Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?

[cos88]

this is more cringey than embarrassing, but there is this girl who looks like one of my favorite girls from the Moe Thread. I keep kind of stalking her... I'm starting to creep myself out.

i knew you were a 15 year old anime pedophile freak not you're a 15 year old anime pedophile stalker freak from alabama the shitiest place in usa

[bdreason]

Old thread, but I have a good one.


I was 15 years old, a sophomore in HS, but I rolled with a much older crowd. I was at a friends apartment with my GF drinking and smoking herb. Besides my GF and her friend, the other people there were in their early 20's. They had bought some hard liquor, I think the two brands were Hot Damn and Everclear, which are no joke. So of course I'm trying to hang with the older guys, and I'm taking shots I shouldn't be taking. About 20 minutes later I'm drunk as ****, and in the bathroom. I went in there to puke, but decided I had to take shit instead. So I'm sitting on the pot with my pants around my ankles, and one of my friends busts through the door holding his mouth, looking to puke. I'm sitting on the toilet, so he throws open on the shower curtain and just starts barfing all over the place. Seeing this makes me sick, so I jump off the pot and start puking into the toilet. Everyone comes running into the bathroom, including my GF and her friend, and I'm puking in the toilet with my pants pulled around my ankles... and the other guy is laying next me puking into the tub.

Thankfully camera phones and facebook didn't exist back then.

[ace23]

Had you shitted in the toilet yet?

[East_Stone_Ya]

i touched my teachers boobs by accident once. She gave me a strange glimpse.
It felt so awkward to attend her classes afterwards

[ace23]

I used to jack off to my teachers in class all the time in middle school. Didn't realize how obvious what I was doing was until I got a little older. It'd be kind of awkward to meet them today. Feel like I've said this before, but fu[COLOR="Black"]ck[/COLOR] it.

I remember continually trying to look up my first grade teacher's skirt during story time.

[Jameerthefear]

Well Jameer, which girl from that thread?

http://i.imgur.com/gYZsFbH.gif

[CeltsGarlic]

Old thread, but I have a good one.


I was 15 years old, a sophomore in HS, but I rolled with a much older crowd. I was at a friends apartment with my GF drinking and smoking herb. Besides my GF and her friend, the other people there were in their early 20's. They had bought some hard liquor, I think the two brands were Hot Damn and Everclear, which are no joke. So of course I'm trying to hang with the older guys, and I'm taking shots I shouldn't be taking. About 20 minutes later I'm drunk as ****, and in the bathroom. I went in there to puke, but decided I had to take shit instead. So I'm sitting on the pot with my pants around my ankles, and one of my friends busts through the door holding his mouth, looking to puke. I'm sitting on the toilet, so he throws open on the shower curtain and just starts barfing all over the place. Seeing this makes me sick, so I jump off the pot and start puking into the toilet. Everyone comes running into the bathroom, including my GF and her friend, and I'm puking in the toilet with my pants pulled around my ankles... and the other guy is laying next me puking into the tub.

Thankfully camera phones and facebook didn't exist back then.

Thats hilarious

[CeltsGarlic]

Well this one happened just a week ago. I was at my friends place, pretty high, and I lost a game of something that I didnt managed to even understand the rules. So I needed to take a mouth full of coffee. I emptied that can. All cool and laughs, while friends parents came back - all this out of nowhere. So we sittin in the kitchen all high af, and his mother decides that she really wants coffee. It was about 2AM . Im standing with mouth full of it, but trying that she wouldnt notice.His mother sees that there is no more, and asks her son where it is? dude says I dunno, while Im almost crying cause its so funny, and Im trying to control it so its only worse. Not even mentioning that my mouth is super dry cause of coffee and weed. Cant control it anymore, and spit that shit all over the place
Ended up leaving without even saying a word..

Next day Im there with a coffee can and an apology

[andremiller07]

Levity has to tell that story where his girls mum caught him doing a reverse Kanga in her toilet, that shit had me dying when I read that.

This didn't happened to me but I was there to witness at our primary school graduation some kid went up to do a speech and you could tell he was hell nervous about it, so he starts talking, begins to stutter than all of a sudden cut's his story short and says "I need to pee" hell loud into the microphone and proceed to piss himself in front of everyone and started crying and ran to the toilets.

[Myth]

Was just thinking of trying to pick up a random girl at a bar a while back. I was with some friends and I had never tried to pick up a girl at a bar before (was always used to hitting on girls I knew through school and such). It was New Years and I was the only single one in the group, so I told them that I would do "exactly" what they told me to do in my attempts. My friend told me to ask a girl what she was drinking (he never told me to ease it into conversation after introducing myself), so I walked right up and asked what she was drinking. My friend immediately grabbed me and walked me away from her and went "That was creepy as shit." I told him I would do exactly as he said. Reminded me of the movie 50/50 when Seth Rogan told JGL to open up with "I have cancer" and Rogan immediately goes "Nope, I was wrong. That was weird."

[Rake2204]

lol

u smash tho?

We're still dating.

Last week I gave her a bloody nose trying to kiss her.

[rufuspaul]

My friends and I had a running joke our Freshman year of college in which when a conversation got awkward, we pointed out the awkwardness by dropping our pants and just standing there in our underwear.

[Rake2204]

Awkward runs in the family. My little brother went to get his car's oil changed for the first time today. He started things off by scraping the side of his car along the side of the garage upon entry. Employees shook their heads in disappointment. Then he held his money out the window for the entire time they changed his oil, just waiting for someone to take it like he was at a strip club. Finally, when the mechanic brought back a handful of change, my brother thought he wanted a fist bump, so he provided one. The guy had to explain to my brother that he was just trying to give him his due change, and that post-oil change fist bumps are not standard industry procedure.

[Rocketswin2013]

Ok...I was 13....Bare with me...


So yeah, I was 13. We had just moved into these new apartments. In the apartments, there was what they would call a "business center" for like, little things for the residents to do like play pool, excerise, and get on the internet. There's a computer room with 2 computers in a room inside the building. We didn't havea computer at the time. So I went. The place was vacated as hell. It was in the afternoon on a weekend. So I was just playing a computer game, when an ad popped up of this chick's ass on the side of the screen. I got hard. I said screw it, I'm bored I'll watch some porn. So I watch some porn involving some brunette. I forgot the name.

So eventually I get to the point where I just want to bust one. I couldn't resist. I was a minute-man at this age so I could bust one pretty quick. I look over to my left and there was a box of kleenex. It was time. So I whip it out, start jerking it. I was nervous but horny as hell. I put the volume at a moderate volume and went at it. After about 5-10 minutes of jerking it like the virgin I was, I came. Right at the moment it busted, I hear a woman talking on the phone and someone opening a door to the entrance. The entrance to even get in was a solid 20-30 feet and some hallways away, but I had came all over my shirt. I ****ing panicked. I closed all of the tabs and by the time I could wipe the shit up, the fat bitch came in and said she was locking up.........

Now I had nut all over my shirt. And had basketball shorts on so the annoying after nut boner was impossible to hide. My back was facing her. I said "Okay," So I use the kleenex tissue I had in hand and wipe as unnoticeably as I could. It didn't work well at all.

I get up, maneuver my c0ck to where the tip was at the waist of the shorts so I could at least have a fair shot of hiding it, and walk out. While I was walking out, the fat bitch stared, and I mean STARED at the boner and c.um. I was ****ing humiliated. I went straight to a restroom right in the place and cleaned the shit up. I waited for her to leave and then left.

I didn't go back for like months. My mom told me to pick up a package(packages go there) from there and it was awkward AS ****. Each and every last of the women that worked ther stared at me like hell.

So glad I no longer live there there.

[Heavincent]

Awkward runs in the family. My little brother went to get his car's oil changed for the first time today. He started things off by scraping the side of his car along the side of the garage upon entry. Employees shook their heads in disappointment. Then he held his money out the window for the entire time they changed his oil, just waiting for someone to take it like he was at a strip club. Finally, when the mechanic brought back a handful of change, my brother thought he wanted a fist bump, so he provided one. The guy had to explain to my brother that he was just trying to give him his due change, and that post-oil change fist bumps are not standard industry procedure.

lol you have the best stories.