Would you rather be a billionaire drug kingpin or a janitor?

[tgan3]

Given only two choice, will you be a janitor earning low wages but having a simple and non exciting life...

Or...

Be a billionaire drug kingpin with several supercars, Maseratis, Aston Martins, Bentleys, Lambos, Ferraris...you name it. Several mansions and properties, complete with luxurious gardens, olympic sized swimming pools, indoor/outdoor basketball courts, basketball rims made of gold, gold taps in your bathrooms and diamond watches. Besides that, a personal zoo with rare/endangered species and a cage full of bengal tigers where you feed your enemies and double crosses to..

You also have a personal movie theatre where you have access to all NBA games and fav porn movies in HD...You have all the hot women, models/miss universes at your disposal, you have your own personal fvcking army with all the latest weaponry and a personal team of bodyguards 24/7 who even guard the toilet where you go to pee. You have your own personal chef whose task is to to cook or find any dish at your whim. A huge hidden stash of cocaine for personal use is stored in a hidden wall in your apartment and unlike others you can actually afford the addiction to get high every night...

The only downside is the police is always at your tail (though they can't fvck with your army), you are slick with it and you know you are always one step ahead of those pigs.

Now choose.

[~primetime~]

am I allowed to retire?...quit selling drugs and flee to another country?

[Dresta]

A more sensible question: dead or janitor? I take dead. (no offense intended to the janitors of ISHs)

[TheReal Kendall]

If I know that I have an army and that I'm always one step ahead, then there is no downside to the billionaire option.

This.

[macmac]

Does the janitor come home to the most magical v@gina that molds itself around the dick and has the perfect suction motion, warmth and wet level that give you perpetual multiple orgasms and is available at will regardless of headaches or time of the month?

.....






..........I still take the fkin kingpin

[D-FENS]

I have a soul, so janitor. You can live an amazing life no matter the form.

[nathanjizzle]

does the janitor have a lovely woman that gives him comfort at night?

[ace23]

The only downside is the police is always at your tail (though they can't fvck with your army), you are slick with it and you know you are always one step ahead of those pigs.

Now choose.

So basically a kingpin who won't ever get caught or a janitor.

Lol

[Bcogswell]

If I know that I have an army and that I'm always one step ahead, then there is no downside to the billionaire option.

Exactly lol.

[Draz]

Give me janitor.

[GimmeThat]

it's a logically flawed question, but since life isn't fair, so why not take a shot.

Would I rather be given birth to a regulary family, and have to start working my way up from maybe starting at the janitor level

Or would I rather be born to a billionaire drug kingpin where as my life would constantly be in threat of death and danger, and you know, since you can't really put drug kingpin on your resume or get hired for being a drug kingpin. We reach to the conclusion that the only way out IS to start as a janitor.

[BigBoss]

My uncle used to be a janitor and is now an entrepenur. The respect I have for him $hits on anything a sleazy drug dealer does. The working man who supports his family the right way is the alpha male.

[russwest0]

making billions and getting high off my ass everyday or cleaning out clogged toilets.... hmmm idk, good question OP

[GimmeThat]

making billions and getting high off my ass everyday or cleaning out clogged toilets.... hmmm idk, good question OP

the F*ck are the insidehoops janitor at


SMH

[step_back]

A more sensible question: dead or janitor? I take dead. (no offense intended to the janitors of ISHs)

I worked as a Janitor in a school for 9 months to get myself out of debt. It wasn't bad. I saved a fortune as I had both breakfast and lunch there and they paid for me to do a load of trade courses too. I was even offered a place to stay while I was working (I turned it down as I only lived a few miles away).

Seems the general attitude on here is people think they're above a particular job. Doesn't matter if you're a janitor or flipping burgers etc it's an honest days work and it doesn't define you as a person.