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Old 08-30-2013, 06:08 PM   #7
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Default Re: I watch myself during sex

Originally Posted by gigantes
nature doesn't give a shit about your sexual habits.

there is no 'right' way to engage in sex AFAIK. you either convince a partner to dance, or you fail, more or less.

watch every other plant and animal across the field of nature and tell me that modern humans judging each others' sexual habits should matter in the slightest in any way, shape or form.

3...2...1... now!

About 2 weeks ago I was watching porn when it dawned on me that I was getting bored of the same ole same ole. Big booty milf, *** guzzling teen, yadda yadda. I wanted something new.

I have no recollection of what exactly I typed into the search engine but before I knew it I was watching a dude getting berated by 2 midgets while they continuously slapped his balls. These foul mouthed little ladies kept going on about how the guy was a pu$$y, a bitch, etc. And then they upped the ante... they walked over to a dresser and pulled out brass knuckles and proceeded to use his sac as a speed bag. I shit you not. And they weren't mailing it in either, they were letting the poor guy have it, all the while still talking shit.

Then the guy proceeded to jack off on their faces and that was that.

Now I'm no zoologist or nature expert of any sort. But if you could, please direct me to any videos from the animal kingdom where I can see a similar scenario go down. It would be most appreciated.
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