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    Default Eating ass?

    I was laying in bed last night and she was fresh outta the shower, so I thought to myself....

    *enters the magnificent mind of OP*

    "Wonder if she wants me to eat her ass?"

    "Wonder if I will be able to do it.."

    *back to real life*

    She's laying on her stomach, so I start kissing her back on the way down and she springs up in shock when I'm one kiss away from the destination... she wouldn't let me for some reason.



    Anyone ever eaten ass before?

    Somewhat related stand up material:

    http://youtu.be/IrJcaWLNcA0

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    I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonDadda59
    I'm a pretty accepting guy, I can get along with pretty much anyone. But a man who eats ass is no friend of mine. I cannot respect that.
    You'll get along with me just fine. Don't worry, I haven't done it yet though.

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    Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. I'm So Rad
    I'mma eat er whole ass


    Dat form

    *taking notes*
    Last edited by Just2McFly; 12-07-2012 at 10:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Keef
    Is this a true story? Why are you obsessed with eating ass mang?
    I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    Et tu, Macho?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just2McFly
    I'm TOO real to tell lies, if I engage in deceit, I'll probably queef and die

    I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Keef
    I'm not judging, I'm just curious as to why "I wonder if she wants me to eat her ass" was the first thing that popped in your mind.
    I always want to try new shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killbot
    Literally?

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    Default Re: Eating ass?

    Expected

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    Default Re: Eating ass?

    I still havent eaten a girls asshole either I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brujesino
    I still havent eaten a girls asshole either I want to but no girl lets me.I understand though i wouldnt want anything near my asshole either.


    One day, our faces shall be buried in-between the cheeks/isley brothers

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    So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Keef
    So OP would you let a girl eat your asshole?
    At the moment, no.

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