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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by KingOfTheJokes
    You sure you couldn't get it up because of the whiskey or because you prefer cocks?
    demoted to fool, joff will have your head tomorrow


    we tried, well, she tried for a looong while. it just wasn't happening. it wasn't a random encounter, i worked with her for the past few months and got to know her. great girl too, i might have even thought give it a shot if i wasn't leaving the province in five days.


    No one cares about the story, get pics of her somehow. It doesn't have to be of her now in the next room but im sure you can get on her facebook.
    i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk

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    Nice catch RidonKs*. Definitely worth a second try.

    * how do you pronounce your username btw? I am stuck with saying something like "ride on kay's" in my head but I am sure it's not meant to be like that.
    Key issue of the week, I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebowsky
    She definitely looks good, nice job. I'd say don't sweat it too much, shit like that happens. It's happened to me before too, and the girl still gave me a second chance. It's embarrassing as **** when it happens, but many girls will understand it's just due to inebriation and will want to give it another try.
    avy bet, Leb?

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasi
    Nice catch RidonKs*. Definitely worth a second try.

    * how do you pronounce your username btw? I am stuck with saying something like "ride on kay's" in my head but I am sure it's not meant to be like that.
    Key issue of the week, I know.
    it's a retarded username. i wish i had never chosen it. don't pronounce it. lol

    it was a play on ridonkulous when i was 17. clever right? though i could probably get 'ride on kays' to mean something in my head and go with that


    avy bet, Leb?
    i might get in on that

    i'll get a second try, likely in a few hours, preferably after i catch some sleep

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk
    edit it back, nobody quoted

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    please don't be an asshole and quote this, it's coming down soon but i'm a sucker for the rarity of bragging rites
    Last edited by RidonKs; 04-27-2012 at 09:20 AM.

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    you haven't really hit rock bottom until you're posting pictures of the chick you failed to sack on ish at 9am without having slept

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Wait when you get hammered with alcohol you cant get it up?

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    nice legs

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    Stick to men, you batty boy.

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    she's got good form

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by GOBB
    Wait when you get hammered with alcohol you cant get it up?
    the sample size isn't much but if we're going by last night...

    it wasn't the booze though, i completely psyched myself out. my heart was racing like a mother f*cker for about three hours. part of the reason i'm still up was to calm myself down. lol and yet still no shame

    but maybe a guy like GOB can't really relate

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Did you at least go down on her? I've found that chicks are more than willing to overlook a night of whiskey dick if you've done a good job with your tongue.

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    i should never have allowed _____ to jack this username


    ^^^yep, that much i managed, to good results

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    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    it's a retarded username. i wish i had never chosen it. don't pronounce it. lol

    it was a play on ridonkulous when i was 17. clever right? though i could probably get 'ride on kays' to mean something in my head and go with that
    Do it. "Ride on kays" sounds cool, lol



    i might get in on that

    i'll get a second try, likely in a few hours, preferably after i catch some sleep
    No no I was just joking with Lebowsky referring to his new avatar, definitely the outcome of a lost avy bet from his side

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