Two fictional guys.....randomly named Isiah and Donnie .....walk into the GAP.
Isiah "See this pair of Jeans. These are awesome!!! I got to have them. $200!"
Donnie "$200! Wow, that's alot for one pair."
Isiah "Yeah, but they're good!!!!"
Donnie "It's a great pair of jeans, no doubt. But aren't those jeans going on sale in a few days for $50? Why don't you just wait and buy them then?"
Isiah "Are you kidding? These jeans will be gone by then!!! There's no way they last on the shelf!! They'll definitely be gone!"
Donnie "How do you know?"
Isiah "Cause the manager said so! And he says he knows this other guy who'll definitely pay $200 for them. I can't take that chance!!!"
Donnie "Right...you know the manager might be lying to you, right? I mean, those jeans are a very specific size that only fits your body type. Very few people could even buy those. There's a great chance those jeans will still be here Friday."
Isiah "No chance! I'll never get these jeans for $50. Not a chance."
Donnie "Hmmmm.....well why not tell the manager you know about the sale in two days, and offer him $100 to buy it now? He's still making an extra $50. I think he might go for that. I mean, if you are that worried, offer the $100 to buy it now."
Isiah "I can't take that chance! He already said somebody was going to pay $200. What if he ain't lying? Then they'll be gone. Plus he said the clothing company will never let those jeans get to the Friday Sale."
Donnie "OK, well.....they all could be lying, there's a good chance they accept a smaller offer....but also.... if the jeans are gone, they're gone. You'll still have your $200. You could buy other clothes, or save your money for the next sale. You'll have options. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a nice pair of jeans, but this pair of jeans doesn't guarantee anything. It's not like this one and only one pair of jeans will get you laid"
Isiah "Your crazy man. Look how good these look! I already got compliments. Everyone loves them!"
.....girls passing by....."nice jeans"......
Isiah "See what I mean!!! I got to get these right now!"
Donnie "But you have no shirt on! You won't have money for a shirt, shoes, belt, accessories? You are spending all your money on this and you have no credit cards. You are just a guy with a nice pair of jeans now!"
Isiah "Man, you worry too much. I'll find all that stuff somewhere. The important thing is I look GOOD in these jeans, and I got 'em".
Donnie "OK, well good for you. Enjoy those jeans."
Isiah "I will!!!! I know I will."
Isiah walks out of store shirtless and shoeless with jeans on.
Donnie shakes his head......