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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    Quote Originally Posted by B-Low

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufuspaul
    See I thought you would use a boomerang instead, being from Australia and all.
    you have to work up to the boomerang; if you just shove it up there with no practice...that boomerang ain't coming back no more

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    lol at this thread.

    Great Greg, you a young cat, but it is hard not to laugh at your patheticness.

    "I burned down a broken old birdhouse, now some dude name Tyrone is gonna make me toss salad for the next two years and my Mom has to wear a scarlet letter of shame."

    STFU kid, ain't shit gonna happen to you, your mom will hopefully come to her goddamn senses.

    Boys will be boys, no judge in his/er right Goddamn mind is gonna do anything about this.

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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    Quote Originally Posted by playtetris
    you have to work up to the boomerang; if you just shove it up there with no practice...that boomerang ain't coming back no more
    True. I found that out the hard way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatGreg
    Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

    Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

    We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

    I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

    I am 15 and unemployed.

    So my question is, how do I redeem myself...
    These are the type of threads that make me lurk from time to time.

    Your fine though, your just going to get community service without question, like all teenagers get. Probably have to work a camp that teaches 10 year old to stay out of trouble.

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    The newspaper clippings put this thread over the top.

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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    sorry kid

    you may as well leave the country

    you will never get into college

    you will end up in and out of jail

    you will be a failure

    there is no redemption for those who burn birdhouses


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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    Quote Originally Posted by GreatGreg
    Because now, I am a registered f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]king criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...


    Why would they send calls to her boss? You need to calm your ass down dude.


    At 15, you're still a minor. Lighting a fu*king BIRDHOUSE ON FIRE isnt huge at ALL.



    There are some far, FAR worse offenses in the world.






    Ah, to be a teen again....where EVERYTHING is a big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playtetris
    "fly the coop" has me crying here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Low

    This had me rolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JtotheIzzo
    lol at this thread.

    Great Greg, you a young cat, but it is hard not to laugh at your patheticness.

    "I burned down a broken old birdhouse, now some dude name Tyrone is gonna make me toss salad for the next two years and my Mom has to wear a scarlet letter of shame."

    STFU kid, ain't shit gonna happen to you, your mom will hopefully come to her goddamn senses.

    Boys will be boys, no judge in his/er right Goddamn mind is gonna do anything about this.

    This had me cracking up. I cant help but laugh at the fact that his mother is "in the next room crying"



    Really, mom? A birdhouse being burned, and him getting in trouble with the law over that has you in tears?


    I'd had to see her, when they run of out toothpaste in that household. It must spiral her down into a pit of depression.

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    Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

    good grief great grizzles.

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    I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.

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    Isn't Greatgreg's mom russian? Imagine the russian things she's probably saying.

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