Alternate evolution theory

[MavsSuperFan]

nope

dolphins aren't particularly smart. That's a myth

Actually dolphins are extremely intelligent.

They can form gangs and rape for pleasure. One of the few species that is capable of cruelty.

Unlike dogs they can actually recognize themselves in mirrors.

[COLOR="White"]I actually have no idea lol[/COLOR]

[boozehound]

Why? Dolphins are probably much smarter than apes.

newsflash dumbass, we are apes. How in the **** would you get a single species (we can all interbreed and have viable offspring) from your idiocy in the OP? Not only do you not understand evolution (which is not as "missing linky" as you want it to be), you dont understand basic reproductive biology or basic english (posit clearly means to suggest or postulate).

[boozehound]

Actually dolphins are extremely intelligent.

They can form gangs and rape for pleasure. One of the few species that is capable of cruelty.

Unlike dogs they can actually recognize themselves in mirrors.

[COLOR="White"]I actually have no idea lol[/COLOR]

You do realize that lots of animals rape?

[DonDadda59]

Asians evolved from dolphins
Blacks evolved from gorillas
Middle eastern/indian etc evolved from orangutans
White/nordic evolved from chimps

In each situation there was some "animal" and it split into two animals that got increasingly further apart.

For example

Aquatic apeish animal ->

-A more dolphinish animal
-A more humanish animal

---> over lot's of time ended up with today's result.

[MavsSuperFan]

You do realize that lots of animals rape?

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[-p.tiddy-]

so asians evolved from dolphins, and the rest of us evolved from different primates...and we all ended up being very much the same with only slight differences like skin color?

makes perfect sense to me...

[niko]

This is ten levels of stupid.

[TheReal Kendall]

[Jello]

You could give rambo a run for his money for the dumbest poster on this board.

[ballup]

Asians secretly have fins and blow holes. Also explains why the Asian countries dominate the swimming part of the Olympics.

[macmac]

I actually agree with OP. I've seen someone blow a dolphin, so what's to say, a woman can't have sex with a dolphin and make mini half dolphin babies. I think that's what the movie, little mermaid was about

[Is He Ill]

Gorillas have really tiny penises, so I don't quite buy into your theory. Everything else is pretty solid, though. Good job OP.

[macmac]

Gorillas have really tiny penises, so I don't quite buy into your theory. Everything else is pretty solid, though. Good job OP.

So you're saying Asians come from gorillas and blacks from dolphins because they're more prone to rape? Makes sense I guess

[Is He Ill]

So you're saying Asians come from gorillas and blacks from dolphins because they're more prone to rape? Makes sense I guess

Nailed it.

[Clyde]

Asians evolved from dolphins
Blacks evolved from gorillas
Middle eastern/indian etc evolved from orangutans
White/nordic evolved from chimps

In each situation there was some "animal" and it split into two animals that got increasingly further apart.

For example

Aquatic apeish animal ->

-A more dolphinish animal
-A more humanish animal

---> over lot's of time ended up with today's result.

oh my....