end up getting half her stuff and then move on to the next hot broad so in the end everyone wins ^_^

[ROCSteady]

My wife -Meticode

[Bandito]

Jessica Rabbit

[Bcogswell]

I was talking about Hayden Panettiere and Emma Watson.

I really like them too, but I'd have to add in Yvonne Strahovski, and Jennifer Lawerence.

[ace23]

+1 for Erin Burnett