Results 1 to 13 of 13
  1. #1
    2nd Greatest Player Lebron23's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Land of 6 NBA titles
    Posts
    61,785

    Default Any remedies for human bite?

    I've played pickup game. And Some idiot bite me in my left forearm. I was looking at his face. And I've just realized that he was one of the opposing players that I've played against 2 days ago. I scored 18 points on 50 FG% in my first game of the season.

    Do you think that I need to go to the doctor, and ask for an anti rabies injection at the nearby animal clinic?

    I just rubbed an alcohol in the wounded area, and washed it with soap.

  2. #2
    2nd Greatest Player Lebron23's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Land of 6 NBA titles
    Posts
    61,785

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    I was doing the LeBron James forearm pose 2 days ago every time I scored. Maybe that's the reason why he bite my left forearm. I just shoved him, and told him to pay me for an anti rabies injection.

    Lots of Crazy Filipinos in the court yesterday.

  3. #3
    Local High School Star Combat Wombat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    1,100

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    You'd could try killing yourself? Jumping into the deep end of the local children pool would just about do it.

    Then we wouldn't have to read your cringeworthy bullshit. You're nearly 30 y/o, Louie. Grow the fcuk up, you ugly manlet.

  4. #4
    NBA Legend CavaliersFTW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    16,645

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    hydrogren peroxide and/or that rubbing alchohol and you're fine

  5. #5
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    010
    Posts
    306

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Smart thing to do is going to a veterinary. Ive been told theyre better than regular doctors in backward parts of the world like the outskirts of Manila.

  6. #6
    The Sheriff FreezingTsmoove's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    10,066

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Why dont you post some ****ing highlights of these far fetched stat lines you have been bragging about all week pinoi?

    Or do you not have kids, a wife, or friends to record you?

    Or do you not have enough money for a camera?

    Or maybe youre just making all this shit up

    Take this L OP

    2
    2
    2
    2
    2777777777

  7. #7
    NBA lottery pick Long Duck Dong's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    5,094

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Take this pill.



  8. #8
    Made that high school varsity squad Goofsta Knicca's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2015
    Posts
    723

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Get yo gurl to rub her puss-y on it.

  9. #9
    Our Lord & Savior SpaceJam's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Posts
    5,642

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    RIP LeBron23

  10. #10
    Our Lord & Savior SpaceJam's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Posts
    5,642

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong
    Take this pill.


    Clever

  11. #11
    wet brain highwhey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    30,319

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Did this nikka really just post his stats?


    OP is the Charlie Zelenoff of basketball.

  12. #12
    2nd Greatest Player Lebron23's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Land of 6 NBA titles
    Posts
    61,785

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Quote Originally Posted by FreezingTsmoove
    Why dont you post some ****ing highlights of these far fetched stat lines you have been bragging about all week pinoi?

    Or do you not have kids, a wife, or friends to record you?

    Or do you not have enough money for a camera?

    Or maybe youre just making all this shit up

    Take this L OP

    2
    2
    2
    2
    2777777777
    Unlike you I am telling the truth.

  13. #13
    Local High School Star Combat Wombat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Posts
    1,100

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Quote Originally Posted by highwhey
    Did this nikka really just post his stats?


    OP is the Charlie Zelenoff of basketball.


    This is probably the best way to describe Louie.

  14. #14
    Decent playground baller
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    389

    Default Re: Any remedies for human bite?

    Quote Originally Posted by highwhey
    Did this nikka really just post his stats?


    OP is the Charlie Zelenoff of basketball.
    Dude is just playing ball against biting homeless people and acting like his stats indicate something meaningful

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •