30 things guys should know about girls....

[dawsey6]

--12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

Come again?

This scenario would actually be on the creepy side.

[G-train]

I know, I know. I just happened to check it today.

when are you gonna admit that you are Miss J Alexander, or something along those lines?

[hito da god]

OD

[Phar]

when are you gonna admit that you are Miss J Alexander, or something along those lines?

I find it quite amusing that you know who that is :O/

[JayGuevara]

That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills – she got a job, a pusssy and sometimes both. Let that ho figure out how to make her payments on time.

2. Let her answer your cell phone –She ain’t paying the damn bill, and even if the bitch is, fuck her…it’s your gotdamn phone.

3. Taking her to expensive restaurants – You do the math, a plate at Cheesecake factory -$25. A patty melt plate from the Waffle House - $3.75 plus tax. Chances of you fucking the her after dinner with the aid of Cuervo and some minor force…99% after either meal. It’s not gotdamn rocket science

4. Let her hold your car and stick you with hers cause it don’t work right - Sounds to me like you need to get your shit fixed. Lazy ass bitch! I’ll give you a ride wherever you need to go, but I need gas money or head on the highway. Preferably both unless it’s raining.

5. Give her a key to your house - What the fuck she need a key for, if you ain't there, she don’t need to be there. Besides, how the fuck you gonna lock the ho out in the yard butt ass naked in the rain if her ass got a key?

6. Let her feed you from her plate - Niigga, you don’t know what she done had in her mouth with the exception of what you did to it. And with just knowing that, do you really want that ho mouth water touching your food?

7. Tell her you would do anything for her - Bishop Magic said it best, you tell a ho some shit, she’s gonna test you to see if you for real. You want to tell her something sensitive, tell her you catch her fucking off you gonna beat the everlasting shit out of her fuck ass…see how she act then.

8. Eat her pusssy - Pusssy ain’t food gotdammit!!! As with number 6, the only thing you know about her ***** is what you’ve done to it. And that alone should give you enough reason to tell that her to go to hell with that s hit.

9. Let her pick out clothes for you - Number 1, a grown man don’t need nobody telling him how to dress. And secondly, all she gonna do is make your ass look like some niigga from her past that she wants you to be like. Fuck him and her gotdammit! Pick out your own damn clothes; she can still pay if she wants to.

10. Call her on the phone after you just came from seeing her ass - Bitch, I just seen your gotdamn ass, why do I need to call you? Did I accidentally leave my dick there or some ****? If not, leave me the fuck alone…I’ll call your ass when I want some more of YOUR pusssy!!

[ForceOfNature]

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]10. Call her on the phone after you just came from seeing her ass - Bitch, I just seen your gotdamn ass, why do I need to call you? Did I accidentally leave my dick there or some ****? If not, leave me the fuck alone

[72-10]

Come again?

This scenario would actually be on the creepy side.

yeah 12 is easily the weakest suggestion

[canadianballer]

great post by Jay. repped

[rufuspaul]

[quote=JayGuevara]That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills

[Randy]

Hilarious post, though I don't agree with #8. Depends on the quality of the pusssy.

S[COLOR="Black"]h[/COLOR]it son, going down on a girl is the best part. Any real man who know how to pleasure a woman knows this.

[72-10]

If she's a virgin, sure why not.

[rufuspaul]

S[COLOR=black]h[/COLOR]it son, going down on a girl is the best part. Any real man who know how to pleasure a woman knows this.

I know man, that's why I said I don't agree with #8.

[Randy]

I know man, that's why I said I don't agree with #8.

I was agreeing with you. When I read number 8 I was like, Da F[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck? Any guy that doesn't like to go down either sucks at it or has a nasty ass skank for a girlfriend.

[rufuspaul]

she got a job, a pusssy and sometimes both. Let that ho figure out how to make her payments on time.


My favorite.

[JayGuevara]

I was agreeing with you. When I read number 8 I was like, Da F[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck? Any guy that doesn't like to go down either sucks at it or has a nasty ass skank for a girlfriend.

It's just the polar opposite of all that cakin loving wholesome caring **** in the original post, and you dick-s are trying to go around refuting my points.