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    Default Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Who ya got?

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Silverback Gorilla and it isn't even close.

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Tough call, but I'll go with the bear

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
    Silverback Gorilla and it isn't even close.
    You sound so sure. Give an explanation if it's 'not even close.'

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
    Silverback Gorilla and it isn't even close.

    Not even close?

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    The gorilla is smarter animal. But the bear has claws. Those claws could f.uck you up really fast




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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by Raz
    You sound so sure. Give an explanation if it's 'not even close.'
    Thought about it a bit more and I guess the bear could have a chance. However the gorilla would still win. Gorillas are the next closest animal to humans. They are very intelligent and will not be outwitted by a bear. They are very agile and strong at the same time.

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
    Thought about it a bit more and I guess the bear could have a chance. However the gorilla would still win. Gorillas are the next closest animal to humans. They are very intelligent and will not be outwitted by a bear. They are very agile and strong at the same time.

    One good swipe by a bear and he will take half of a gorilla's face off

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    How many times has this been done? What's the fascination with this particular matchup?

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
    Thought about it a bit more and I guess the bear could have a chance. However the gorilla would still win. Gorillas are the next closest animal to humans. They are very intelligent and will not be outwitted by a bear. They are very agile and strong at the same time.
    Have you ever read Gorillas in the Mist? Gorillas are ******* unless cornered, or another gorilla is after their hoard. They track gorillas by their diarrhoea (laced with blood) they leave behind when they flee. Gorillas are shit scared of humans. Grizzly bears are not to be ****ed with.

    A better thread would be:
    Fatal 4 way, Grizzly vs Polar Bear vs Silverback Gorilla vs Hippo
    Referee: Honey Badger

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloBill
    Bears have their claws, but Gorillas are much smarter and stronger. In Brute strength, Gorillas are only surpassed by Elephants.
    You have no idea what you're talking about.

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloBill
    Here's some actual footage of a scuffle between a bear and a gorilla:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek
    I literally busted out laughing when it shows the man in the suit throwing a boulder at the bear and it hits him.

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by Raz
    Have you ever read Gorillas in the Mist? Gorillas are ******* unless cornered, or another gorilla is after their hoard. They track gorillas by their diarrhoea (laced with blood) they leave behind when they flee. Gorillas are shit scared of humans. Grizzly bears are not to be ****ed with.

    A better thread would be:
    Fatal 4 way, Grizzly vs Polar Bear vs Silverback Gorilla vs Hippo
    Referee: Honey Badger
    Grizzly bears don't like to be around humans either

    This is a complete hypothetical. Neither of these animals live in the same habitat and they are both reluctant to fight so get that shit out of here.

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    Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

    Quote Originally Posted by Raz
    Have you ever read Gorillas in the Mist? Gorillas are ******* unless cornered, or another gorilla is after their hoard. They track gorillas by their diarrhoea (laced with blood) they leave behind when they flee. Gorillas are shit scared of humans. Grizzly bears are not to be ****ed with.

    A better thread would be:
    Fatal 4 way, Grizzly vs Polar Bear vs Silverback Gorilla vs Hippo
    Referee: Honey Badger

    Hippos are crazy underrated when it comes to p.issed off animal hypotheticals. They would f.uck someone up

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