Would You **** Jessica Simpson;Now That She Is Thick?

[Mathius]

April Bowlby is like 30 dude.

Shes just a late bloomer on the national scene.

You do make sense with this post though.

Isn't that the point? It's not like Jessica Simpson is off the market because she's old.

Mathius

[Day La Ghetto]

shes still pretty cute and we'd all fuak a cute stubby chick.

[AznTacoLover]

shes still pretty cute and we'd all fuak a cute stubby chick.

tru dat.

[T.O.RAPS]

all the peoplez saying no would be lucky to get a gurl 1/3 as fine as jessica simpson. even if she's thick right now, ***** is fine...*beggers can't be choosers*

[miller-time]

she has the potential to be this:



hell yes.

[Richie2k6]

This is thick?



That looks pretty average to me. Maybe a little above average. Not thin, not thick. Not curvy, not fat. Just... there. And lol @ the people that said no they wouldn't hit that. Yeah, because you're all pulling in dimes 10x better than JESSICA SIMPSON whenever you want.

[jbot]

wow. she's ballooned big time. still nice looking.

[Styles p]

i would throat **** her stupid looking face.

[Mathius]

But I've learned a very important lesson since then:

If there's one thing I know, it's that the world is FULL of hot ass women, so there's no rush to find one, and there's certainly not a single one of them that's worth going out with based on looks alone, because for every single Jessica Simpson that gets fat or Angelina Jolie that starts to show her age, there's a Hayden Panettiere, Megan Fox, or April Bowlby coming into the limelight.

Oh the irony:

[QUOTE=Yahoo]Angelina Jolie's loss may just be Megan Fox's gain.

Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch

[HisJoeness]

This is thick?



That looks pretty average to me. Maybe a little above average. Not thin, not thick. Not curvy, not fat. Just... there. And lol @ the people that said no they wouldn't hit that. Yeah, because you're all pulling in dimes 10x better than JESSICA SIMPSON whenever you want.

I agree, I don't think she's gained much weight at all. I think it's those stupid looking 80's style-Gloria Vanderbilt looking-mom jeans she's wearing.

[Styles p]

yeah the mom jeans are terrible makes her have a camel-foot.

[dware94]

tonys a lucky man, even if she has let go a bit

[Styles p]

tonys a lucky man, even if she has let go a bit

no thats the only good thing about her. shes dumber then down syndrome.

[emsteez forreal]

the real question is, would i have ever not [COLOR="Black"]fu[/COLOR]cked her? no .

[-primetime-]

she has the potential to be this:



hell yes.

I bet after all this crap on the net she gets back to that real quick and shows up in Maxium to remind everyone...