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    Default jerking off while driving - illegal?

    So today I was driving to a museum in the next town over, about 30 minutes away. I have a big truck, so when I pass people I can see right in there vehicles since I am sitting up so high. Well I passed this one guy who was going pretty slow (about 20 under the limit) so I looked over at him and there he was with a boner .. jerking off. I would say it was about 6 - 7 inches, not that it really matters. Anyways, I took out my camera and video taped him so I could turn it over as evidence to the local police. I would not want to see him get into an accident or run some one over because he is not paying attention to the road. When I went to the police they said there wasn't much they could do about it but I'm sure its illegal on some scale?

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    Default Re: jerking off while driving - illegal?

    Road Rage dude.

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    You sure you werent the one jerking off and now worried because someone video taped you? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Myth
    So today I was driving to a museum in the next town over, about 30 minutes away. I have a big truck, so when I pass people I can see right in there vehicles since I am sitting up so high. Well I passed this one guy who was going pretty slow (about 20 under the limit) so I looked over at him and there he was with a boner .. jerking off. I would say it was about 6 - 7 inches, not that it really matters. Anyways, I took out my camera and video taped him so I could turn it over as evidence to the local police.
    So you followed and recorded a man jerking off while driving?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simcjt
    So you followed and recorded a man jerking off while driving?
    Isn't that illegal as well? Driving while recording? I would not want to see a wreck occur because a guy is videotaping another man *********ing in his vehicle.

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    lol funny stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by simcjt
    So you followed and recorded a man jerking off while driving?
    Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Myth
    Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.
    I figured you were trolling.

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    Didn't Eddie Griffin die while driving-watching porn-jerking off and crashing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Myth
    Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.

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    jerking off. I would say it was about 6 - 7 inches, not that it really matters
    Oh, it matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawk
    Didn't Eddie Griffin die while driving-watching porn-jerking off and crashing?
    Yes he did, R.I.P. that idiot...

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    Default Re: jerking off while driving - illegal?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Myth
    Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.
    He could've called the cops on you too nikka!

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    Default Re: jerking off while driving - illegal?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawk
    Didn't Eddie Griffin die while driving-watching porn-jerking off and crashing?

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    So you were driving, saw a guy pleasuring himself, and thought "hey, I think I want to tape this"?

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