Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

[Raz]

Hippos are crazy underrated when it comes to p.issed off animal hypotheticals. They would f.uck someone up

For sure. Those jaws are crazy strong.

I still think the polar bear comes out on top though. I really can't see the gorilla being able to do a damn thing to the hippo.

[Raz]

This is a complete hypothetical. Neither of these animals live in the same habitat and they are both reluctant to fight so get that shit out of here.

Grizzlies are not reluctant. They can be cold blooded killers. We're not talking about black bears here, it's a muddyfunstin' GRIZZLY!

I think the way to get these guys to fight is to get them all hungry and juiced up on methamphetamine.

[CelticBaller]

So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.

[TheSilentKiller]

Grizzlies are not reluctant. They can be cold blooded killers. We're not talking about black bears here, it's a muddyfunstin' GRIZZLY!

I think the way to get these guys to fight is to get them all hungry and juiced up on methamphetamine.

They are reluctant to fight. If you are walking through the woods and you start making noise, any grizzlies will leave you alone. Once you get in its way though, then it is going to attack. If either animals felt threatened they would be ready to throw down. I do agree that the hippo would probably do work on either of them.

[SilkkTheShocker]

So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.

KOBE OR LEBRON????

Is that better?

[Raz]

They are reluctant to fight. If you are walking through the woods and you start making noise, any grizzlies will leave you alone. Once you get in its way though, then it is going to attack. If either animals felt threatened they would be ready to throw down. I do agree that the hippo would probably do work on either of them.

Gorillas are naturally terrified of poachers. They don't want to attack, they're *******. How often do you hear about gorilla attacks?

Grizzly: "I like blueberries a lot, but If I'm hungry I will eat you while you scream."

Gorilla: "I like eating leaves."

[NYK_Stan]

Definitely the Grizzly, the Gorilla was born in a weaker era.

[TheSilentKiller]

Gorillas are naturally terrified of poachers. They don't want to attack, they're *******. How often do you hear about gorilla attacks?

Grizzly: "I like blueberries a lot, but If I'm hungry I will eat you while you scream."

Gorilla: "I like eating leaves."

It doesn't matter how they feel about humans. It is a match to the death against a grizzly bear. Unless the grizzly has a gun and a hunting license, the gorilla isn't going to be afraid of him.

[CelticBaller]

Definitely the Grizzly, the Gorilla was born in a weaker era.

Grizzlies face weak competition though. Dears? Rabbits? Come on man

[SilkkTheShocker]

Grizzlies face weak competition though. Dears? Rabbits? Come on man

Grizzlies have way more practice when it comes to killing their prey. Gorillas are herbivores for the most part

[Raz]

It doesn't matter how they feel about humans. It is a match to the death against a grizzly bear. Unless the grizzly has a gun and a hunting license, the gorilla isn't going to be afraid of him.

Gorillas don't fear the guns, they fair the unknown. They flee when they hear noises. They are true p[COLOR="Black"]us[/COLOR]sies. If a grizzly cornered one, that's a different story, or if he caught the grizzly with his schlong in one of his harem, he would go ape shit. Otherwise he's running, and has shit squirting out everywhere.

I have never heard a story about a grizzly being a p[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ssy.

[AlphaWolf24]

Bear without it's Fur...




Hairless chimp ( Imagine what a Gorilla would look like)




IMO Gorilla>Bear all dey eryydey 24/7

[dunksby]

Bear without it's Fur...




Hairless chimp ( Imagine what a Gorilla would look like)




IMO Gorilla>Bear all dey eryydey 24/7

[TheSilentKiller]

Bear without it's Fur...




Hairless chimp ( Imagine what a Gorilla would look like)




IMO Gorilla>Bear all dey eryydey 24/7

Goddam those are some big balls

[SourPatchKids]

Ladies.. stop fighting. The most dead animals are [COLOR="Indigo"]:[/COLOR]

The blue ringed octopus:

And the african elephant.