You know you Ghetto ?

[Richie2k6]

I'm certainly not ghetto but a lot of these things apply to me as a child the remote control, the licking of the cake mix bowl, bob marley, sharing videogame systems, etc.

these don't all work

Me too.

- You know you're ghetto when you have to use a stick to hold up the window to stop it from closing shut in the summer.

[L.Kizzle]

- When you sleep in a bunk bed but don't have no brothers or sisters.

[Top_Of_Tha_World]

If you put water in cearal before
If you always put water in cereal
if you dont got socks without holes
if you have a starting lineup of 3 different boxers you just cycle
If you buy clothes to where for a few days than return them

[Richie2k6]

- If you shop at Goodwill

[L.Kizzle]

- You know you shetto when you tap dance in church shoes.

[Nashformvp]

u no u ghetto when u use a fork for yo cereal 2 save milk

[RainierBeachPoet]

- If you shop at Goodwill

one buys her wedding dress at goodwill

[Fudge]

- When you sleep in a bunk bed but don't have no brothers or sisters.

I love how you think Kizzle.

Anyway, here's some more i've thought of.
- When you use your own shirts as everyday house curtains.
- When you have a grandparent smoking pot on the front porch sitting on their rocking chairs.
- People using all of their money to buy nice rims on a trashy-looking car.

[Pyro]

u no u ghetto when everytime u hear an old engine u duck for cover

[Los Angeles]

-When you order a happy meal and give the kid the toy and eat the rest yourself...

[Jabes]

You know you ghetto when...

buying condiments means asking for extra ketchup/mustard/soy-sauce at [insert fast food joint].

you don't waste toilet paper by using both sides. Same with kleenex.

[Moose]

You been beaten by an extension cord.

The batteries in your tv remote is held in place by tape.

Your drinking glasses used to be a jelly jar.

You use salt before you even taste the food.

Your child thinks his real name is Little Man.

The offering plate at your church goes around more than once.

You add "ed" or "t" to a word thats already past tense. ( tooked, ruint )


You misuse certain words such as :

skrimp - shrimp

pacific - specific

axe - ask

showliz - sure is

ambalamps - ambulance

haha now thats ghetto!

[Agent 69]

"you better put some water over that damn sh*!"

[Darsh]

you know your ghetto when you roll with k-fed

[aahhsin]

i don't get the kool-aid jokes

why is it ghetto to drink kool-aid.