the man who got fired after touching Taylor Swift's ass is now trying to sue her

[Bigsmoke]

http://abc7chicago.com/entertainment...-swift/982335/

[Kungfro]

Seeing as she's got no ass he probably has a legit case.

[Megabox!]

He was better off touching construction paper

[West-Side]

The judge will rule in favor of him.
The decision will be based on the fact there was no ass to touch to begin with.

[L.Kizzle]

So basically, he fired for touching nothing? I'd sue too.

[bballnoob1192]

Where is JamJam to defend taylor's ass

[fsvr54]

These replies are gold

[KyrieTheFuture]

I'm wondering if he's aware he can only sue his employer for this, not Taylor Swift. BUT in the spirit of things...

If this suit goes through, I'm suing ghosts for assault.

[Rockets(T-mac)]

How can one touch that which does not exist?

[imdaman99]

Dat azz... butt pads? heels? Or is it not even her? Or maybe it's photoshopped?

[BigNBAfan]

the geometry works out

[bballnoob1192]

Dat azz... butt pads? heels? Or is it not even her? Or maybe it's photoshopped?

if taylor swift actually look like she does in the first picture. holy shit that might be the goat human being

[Nick Young]

How can one touch that which does not exist?

The man suing Tay-Tay will win this case as soon as his attorney asks this question.

[outbreak]

I'm wondering if he's aware he can only sue his employer for this, not Taylor Swift. BUT in the spirit of things...

If this suit goes through, I'm suing ghosts for assault.

Maybe he's suing for defamation. Don't know the details, did she actually complain or did her staff say he did it?

[GimmeThat]

so fashion is more about the degrees and levels of relevance between trust and body parts more so than enhancement?


can't decide who's pissing off the fashion experts here.
but may have just tore the fashion police a new one.


if I'm getting sued
did I use the wrong words and terms to describe my intention?