This site links up random chats with strangers lol, see how long you can last.

[gts]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: i can't see you why's the video screwed up?
You: do i need a flash player thingy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[BrooklynZoo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: what is your name
Stranger: what the hell you doing
Stranger: my name is big pap
Stranger: papa
You: trying to find a little boy to talk to
You: and you
Stranger: a little boy
Stranger: are you some kinda sickoo!
You: yes are u under 15?
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: im just testin this site out
Stranger: i heard its fun
Stranger: lmao
You: i have candy
Stranger: lmaoo
You: u want to come over
Stranger: ok serious now
You: i have a xbox and a ps3
Stranger: youa dude?
You: yes
You: are you a boy
You: ?
Stranger: yep
You: how old are you
Stranger: how di i start a new chat ?
You: you cant
Stranger: you cant talk to people like that
You: we were matched up for a reason
Stranger: i will report you
You: u want to come to the park
Stranger: and they will find you
Stranger: and burn you
You: i have a nice bicycle we can ride
You: give me your address i want to send u some candy
Stranger: 1890 westchester new mexico
You: lol
You: are you serious?
You: im in Albuquerque
You: is your mommy home?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: yep
You: can u come out?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: burn !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chamberlain]

tranger: yo dawg
Stranger: what do you like?
You: i like everything
You: especially puppies
Stranger: I HERD YOU LIEK EVERYTHING SO WE PUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR PUPPIES AND NOW THEY ARE DEAD

[plowking]

LOL.

So far I've convinced three guys I'm a Heat dancer.

One was a Kobe fan and I even got him to admit Wade is better then Kobe. Hahahaha.

[brwnman]

Stranger: wat
You: huh?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: basilmarket?
You: a little further down south
Stranger: inside my pants?
You: nah, that's area is too small and infected
You: i am a big city girl
Stranger: *****
Stranger: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by far the most random shizzle i've done today...

[brwnman]

Stranger: Hello
You: ello
Stranger: How are you?
You: remember, ish = 1
Stranger: ?
You: insidehoops.com
You: visit it daily
Stranger: What is that?
You: don't worry about it. just visit it
You: daily
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was hoping for another isher. No luck...

[TheGreatDeraj]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hello
You: This is Jeff Stone from Duke University.
You: Could you please describe your last bowel movement?
You: For research purposes.
Stranger: haha]
You: Texture, length, width, odor, color
Stranger: theres some creeps on here today
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

No such luck for my research

[i seen hippos]

I remember doing this on ICQ.....when I was still being ravaged by puberty.......a decade ago.

Some people never get their fill of 40 year old men named April.

[hito da god]

here are two that i had

You: hey gurl!
You: <3
You: :)
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l/pixs2r
Stranger: how'd you know i was a girl?
Stranger: YOU DON'T KNOW MKE
You: i just know these things
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the last few people sucked
You: well ur in luck
You: cuz i blow
Stranger: im quickly becoming disenchanted with this service
You: ur right
You: we should write a ****ing letter to the people in charge
You: we need to take action
You: and demand a higher quality stranger to chat with
You: instead of these peons
Stranger: indeed
You: they should make a qualifications test
You: and place those who score alike accordingly
You: this is a travesty
Stranger: im clearly superior to people ive never met. they should put more effort into impressing me
You: that u are
You: u radiate brilliance
You: i love ur tone of font
You: <3
Stranger: finally the respect ive always demanded, but never earned
You: i can respect u better than anybody else
You: baby
Stranger: a little creepy, but ive never minded a little sexual undertone with my flattery
You: neither do all great men
Stranger: now if i could only get my students to talk to me like that
You: with a lil bj on the side
You: nothing better than a bj from a young student
You: wouldn't u agree
Stranger: no, i would not sir
Stranger: what do you take me for?
You: so ur students give bad bjs?
Stranger: terrible
You: so why don't u ask for a transfer
You: i had a class of students who gave bad bjs once
You: i asked for a transfer ASAP
Stranger: i can't transfer sadly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[plowking]

I remember doing this on ICQ.....when I was still being ravaged by puberty.......a decade ago.

Some people never get their fill of 40 year old men named April.

It's a tad to easy to make them believe anything.

I mean 3 guys believing I'm a Heat dancer...

[i seen hippos]

It's a tad to easy to make them believe anything.

I mean 3 guys believing I'm a Heat dancer...

Hello, April.

[Kumo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: sex?
Stranger: m
You: ASL?!?!1/!?
Stranger: 21/m/mi
Stranger: u?
You: 16/f/cali
You: (no chris hansen)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you sure?
You: no
Stranger: o well
Stranger: that guy is a puss anyway
You: **** you man, I'm not a puss
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha
You: I'll ****ing take you to jail brah
Stranger: nice

[plowking]

Hello, April.

I'm gettin all hot and bothered...

[nbastatus]

stranger hates me

[TheGreatDeraj]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: sex?
Stranger: m
You: ASL?!?!1/!?
Stranger: 21/m/mi
Stranger: u?
You: 16/f/cali
You: (no chris hansen)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you sure?
You: no
Stranger: o well
Stranger: that guy is a puss anyway
You: **** you man, I'm not a puss
Stranger: lol
Stranger: haha
You: I'll ****ing take you to jail brah
Stranger: nice

nice