Wilt's Tall Tales

[Deuce Bigalow]

- 500 lbs bench press
- 50" vertical
- Curl 100 lb DBs as easily as we can pick up our phones
- Beat up a mountain lion and threw it by its tail
- Slept with 20,000 women, jlauber's mom being one of them
- Dunked his freethrows in high school
- Dunked the ball so hard that it crushed the opponents toes
- Could average 70 points per game in the 90's
- At age 59 he could bench 465 lbs like it was a match stick
- Clean and jerk 435 lbs
- A world class volleyball player, in Volleyball Hall of Fame

[Deuce Bigalow]

anymore?

[Kiarip]

They're probably only slightly if at all exaggerated.

Earl boykins can bench 315 at 140 pounds.

[swi7ch]

anymore?

wilt can beat javale mcgee 1v1

[Deuce Bigalow]

They're probably only slightly if at all exaggerated.

Earl boykins can bench 315 at 140 pounds.

lol

[dunksby]

jlauber is coming for you, just pray the Machine pops up you number!

[PTB Fan]

[hkfosho]

Wilt is so overrated.

next

[millwad]

jlauber is coming for you, just pray the Machine pops up you number!

HAHA! FUTURE REP!

[b1imtf]

- 500 lbs bench press
- 50" vertical
- Curl 100 lb DBs as easily as we can pick up our phones
- Beat up a mountain lion and threw it by its tail
- Slept with 20,000 women, jlauber's mom being one of them
- Dunked his freethrows in high school
- Dunked the ball so hard that it crushed the opponents toes
- Could average 70 points per game in the 90's
- At age 59 he could bench 465 lbs like it was a match stick
- Clean and jerk 435 lbs

Only true statement in the OP

[millwad]

Wilt was a world class volleyball player.

[vert48]

Wilt was a world class volleyball player.

That is certainly fantasy.

[asdf1990]

I heard from eye witness sources that one time wilt got angry and threw the ball so hard at the floor that it created a hole.

[Asukal]

Where is jlauber at? Defend your dad from all these haters!

[FireDavidKahn]

They're probably only slightly if at all exaggerated.

Earl boykins can bench 315 at 140 pounds.

"Slightly"

Way to go out on a limb. All of these are extremely exaggerated.