Order these players by their IQ

[StroShow4]

My girlfriend is going to Northeastern University in MA to be a real-estate developer, and has kept at least a 3.5 GPA the entire time she's been there, yet she flushes a whole potatoe down the toilet, thus clogging it and forcing us to call a plumber.

Book smarts don't mean jack when it comes to the real world.

Just saying.

[pete's montreux]

I rip on her about it to this day, and it was several months ago. I will never, ever, for the rest of my life let her forget about it.

Seriously, who the fuck flushes a WHOLE potato down the toilet? She's smart, but she has zero common sense.

[Heilige]

I rip on her about it to this day, and it was several months ago. I will never, ever, for the rest of my life let her forget about it.

Seriously, who the fuck flushes a WHOLE potato down the toilet? She's smart, but she has zero common sense.

[lilojmayo]

Ron Artest the smartest guy in the NBA

[Burgz]

knowledge and IQ are totally different things
IQ is a just ratio between your mental and actual age using standardized testing
this is a ridiculous thread because there is no way to actually know for sure who is smarter than the other
if it doesn't relate to basketball IQ, then this is more of an off-topic thread, isn't it?

[worldbefree]

Normal IQ?

Steve Nash
Kobe Bryant






























LeBron James
Dwyane Wade
Chris Paul
Kevin Garnett
Tim Duncan
Gilbert Arenas
Amare Stoudemire
Tracy McGrady
Paul Pierce
Dirk Nowitzki
Dwight Howard
Chris Bosh
Shaquille O'Neal
Carmelo Anthony

[Fatal9]

Kobe, Bosh, Nash seem decently smart. Amare, Lebron and Melo on the other hand...

[loot]

you see these guys on the court and you sometimes hear them in interviews how the **** are you going to say anything about their iq?!

[Meticode]

My girlfriend is going to Northeastern University in MA to be a real-estate developer, and has kept at least a 3.5 GPA the entire time she's been there, yet she flushes a whole potatoe down the toilet, thus clogging it and forcing us to call a plumber.

Book smarts don't mean jack when it comes to the real world.

Just saying.

That's f*cking hilarious. I never went to college, and my fiancee went to college for 1 year before she couldn't afford it, but I think through high school I had a GPA around 3.0. She was consistently around a 3.7. When she went to college for 1 year she made the Dean's List. Yet there are things everyday that just make me say, "WTF?" that are just commonsense things.

So obviously she has the better record and slightly higher education. But she's stuck working at Macy's as an assistant manager for $19/hour while I get to work for a company inspecting drives parts with no college experience for $25/hour, while anything between 40-50 hours is time and a half ($37.5/hour) an anything over 50 is double time ($50/hour). Then if I work a holiday while I'm over 50 hours I get time-and-a-half + double time which is $62.5/hour.

She always punches me in the arm when I bring up the fact she did all that hard work in high school, went to college for a year and wasted her time there...while I coasted through high school not really being stressed over anything and I get paid more than she does for an easier job.

[clipps]

Go from highest to lowest. Based on interviews, etc., order these guys from highest to lowest in terms of their IQ (intelligence):

Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Dwyane Wade
Chris Paul
Kevin Garnett
Tim Duncan
Steve Nash
Gilbert Arenas
Amare Stoudemire
Tracy McGrady
Paul Pierce
Dirk Nowitzki
Dwight Howard
Chris Bosh
Shaquille O'Neal
Carmelo Anthony

Go!

Kobe, Duncan and Nash are(were) the only intelligent people on this list. LeBitch, KG, Dwight, and Carmelo are easily the most retarded on this list.

[KennyPowers]

Go from highest to lowest. Based on interviews, etc., order these guys from highest to lowest in terms of their IQ (intelligence):

Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Dwyane Wade
Chris Paul
Kevin Garnett
Tim Duncan
Steve Nash
Gilbert Arenas
Amare Stoudemire
Tracy McGrady
Paul Pierce
Dirk Nowitzki
Dwight Howard
Chris Bosh
Shaquille O'Neal
Carmelo Anthony

Go!

Steve Nash
Tim Duncan
Dirk Nowitzki
Chris Paul
Tracy McGrady



Rest of them iz dumb

[clipps]

Steve Nash
Tim Duncan
Dirk Nowitzki
Chris Paul
Tracy McGrady



Rest of them iz dumb

I think he's pretty retarded.

[KennyPowers]

I think he's pretty retarded.

True.

[clutchinho]

Kobe, Nash, Dirk - smart

Amare, arenas, KG - dumb

Dwight，Lebron - bottom of the barrel

[Prometheus]

By watching several interviews and highlights of each player listed, I was able to use advanced algorithms to estimate (within 5% accuracy) the real IQ of each player listed (Except for Dirk, his accent f*cked me up). Here they are in decreasing order of intelligence:

150 Kobe Bryant
140 Chris Bosh
125 Tim Duncan, Steve Nash
120 Kevin Garnett
115 Chris Paul
110 Dwyane Wade
105 Amar'e Stoudemire
100 Tracy McGrady
95 LeBron James, Shaquille O'Neal
90 Paul Pierce
85 Dwight Howard
80 No Chill Gil
75 Carmelo Anthony

(?? German) Dirk Nowitski

My algorithm failed when it came to Dirk. I put together sophisticated neurological maps by studying highlights and then post game pressers FROM THE SAME GAMES (very important). Dirk speaks in a thick, sexy German accent and this interfered with the efficacy of my algorithm. I was unable to calculate an IQ score, instead concluding that he is simply German.