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    well i definitely can't say i've had one at any point over the last... 4-5 years at least. and back when i might have said i had a best friend, i probably just didn't know any better.

    then again, removing the psychological hoozitz from the equation, what really happened was that back then i needed a best friend (insecure, jumping from one friend circle to the next, no real social stability back then), whereas now, obviously, i do not.

    i'm not an only child though, i've got a sister three years older.



    more good notes btw. i've had hunting in my mind ever since my Rand binge a year or two ago, and i'm also really looking forward to learning meditation/yoga/some variation. the last two years, since i started smoking cigarettes and ramped up my ganja intake, have been really unnerving in terms of... finding my zen place. i don't have one and at the moment, i've nowhere near the patience it'd take to find it. i'm the most fidgety twitcher you could imagine. i bite at my nails and hands, pick scabs, bite my lips. it's just flat out uncomfortable unless i'm doing something very interactive; even music and lit have taken a dive for the worse because it's so uncomfortable for me to sit still. my gf f*cking hated it too, it drove her nuts because it put her on edge too. contagious shit. next year i'm going to start taking my body more seriously than i have been, and one of my biggest goals is just to learn to relax. needless to say i'm reaaaaaally looking forward to it, even though the prospect of quitting smoking is a bit daunting at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    well i definitely can't say i've had one at any point over the last... 4-5 years at least. and back when i might have said i had a best friend, i probably just didn't know any better.

    then again, removing the psychological hoozitz from the equation, what really happened was that back then i needed a best friend (insecure, jumping from one friend circle to the next, no real social stability back then), whereas now, obviously, i do not.

    i'm not an only child though, i've got a sister three years older.
    We, meaning everyone do NOT care about YOUR fu*king stories... however, we do enjoy reading J$'s shit because even though he does toss out a titangraph here and there, it's at least very entertaining 99.99999999999% of the time.

    Unlike your stale ass these days.

    Think of it like this... if you see a thread... any thread, and you see someone's username as the last post... based on you wanting to know what he or she said, there's some level of excitement or giddy before you read such a said post.

    I'm talking about the likes of J$ ... sometimes dolphin dasher, Jizzo or a very select handful of others, but dude, no one these days cares about what you have to say. Just STFU. Thank you, sir.


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    yo josh u lived a vastly different life from all of us man.

    u should def add any insights or observations

    i enjoyed the one where u talked about the hottie in the grocery store with the razorsharpteeth iirc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    yo josh u lived a vastly different life from all of us man.

    u should def add any insights or observations

    i enjoyed the one where u talked about the hottie in the grocery store with the razorsharpteeth iirc.
    LOL... yeah that one was iiight I guess... nothing like the one where I boned some cheek in the dead zone at the hospital. LOL, and even a poster or two thought I was being lettuce be real.

    I might just decide to start back on my rambling stories here soon. IDK. If I did, it would be for MY entertainment and yours of course. Everyone else will just say STFU and talk negative about such things, however the more elite and open minded such as you and I would not, so therefore, it would be enjoyable.

    You enjoying this Christmas man? You in Jerz with the fam? You didn't bring your 'boi'friend over to met the fam did you now, hehe.

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    thanks josh, that's probably all true. i get lost in my own head while typing away on this site a lot more than i used to, branching off on digressions of all sorts and then forgetting to tie it all back together. that's okay though. i like writing, i like communicating, i like messageboards. whatever value i may be able to contribute, well, at least i can rest easy knowing it's more substantial than yours. now scram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Weird how a woman gets congratulated for a pregnancy when it was the man's cumshot that led to the fertilization. What do you do? Pat his testicles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    thanks josh, that's probably all true. i get lost in my own head while typing away on this site a lot more than i used to, branching off on digressions of all sorts and then forgetting to tie it all back together. that's okay though. i like writing, i like communicating, i like messageboards. whatever value i may be able to contribute, well, at least i can rest easy knowing it's more substantial than yours. now scram.
    You have NEVER posted anything more 'substantial' than the likes of me here, buddy, ever.

    Come on now. This place without me is much, much less laughs and excitement, entertainment, etc... and with you here, it's just more and more titangraph of bullshit that no one really cares to read anymore, so please guy, just stop already, you've gone stale. You can't keep up with the times. You were once good, but not anymore, so .. so sorry.

    You see J$ though, he has been sharp from the beginning... never let us down. You are following the same path as that e-diot GOBB who took a major dip in stock value over the years. The writing is all over the wall dude.

    No one wants to hear about your using modern day cutting edge (NPI) razors, or you tryin' to quit smokin' cigz... and while we're on that subject... what are you a mornon? You cant quit huh? You need to just man the fu*k up and quit... oh but wait.. you're not so much, a man, that is.

    You're still in the rebel boy who left home from protective parents who probably worry themselves sick about you boi... wondering what the hell you're doing these days... oh that's right, which is nothing. YOu do nothing. You post here, and you post here. You write titangraphs and everyone is like zzzzz...z.z.z.z.z



    Yet, you keep posting anyway.

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    - Garden. One of the sweetest feelings is loving and nurturing something to its true potential. As men, we don't really provide the maternal love nor do we have the breasts to Carl Jung said all of us have a feminine side to us called the "anima" and apparently it's the opposite of our Myer-Briggs code. By bringing an aloe vera or a cactus or a few perennials into your life you see them evolve.. from little saplings to beautiful plants bearing fruit. It's great man, it's like real-life tomagochi. Freud said that women envy male power and it all derives from ***** envy. Some femjinist b!tch countered and said we suffer from womb envy. I don't buy that for a fugging second but just to cover that base I want to do something to replicate the nurturing and birth of life. I'm an advocate of machizmo, big-time. Manly men from all genres; hip hop, old school warriors, the rags to riches American man, thugs, patriarchal societies.. But I can not stress how important it is to express your feelings one way or the other and/or maintain a bit of feminity in you.

    - Hunt. At least once. It's something that's very primal, very real, and very captivating. You'll feel the whole spectrum of emotions... the uncertainty and frustration of whether the prey's getting away, respect for the creature, the pride in shooting down the deer, and the compassion and gratitude for feasting upon its meat. It's quite an experience and coincidentally hunters are among the most nature-loving, species-protecting people out there.


    - If you're ever stressed out the fastest way to cure your stress is to TURN OFF YOUR THOUGHTS. How do you do this? With practice. For starter,'s hold your breath.. and instead of thinking; simply B.E. Zen mindful meditation builds on this. Everyone has a certain center and you want to be able to return to that when sh!t hits the fan. Also, consider fasting and retreating from technology; at least for a temporary while.

    - Happiness = Health + Wealth + Adventure + High Control of your Fate Loving Relationships - Stress. More or less.

    - On that same note its crucial you feel pain, frustration, disappointment.


    - Make enemies. It's pretty obvious but yes do this. Choose formidable foes that have qualities that you admire, and qualities that you despise. This keeps you in check amidst the chaos of the world. Starface is able to be so consistent with his gimmick because he knows in his heart what he desires to crush, annihilate, and extinguish from the face of this planet. And those are the effeminate, follower males. They are valuable to your existence.

    - Don't ever f*cking sway away from a subject because you think it's nerdy or you think it's undesirable for others. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Who the f*ck do I think I am ostracizing you and deeming you inferior to me cuz u know the intricate details of George Lucas' universe? You know so much about laptops zomg u need to get laaiiiiddddddd baddlyyyy! omg stroswift u support a retard thug power forward oh u so silly stay away from me!!! etc etc. Just shut the f*ck up. Let people follow their passions

    - True individuals, true tough guys, true truth-seekers, true usually don't need to advertise what they are. They just are. However, I've seen cases where shyer, less expressive people have shown enormous aptitude in certain subjects and they are overlooked. By this, they OUGHT to be encouraged to brag to let their presence be known. "Don't be so humble, you're not that great." Learn to display your value indirectly. It's a cutthroat world and you're either a somebody or a nobody.

    - Obedience, humility, competence, low-maintenance and gratitude are rare traits in AMerican Society. What are these traits usually indicative of? Slaves. Weird huh? The true standouts are usually those who harness qualities. Don't be ashamed of being a servant or a follower or a beta. Do it to the best of your ability. If you're good at what you do you will impress people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyBavq5DAjs Nowadays every man think's that he's the Chosen One (Matrix) Alpha Male big d!ck player or something and a great deal of girls think that they're divas who grace people with their presence. Beat them with a quite confidence at their own game.


    - A lot of people hear have had sh!tty parents and sh!tty upbringings. WHat's bad is that it'll stay a part of you forever point blank period. Your best bet is to picture yourself as the next ancestor down the road and a new, improved version of the azzhole ur father was; while pursuing ur own path.


    - DO NOT LET girls GUILT TRIP U AND CALL U OUT ON THEIR MASCULINITY. They can and they WILL use every shaming tactic in the book to have their way with you and they will not adhere to the same principles expected of you. Don't learn this the hard way.

    - Ummm be careful of the MDMA and DMT.

    - Learn the following things. Don't ask why. Just do it. THank me later
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    Rooting (Taoist practice)
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    An assortment of Latin, French phrases
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    - To all the people who say they don't give a f*ck about what others think of them and that you're "doing" you"... Why are their far more eccentric people out there than you? Something does not compute... The msot unique people I know actually do care, to an extent, and do pay attention to the opinions of others, they just end up deviating a bit from the norm and that minor divergence lends to quite a difference. The solo folks try to do complete opposite sh!t and end up being predictable.

    - Speak with the youth and the elderly often. Self-explanatory. Teenagers and adults be miserable, yo.
    Stumbled upon this paragraph when skimming your post, this right here is timeless advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Some very undesirable facets of human nature that you guys already know to be true which I still hate and wish would change


    A friend of mine swiped me in at the school cafe over 15 times last semester. He had my back whenever I was hungry. He asked me for a simple favor (which was to subscribe to a Polish TV channel online) and I was considering skipping that until I came to my rational senses. It takes six f*cking seconds.

    Another friend of mine has done nothing for me and I feel the need to entertain this person. I buy them food quite often and they are a bit more aloof/nonchalant/uncaring. This person invited me to go to Miami over Thanksgiving break (just for company). Accepted without thinking twice.

    Case in point: The idea of value. Humans can be deceived and it's not f*kking right. It's not right that kindness was rewarded with negligence, and that negligence was rewarded with kindness , but it's a principle that is so common in relationships its ridiculous.


    Rufuspaul has gone to the ends of the earth to help me mature into a young man. But whose approval do I crave? That f*cking GoBB's ever since that SOB had put me down in a previous thread. GRRRRR. [COLOR=Red] Wheyhigh has been a great e-friend..[/COLOR] yet I find myself desiring the compan-e of DinoRadja. Same principle.


    Debating with someone is absolutely pointless in terms of persuasion. AWe're talking the average emotional, iknstincitve person. Their ego LITERALLY blocks out every single one of your logical facts and reaffirms whatever beliefs they had that got them to have that opinion in the first place. It's disgustingly irrational.

    THe idea that the smarter and more knowledgeable you are the more cynical you become, and the more ignorant you are the happier. I really really f*cking hope this is not the case.

    YOu guys know that the Tree of Knowledge in the Bible was also connected with death? Within it possessed visions, images, and facts that would lead people to wither away like skeletons? Any Harry Potter 7 viewers here? What's up with the Deathly Hallows allegory.. what are they trying to teach us? It's a sh!tty dichotomy. Matt Ridley is a rational optimist. He defies the norm. There's a parade of people who believe in something and call themselves a red pill taker and look down upon the blissfully ignorant... it's annoying to say the least.

    I generally despise people who say "zomg ur using big words to make urself sound smart." I have yet to meet a single person who's done this. Usually the sophisticated language flows out quite naturally and if it doesn't; its terribly awkward and so awkard to the point where u can't despise them u just pity them.

    Love is more like a twisted bastardized master-slave relationship; than an equal exchange of affection. Remember that. Nature and power abhors a vacuum, and one person will become a dominant, and one a submissive. Generally.

    What's with the elderly telling the youth they don't know sh!t? Surely with the worldwideweb at your disposal, wouldn't the young.. technically speaking.. learn and absorb more info at a far faster rate? Proteges around every corner.. I mean you can counter this with the whole Good Will Hunting park bench scene and how the experience is where the knowledge comes from. You can literally click on a fukking forum and relive the anecdote of someone who's done something you've never done it before. Is it the real thing? No, but you can KNOW the feelings and thoughts behind whatever, can't ya? You can TECHNICALLY have the words in your mouth that will offer value and truth to the person who challenged your knowledge, can't ya?

    Weird how a woman gets congratulated for a pregnancy when it was the man's cumshot that led to the fertilization. What do you do? Pat his testicles?

    Strange how the more successful you get, the less you desire things. WHen it rains it fukking pours. During my younger days; a compliment or a friend or some guidance or being ripped would have done wonders! Now that I have all of that... I'm ungrateful as hell lol.

    Some of the most creative thougghts to come were from when someone was BORED, LONELY, DEPRESSED, or SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. Damn!

    Anxiety, tension, awkward moments, strangeness, competition, challenge, and bad blood are not only crucial in life but they are often the PRECURSORS to lovers and friendships. WTF?

    The stronger we grasp onto something we cherish, the easier it comes out. THe more desperate we are fo rsomething, the harder it is to grasp.
    word. was just talking about this same subject to my 'lady' friend.

    and i felt the need to highlight the red i'll ignore the rest lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verylegit
    word. was just talking about this same subject to my 'lady' friend.

    and i felt the need to highlight the red i'll ignore the rest lol.
    Yes sir. You are very much loved here, buddy.



    Merry Christmas from LOJ. RT, no WT either, my e-ga.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legend of Josh
    Yes sir. You are very much loved here, buddy.



    Merry Christmas from LOJ. RT, no WT either, my e-ga.
    sarcasm?

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    Just read all this. It's amazing to me that you wrote this when you were like 18 years old. I admire you, my good sir.


    J$ is my favorite poster on ISH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROCSteady



    Just read all this. It's amazing to me that you wrote this when you were like 18 years old. I admire you, my good sir.


    J$ is my favorite poster on ISH.
    Haha thanks bro you're too sweet. And i really mean that.

    You are TOO sweet.

    That swedish sunnuvabish motherfukkin pendejo millwad sexually harassed ur fam man. Want me to get on his case?

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    FCCKKKKKK okj so mi wrote this m'fing page long prargrahp and stupiud mother****ing laptop i misckled and it went backwards and delted all the sh!t i wrote man wtf, sorry i drank syrup for hardcore throat pain and i had taken aderall so the dextramorphan(ndma antagonist) along with acetaminophen reall got me buzzing over here.

    anyhow i was rambling onm how your tounge and fingertips(depending onw ether ur speaking or typing) are very articulate resulting in condensed words containting wisdom, truth and knowledge. youre contributions are VERY much apreciated sir. ray lewis said something like "i would never ask my men to do somehting i havent done first", in your case, you have gone through a lot of shi!t, from mental health quesitonables(still present to date) and unfortunate events yet you are a solid preMED student that will be practicing medicine in a matter of years helping people live healthy lives and giving your young bro highwhey some c2's scripts from time to time.

    anyhow, i have taken your words of wisdom to heart all those pm';s you sent me, they served a purpose. very important, form time to time i find myself in a sticky situationa nd i recur to those pm's and thoroughly read them again trying to extract the wisdom and apply it, despite your sillyness, you sir are a ghreat young man. you would be a great preacher.

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    FCCKKKKKK okj so mi wrote this m'fing page long prargrahp and stupiud mother****ing laptop i misckled and it went backwards and delted all the sh!t i wrote man wtf, sorry i drank syrup for hardcore throat pain and i had taken aderall so the dextramorphan(ndma antagonist) along with acetaminophen reall got me buzzing over here.

    anyhow i was rambling onm how your tounge and fingertips(depending onw ether ur speaking or typing) are very articulate resulting in condensed words containting wisdom, truth and knowledge. youre contributions are VERY much apreciated sir. ray lewis said something like "i would never ask my men to do somehting i havent done first", in your case, you have gone through a lot of shi!t, from mental health quesitonables(still present to date) and unfortunate events yet you are a solid preMED student that will be practicing medicine in a matter of years helping people live healthy lives and giving your young bro highwhey some c2's scripts from time to time.

    anyhow, i have taken your words of wisdom to heart all those pm';s you sent me, they served a purpose. very important, form time to time i find myself in a sticky situationa nd i recur to those pm's and thoroughly read them again trying to extract the wisdom and apply it, despite your sillyness, you sir are a ghreat young man. you would be a great preacher.

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