Jimmy John's Driver Just Ran a Red Light ..

[IamRAMBO24]

Haha wtf? Ok so I was at the stop light and this Jimmy John's driver just rolled up, he looks both ways to see if the streets were clear, and drove pass that red light like it was nothing.

Damn now that is some dedication; I've never ordered any delivery food from them, but from what I heard, they take no longer than 5-10 minutes tops to deliver the food. I've always thought they just make the food fast, but now I know why.

About 2 days ago, I ordered some Papa Johns and dude took about 2 hours to deliver some breadsticks and a large pizza. When he got there, he just gave me this look that pretty much insinuated, "Yo here is your pizza, so where's my tip?" In the most respectable, gentleman like way, I said to him, "DON'T F*CKIN MOVE OR IM GONNA SHOVE THIS BREADSTICK SO FAR UP YOUR A*S YOU'RE GONNA NEED A HYDRAULIC PUMP TO GET IT OUT! It was so intense I could feel a tear rolling down my eye. I took the food, went into the kitchen, and looked at it. Before I went back to him, I took a deep breathe and said to myself, "Damn you need to act professional and keep your composure," so I when I got to the door, I said to him, "YO ARE YOU F*CKIN STUPID? IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE 2 HOURS TO DELIVER A PIZZA, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN COME IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE PIZZA AINT PAPA JOHN'S ANYMORE, IT'S DIOGIORNOS! I HAVE TO REHEAT THIS SH*T UP IF I WANT TO EAT IT!" And then he started saying some sh*t like, "Oh its 10 degrees, the roads are icy, I was gonna crash, there was 20 deliveries ahead of you, we only have 2 drivers, and one of them was an old guy who forgot his glasses, yada, yada, " .. y'know crap that was pretty irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

Ok to make a long story short, I pretty much convinced him to give me a discount on the pizza, and out of that discount, I gave him a tip. It wasn't really his fault (well actually it was since he couldn't drive on ice worth a f*ck), but in the end, we both won, hell, even PJ's also won too since it prob cost them like 50 cents to make that pizza.

Still though, Jimmy John's is pretty awesome to deliver that fast.

[Honk Honk]

[ace23]

Cool story. Really.

[Overdrive]

Maybe he was taken hostage by some aliens.

[niko]

I liked your old avi a lot, i am dissapoint.

[IamRAMBO24]

I liked your old avi a lot, i am dissapoint.

This is my new infactuation.

[Raymone]

Of course Rambo would order pizza from the worst pizza chain in America.

[Raymone]

Actually, second worst. I forgot about Little Caesars.

[IamRAMBO24]

I like Jimmy John's. If you're hungry and want to go out, give 'em a call and those ****ers show up quick. I always kinda figured they were driving like maniacs.

Next Fast and Furious movie should be called "Fast and Furious: Jimmy John's"

[IamRAMBO24]

Of course Rambo would order pizza from the worst pizza chain in America.

Papa Johns > Dominos and Pizza Hut

[niko]

This is my new infactuation.

Well i wish you luck with her...

[Jameerthefear]

Did not read.

[Raymone]

Papa Johns > Dominos and Pizza Hut

Well, at least your faulty logic and inane opinions aren't limited to alien videos and faux-losophy.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Did not read.

**** me, Jameer thinks he's a hot boy..

[IamRAMBO24]

Well i wish you luck with her...

Thanks.