This site links up random chats with strangers lol, see how long you can last.

[ruslan]

http://omegle.com

lmao
copy and paste ur convo too

[PistolPete]

I got out of there quick

[dnyk1337]

Stranger: hello
You: hey sexy
Stranger: where ya from?
You: im trying to hook up
You: where you at
Stranger: I'm a guy btw
You: even better
Stranger: 22/m/Mississippi
Stranger: you a woman?
Stranger: asl?
You: im 36/m/mississippi
Stranger: fail
You: i like young but
You: t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[qrich]

god this is boring

[Bean]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm great. How are you this fine evening?
Stranger: im good. what u up to
You: Just jackin it to some beastiality. And you?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: wat is that
You: Animal porn
Stranger: see ya
You: ***** get real i had to squezze one out am dyin over here at the shelter!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Punk ass....

[FashionIssues]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DUM
You: sup fashionissues in this beeyotch
Stranger: you have fashion issues
Stranger: kek
You: insidehoops # 1
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dnyk1337]

Meh...

You: please tell me youre a girl
You: i havent had contact with females in months
Stranger: WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU WHAT I DID TODAY
Stranger: why
Stranger: were you in gaol
You: i was in my room playing world of warcraft
Stranger: how did you eat
You: my mom is the only source of pheromones that i have been exposed to
Stranger: hey.................. are you george bush?
You: she brings the food up
You: unfortunately she wont let me date a girl yet
You: not like i have a chance anyway
You: whod like a 25 year old live at home guy?
Stranger: do you like crab
You: sometimes
You: but im poor
Stranger: stay away from girls
Stranger: listen to your mom
You: i have to steal to pay for my WoW subscription
Stranger: girls have crabs that can polevault
Stranger: scary crabs
You: once, my dad tried to take my computer away and i beat him to death
You: i was only 13 so the chargest werent serious
Stranger: what did you do with the body
You: i called the cops afterward
You: i was sent to a juvenile prison for 6 years
You: thats why i havent had the chance to talk to females
Stranger: well you have morals
You: now im 25 and im feeling that life is passing me by
Stranger: stay away from them
You: are you a female?
You: if so youve made my day
Stranger: yeah
You: and possibly my week
You: great
Stranger: i hope so
You: can you talk dirty to me?
Stranger: i can
You: my mom does it
You: but shes bad at i
You: it
Stranger: i took a 56 inch **** today
You: incredible
Stranger: i know
You: usually my toys are 4 inches across
You: and 10 in long
You: so ive never had agonizing ****s
Stranger: the dogs didnt stop barking for 4 hours
Stranger: twas pure pleasure this one
You: did you tape it? ive always liked watching girls taking ****s on guys' chests
Stranger: and the smell.... jesus.... if there was a horse nearby.... down it would have went
Stranger: tape?
Stranger: you mean cordon it off
You: as in take a video and post it on youporn?
You: i like animal sex too, but its illegal
Stranger: video?
You: i like to stay out of trouble
You: so i like to use my dog instead
You: for realism
Stranger: well looks like you are doing a good job
You: yea
You: i have to go now
Stranger: hopefully tomorrow im going to punch a chicken
You: i have to post on insidehoops.com because i love homosexual acts
You have disconnected.

[IlliniFan]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm not your stranger, friend
You: I'm not your friend, stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

guy left quick.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sex
Stranger: choose your next words carefully
You: more sex?
Stranger: if youre reading this, its already too late.....
You: too late for what
Stranger: .........you'll find out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm scared now.

[dnyk1337]

guy left quick.

He took your words to heart.

[JayGuevara]

Stranger:

[Mississippi]

Mississippi?

[TheGreatDeraj]

You: HI
Stranger: yo
Stranger: what time is it?
You: live in georgia?
Stranger: no
Stranger: scotland
Stranger: do you mean Georgia the state, or the country?
Stranger: not that it matters cos i live in neither
You: The State, **** that country. Bunch of ******s if you ask me
Stranger: no offense, but my sister says Georgia really really smells, is it true?
Stranger: i can't remember why
You: I mean, seriously, who swagger jacks a name?
You: I does stink, too many black people. And mexicans
You: It does stink*
Stranger: but she lives in massachusetts, and we were on holiday in florida, she drove down and said that georgia was awful cos she had to keep the windows up but it was roasting hot
You: Northern Georgia isn't too bad, the south is hot, humid, and filled with minorities!
Stranger: sounds like the UK
Stranger: except the south is just **** and filled with the english
You: Suburbs of Atlanta are rich and white, just like God intended
Stranger: same here in glasgow
Stranger: though the richest suburbs are filled with asians that own loads of cornershops
Stranger: and they all think they're black and act like they're "from the ghetto"
You: Ewww, can't they just go back where they came from?
Stranger: nah, apparently they're just as british as we are
Stranger: or so they say
Stranger: aye ****ing right
You: Why does everyone have to be "equal"? Obviously their are better races(White) and not so good races(the rest).
You: Whole world has lost its mind.
Stranger: those blacks can run damn fast though
Stranger: years of practice running from the law tbf
You: You speak the truth.
You: And years of breeding the most physically fit on the plantations in America.
Stranger: white people don't have to run though cos we can afford cars
You: Exactly.
You: Drives me nuts when I see a black person who is allowed to have a car.
Stranger: they probably stole it though
You: And if it has "rims" or is raised I just lose it.
Stranger: that's a mexican car that's been stolen isn't it?
You: I wouldn't put it past them to steal
You: More than likely, they all look the same to me
Stranger: what do you call four white people pushing a car?
You: I see the world in black and white. If it's not white than it's not right.
Stranger: jump start
Stranger: what do you call four black people pushing a car?
Stranger: grand theft auto
You: LOL
Stranger: what do you do if you see 6 people beating up a black person?
Stranger: nothing, 6 is enough
You: LOL, I was gonna say join.


Racism troll failed

[IlliniFan]

You: sup girl
Stranger: Have you ever met a little sambo ******?
You: as a matter of fact i have
You: not
Stranger: Whats up ******
You: my pen[COLOR="Black"]is[/COLOR]
Stranger: I aint no ***** you dumb house ******
You: you're a ***** and a dumb house ******?
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[Hawker]

lol Im still talking to mine...dude hasnt posted any weird **** yet

[qrich]

Stranger: hey
You: hi stranger danger
Stranger: ha
Stranger: f u
You: only if your a guy
You: so are you?
You: i haven't had a chance to talk to any guys, stuck at an all-girl school
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 18 m tx
You: you have just made my day :)
You: well besides earlier when i spent my prostitution money on poker
You: and lost
Stranger: oh
Stranger: your a man
You: girls are much more rougher than guys are, plus, not having the real thing for a while sucks
Stranger: you creepy bastard
You: no i am not.
Stranger: dont touch me
You: just because i have a bigger ***** then you, does not mean i am a man!
Stranger: ha
Stranger: u creepy ****
Stranger: i would still tap it
You: i would so let you
You: but only if u have a 3 inch *****
Stranger: 3? why not 9
You: because i have a fetish for micro-*****
Stranger: i see so wahts ur fav gun?
You: one that vibrates <3
Stranger: ha ur a ****in man u lil ***** act like it
You: dont be mad cuz i have a bigger ***** then u
Stranger: i am
Stranger: im so mad
You: that is hawt
Stranger: please dont find me and rape me
You: u should go post on ISH!
Stranger: so sexay
Stranger: wats ish?
You: insidehoops.com!
Stranger: huh
Stranger: basketball?
Stranger: GO MICHIGAN
Stranger: **** NORTH CAROLINA
Stranger: bye **********