My Foreign Girl Experience (Long)

[Borat]

Did I just read "The Rum Diaries"?

[Thorpesaurous]

Thorpe, more people might read all that if there were pics, just sayin

I do in fact have some pictures, I'm just not sure I'm comfortable posting these girls' pictures. I have one of Anya behind the bar in the room. I have a couple just of the room in general. I don't have a good one of Aisha, but I did get one of her in front of the glowing coral at the casino, which gives you a good shot of her silouhette, which is just rediculous.

And Cali and I were talking tattoos the night at the poker game, and I woke up Sunday with a text of a picture she sent me of her back which was just rediculous.

[Thorpesaurous]

I can't believe I read all of that. It does sound like a bad trip that lasted for months. Seems like this tattooed girl really likes you. Just stop overthinking, live in the moment and go for it. What do you have to lose?

That's sort of the direction I'm heading. The truth is I really dig the Aisha. It's silly to break them all down physically, because they are all stunning. In fact traditionally speaking, she's probably the worst looking one. But she's smart. Maybe it's the poker thing, but it feels like I have some common ground with her. But she's got the sketchy boyfriend, so what am I gonna do. She appeared willing to set me up with any or all of her friends. I know she likes me, it's almost like she's my wing man.
Anya I pobably like second most. Mostly because she's a little older, and she seems more relatable. But she's in NY, and frankly just isn't quite as smart as Aisha, which makes the language thing tougher.
Cali the tattooed girl is just so god damned young. She speaks English at least, but man it's weird listening to her. She's probably the worst match, but the most accessible, so I'm just gonna keep hanging out with her and sort of stay in this circle and see what happens. Everybody sort of knows where everybody stands too.

[-p.tiddy-]

I do in fact have some pictures, I'm just not sure I'm comfortable posting these girls' pictures. I have one of Anya behind the bar in the room. I have a couple just of the room in general. I don't have a good one of Aisha, but I did get one of her in front of the glowing coral at the casino, which gives you a good shot of her silouhette, which is just rediculous.

And Cali and I were talking tattoos the night at the poker game, and I woke up Sunday with a text of a picture she sent me of her back which was just rediculous.

You should post them. Odds of them finding them on ISH are slim to none. Just make sure the image file names don't include their real names...

[Thorpesaurous]

Wow, I actually read every word. Honestly though, going through it, I thought someone may have hacked your account coz from what I remember you're one of the more... eloquent (?) writers here on the board. Also, this sounds like something out of a Haruki Murakami book (which is probably why some of us were engaged enough to read the whole damn thing).

Anyway, maybe this is one of those out-of-the-ordinary, life-changing experiences that people go through. Take it for what it's worth, but make sure you get something good out of it that you know won't mess you up down the road (feels weird saying that to a man twice my age).

I appreciate the advice. I do often write in that staccatto style when I'm writing a long narrative, because it makes it feel longer and more surreal, which has it feels for me, and that's the sense I'm trying to get accross, that these weird things just sort of keep stacking up.
I don't know that this is life changing long term, but it's certainly been fun, and it is my intention to just keep riding the wave here, but I also feel like I could run into trouble at some point. I'm still not sure what all these girls have in common. Why they call that guy an agent. Maybe he helps them with visas or something. And almost none of them drive. He kind of carts a lot of them around. This weird poker scene seems to have something to do with it. Aisha deals from time to time in bigger tournaments when she's not playing.

[Thorpesaurous]

You should post them. Odds of them finding them on ISH are slim to none. Just make sure the image file names don't include their real names...

This is the shot I woke up to on Sunday morning after playing poker.

[Nick Young]

dude. they want u to marry anya so u can get a green card. Anya really doesn't want to go back to Russia. The Kazahk chick doesn't want you but saw that she could use you to help her friend out, as like you say, you're a really nice guy who seems happy to pay for random girl's stuff. She's pawning you off to Anya.

Be careful buddy. They trying to rope you in for marriage.

Also don't offer to cook, it makes you look like a bitch.

Eastern Europeans are some of the last people on earth where the women are women and know how to cook and are proud to cook for the men.

They like doing it and they cook bomb ass food so let them do it.

Potatos and sourcream is awesome btw give it a try.

The feminist movement in America is doing it's best to emasculate men, and turn them into wimps. Lots of the shit they say is lies, women were not actually that badly oppressed compared to men throughout history.

In the "dark ages" of europe women were not kept inside to weave all day, girls went to school every day just like the boys, even the poorest families sent their kids to school and girls often staid in school longer and got a better education then the men. Yeh the women didn't have alot of rights but neither did the common man. And throughout human history, women are allowed to stay at home during times of war while men are forced to risk their lives in battle, in order to protect the women.

And anyone who has read any ancient Irish poetry can tell you that women over there were equals with men.

[ace23]

This is the shot I woke up to on Sunday morning after playing poker.

Can't see it. Have to sign in to e-mail.

[-p.tiddy-]

Need account to see pic Thorpe...use Photobucket or something

[Thorpesaurous]

Can't see it. Have to sign in to e-mail.

Now it should work.

[TheSilentKiller]

I can't believe I read all of that. It does sound like a bad trip that lasted for months. Seems like this tattooed girl really likes you. Just stop overthinking, live in the moment and go for it. What do you have to lose?

This. Just let life take you where it wants you to go. Even if it isn't 'you'

[Thorpesaurous]

This is not a great pictures, but it's the silhouette of my girl Aisha. She's pretty much an asian mermaid with these incredible full lips.

[Nick Young]

This is not a great pictures, but it's the silhouette of my girl Aisha. She's pretty much an asian mermaid with these incredible full lips.

Aisha not your girl man, she uses you for your car and trying to pawn you off to get her friend US citizenship.

[Thorpesaurous]

Aisha not your girl man, she uses you for your car and trying to pawn you off to get her friend US citizenship.

I'll take it.

[unbreakable]

10/10 story thorp.. as always love your riveting tells.. especially the last one about the chick you went to the tourny with..

just so i get this straight..

you liked anya, but anya has bf..

you smash aiesha twice..

now you might get the colombian? did i follow this right?...

also what is your job title? i hope to be able to splurge like you when im your age bro