30 things guys should know about girls....

[Phar]

(A friend posted this on Myspace.)

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written by a guy: After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

--12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.


27. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

30.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

Do you agree with this, or not?

[v-unit]

31. Toss around negs to win their heart.

Feels bad saying that though.

[Day La Ghetto]

32. sometimes a guy acts like a girl online to lure guys in

[Kumo]

31. Toss around negs to win their heart.

Feels bad saying that though.

wut?

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

Don't show up... so you don't see a girl in her underwear?

[canadianballer]

MySpace is gay. Facebook is the shit.

[Phar]

MySpace is gay. Facebook is the shit.

I know, I know. I just happened to check it today.

[canadianballer]

ok good, just settin the record straight !

[v-unit]

wut?



Don't show up... so you don't see a girl in her underwear?

haha Nah. Negs like small, make fun of her comments. Something that isn't nice but isn't really bad either, it's near neutral but more negative then positive type of comment.

[canadianballer]

^ i saw that on the pickup artist that dude who runs that show is hilarious

[v-unit]

^ i saw that on the pickup artist that dude who runs that show is hilarious

Wow really haha. I don't watch that show anymore, I saw half an episode and I lost my mind, but I bet they take a survey online and say the answers on that show.

[Jimmy2k8]

MySpace is gay. Facebook is the shit.

I agree on that...Facebook has a better layout and is simple. Myspace on the other hand, can be very laggy depending on which person's profile you go to.

[canadianballer]

MySpace is great for "emo" people though. Since they seem to feel their person by itself is not enough to present to others, they can fancy up their profiles with backrounds and music! Woo hoo

[El Kabong]

Pfft, that list just takes all the fun out of relationships.

[BrooklynZoo]

sounds like a young girl wrote it

[hito da god]

31. Toss around negs to win their heart.

Feels bad saying that though.

my mans been following mystery method huh