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Raz
Fan in the Stands (unregistered)
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
Hippos are crazy underrated when it comes to p.issed off animal hypotheticals. They would f.uck someone up
For sure. Those jaws are crazy strong.
I still think the polar bear comes out on top though. I really can't see the gorilla being able to do a damn thing to the hippo.
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Raz
Fan in the Stands (unregistered)
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
This is a complete hypothetical. Neither of these animals live in the same habitat and they are both reluctant to fight so get that shit out of here.
Grizzlies are not reluctant. They can be cold blooded killers. We're not talking about black bears here, it's a muddyfunstin' GRIZZLY!
I think the way to get these guys to fight is to get them all hungry and juiced up on methamphetamine.
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The One
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by KG215
So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.
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NBA Legend
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by Raz
Grizzlies are not reluctant. They can be cold blooded killers. We're not talking about black bears here, it's a muddyfunstin' GRIZZLY!
I think the way to get these guys to fight is to get them all hungry and juiced up on methamphetamine.
They are reluctant to fight. If you are walking through the woods and you start making noise, any grizzlies will leave you alone. Once you get in its way though, then it is going to attack. If either animals felt threatened they would be ready to throw down. I do agree that the hippo would probably do work on either of them.
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Curry: 0x Finals MVP
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by KG215
So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.
KOBE OR LEBRON????
Is that better?
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Raz
Fan in the Stands (unregistered)
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
They are reluctant to fight. If you are walking through the woods and you start making noise, any grizzlies will leave you alone. Once you get in its way though, then it is going to attack. If either animals felt threatened they would be ready to throw down. I do agree that the hippo would probably do work on either of them.
Gorillas are naturally terrified of poachers. They don't want to attack, they're *******. How often do you hear about gorilla attacks?
Grizzly: "I like blueberries a lot, but If I'm hungry I will eat you while you scream."
Gorilla: "I like eating leaves."
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Learning to shoot layups
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Definitely the Grizzly, the Gorilla was born in a weaker era.
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NBA Legend
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by Raz
Gorillas are naturally terrified of poachers. They don't want to attack, they're *******. How often do you hear about gorilla attacks?
Grizzly: "I like blueberries a lot, but If I'm hungry I will eat you while you scream."
Gorilla: "I like eating leaves."
It doesn't matter how they feel about humans. It is a match to the death against a grizzly bear. Unless the grizzly has a gun and a hunting license, the gorilla isn't going to be afraid of him.
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The One
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by NYK_Stan
Definitely the Grizzly, the Gorilla was born in a weaker era.
Grizzlies face weak competition though. Dears? Rabbits? Come on man
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Curry: 0x Finals MVP
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by CelticBaller
Grizzlies face weak competition though. Dears? Rabbits? Come on man
Grizzlies have way more practice when it comes to killing their prey. Gorillas are herbivores for the most part
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Raz
Fan in the Stands (unregistered)
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by TheSilentKiller
It doesn't matter how they feel about humans. It is a match to the death against a grizzly bear. Unless the grizzly has a gun and a hunting license, the gorilla isn't going to be afraid of him.
Gorillas don't fear the guns, they fair the unknown. They flee when they hear noises. They are true p[COLOR="Black"]us[/COLOR]sies. If a grizzly cornered one, that's a different story, or if he caught the grizzly with his schlong in one of his harem, he would go ape shit. Otherwise he's running, and has shit squirting out everywhere.
I have never heard a story about a grizzly being a p[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ssy.
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Bringer of Rain
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NBA Legend
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by AlphaWolf24
Bear without it's Fur...
Hairless chimp ( Imagine what a Gorilla would look like)
IMO Gorilla>Bear all dey eryydey 24/7
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NBA Legend
Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?
Originally Posted by AlphaWolf24
Bear without it's Fur...
Hairless chimp ( Imagine what a Gorilla would look like)
IMO Gorilla>Bear all dey eryydey 24/7
Goddam those are some big balls
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