Emsteez, she's definitely cute.
But I have a breaking development. Stumbling across one of my ex girls on Facebook, I found that she's even badder than the last time I saw her, but that her new boyfriend is pretty as **** (no homo)
Is that Ryan Seacrest? I'm kinda shocked, a girl that I always thought was gorgeous, a niigga that looks like he came straight out the Abercrombie catalog as her new man, how the hell did I pull her?