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    Default Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child

    http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2013...g-first-child/

    Congrats at least the kid is real this time

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    Default Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child

    Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

    Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

    A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noob cake
    Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

    Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

    A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.
    Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

    So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nash
    Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

    So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.
    Too much white. Kid will be a scrub.

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    Default Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child

    This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.

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    Weird crap removed
    Last edited by insidehoops; 03-25-2013 at 04:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zodiac
    This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.
    Or a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NumberSix
    Or a girl.
    Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

    Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African

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    Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andremiller07
    Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.
    Best comment.

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    Damn, I was hoping the marriage would fall apart and that Dirk would start dating Ricky Rubio and bare him a son. I'm always daydreaming of Ricky Nowitzki. I guess the dream is dead?


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    Quote Originally Posted by andremiller07
    Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.
    Bahaha that's brilliant

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    Congrats to Dirk for the baby and on marrying a sista...not bad Dirk not bad at all

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    Default Re: Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child

    Quote Originally Posted by Zodiac
    Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

    Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African


    News flash....... Germans AREN'T aryan.

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