30 things guys should know about girls....

[rufuspaul]

I wonder why Phar continues to put up with us.

[Randy]

I wonder why Phar continues to put up with us.

Because I ignore rule #8.

[Phar]

I wonder why Phar continues to put up with us.

Heh, I wonder that sometimes myself .

[XxNeXuSxX]

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills

[YAWN]

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]That's all kinds of bull****. If those are some guidelines niiggas are supposed to abide by, here's some **** that they should NEVER do.

1. Paying her bills

[AtomSmasher]

that is like the guide to dating girls under the age of 19 or some sh*t, lol

[sergiorodriguez]

this reminds me why I phucking hate phar

[sergiorodriguez]

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

WRONG.

I always pay only half of everything-unless like I get a $10 steak and girl just got a $5 salad then of course i pay for the whole steak

this is my moral code. Always pay half, or just your share. Why spend money on girls for ANYTHING!? Buying them drinks? WASTE OF YOUR ****ING TIME AND MONEY. Girls have never been offended by splitting the bill, and I dont care if they talk **** about me to their friends, they still are ****ing me that's all that matters. And I get to keep my money, that's what matters more.

[ukplayer4]

that is like the guide to dating girls under the age of 19 or some sh*t, lol

really, i would have said 16 max.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Sweatshirts and stuffed animals

[FinishHim!]

this reminds me why I phucking hate phar

Why? I always thought Phar/Statman32 was a cutie.

[MK2V1GP]

Screw #12...the sweater part. I was with this girl who lives in Ohio (I live in Texas). She was down in Texas for a year living with some family down here and we dated for a few months (she's a cheerleader at Ohio State).

And she always wore my favorite Tampa Bay Buccaneers sweatshirt. I let her take it with her back to Ohio, b/c I figured I'd see her again. When she went back to Ohio, we still dated for about 4 months, and then broke up. Never saw that sweatshirt ever again. lol.

[phoenix18]

Screw #12...the sweater part. I was with this girl who lives in Ohio (I live in Texas). She was down in Texas for a year living with some family down here and we dated for a few months (she's a cheerleader at Ohio State).

And she always wore my favorite Tampa Bay Buccaneers sweatshirt. I let her take it with her back to Ohio, b/c I figured I'd see her again. When she went back to Ohio, we still dated for about 4 months, and then broke up. Never saw that sweatshirt ever again. lol.

Was she a cheerleader in 07?

[Juges8932]

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written by a guy: After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.

--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.





All of the ones I left are ****ing dumb. It sounds like a 14 year old girl with attitude and raging hormones wrote them. The rest are ok, but some are borderline dumb.

[phoenix18]

19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.

That's why she was upset?

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
Definitely BS.

I am going with Jay's list.