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Re: Trevor Ariza to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by bagelred
BonerMetrics....that's Morey's decision making tool.
He puts the numbers in a spreadsheet, crunches 'em, crunches 'em, crunches 'em, and then whatever level of boner Morey gets, he knows whether to sign him.
Artest was only a mildly erect Level 2 boner, but Ariza I heard was up to Level 4. That's a pretty solid 17 year old about to get laid for first time boner. Nice......he had to have Ariza.
See I told you I didnt come up with Bonermetrics
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Stare
Re: Source: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by brantonli
Bagelred, do you have something against Morey? Because I swear you yourself get a huge boner when trying to criticse Morey's moves.
Nah, not really. Actually he has made alot of smart moves. I'm just saying, it's very predictable to see which types of players Morey goes for. Doesn't really like guys with superior talent, but guys who play "smart" basketball. It's just fun to bust on him because he's predictable.
BTW, what is Morey going to do for a center? Wasn't he courting Gortat?
coughcoughCurrycoughcough
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Rip Samurai Swoosh
Re: Trevor Ariza to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by bagelred
BonerMetrics....that's Morey's decision making tool.
He puts the numbers in a spreadsheet, crunches 'em, crunches 'em, crunches 'em, and then whatever level of boner Morey gets, he knows whether to sign him.
Artest was only a mildly erect Level 2 boner, but Ariza I heard was up to Level 4. That's a pretty solid 17 year old about to get laid for first time boner. Nice......he had to have Ariza.
Nobody wants Curry
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Local High School Star
Re: Trevor Ariza to sign with the Rockets
I'm guessing the Lakers offered Ariza the MLE. Ariza and his agent said screw you, we'll get a better offer elsewhere. The Lakers said screw you, we'll sign Artest for less money.
His agent is trying to save face now by saying "it wasn't about the money" after verbally agreeing to sign with the Rockets.
I thought Lee might have been telling the truth about the Lakers lowballing his client, but I don't really buy it now.
Good luck in Houston Trevor. I think he has the work ethic, and talent to be a real nice player. He's only going to get better.
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All For *One* For All
Re: Source: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by nba_55
That team blow the Lakers 2 times during the playoffs.
Except It was Artest in Ariza's spot.
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All For *One* For All
Re: Breaking News: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by NBASTATMAN
Yes other teams wanted him.. But lets be real.. He isn't going to make you guys as good as the LAKERS or Boston if Sheed lands there... Cavs are still not that GREAT.. You just got older and slower...
Your team will have problems vs the LAKERS and their huge lineup.. The Celtics with Rasheed at center will take Shaq away from the basket...
The Cavs should have built a young athletic team around Lebron.. At this point you have the two slowest centers in the league, the worst starting pf , IF VAREJO STAYS, among all title contending teams, the shortest back court in the league as well..
I agree, except about the slowest backcourt part. At this point I see them losing in the 2nd round of the playoffs.
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Re: Breaking News: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by Meticode
I agree, except about the slowest backcourt part. At this point I see them losing in the 2nd round of the playoffs.
He said shortest
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CountThatBabyANDaFOUL!
Re: Trevor Ariza to sign with the Rockets
they basically traded ron artest for trevor ariza. i think its good for the lakers, now all they need is lamar odom to resign.
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All For *One* For All
Re: Breaking News: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by unknown101
He said shortest
I can't read obviously.
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07-03-2009, 12:50 AM
#100
Rip Samurai Swoosh
Re: Breaking News: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by Meticode
I can't read obviously.
Obviously don't know anything about basketball either.
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07-03-2009, 12:51 AM
#101
All For *One* For All
Re: Breaking News: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by L8kersfan222
Obviously don't know anything about basketball either.
You are correct.
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07-03-2009, 12:52 AM
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Samurai Chef
Re: Source: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by bagelred
Morey must have crunched the number again, and Ariza gave him a Level 4 boner. Bigger the boner, the more Morey wants him.
Crunch those numbers, Morey!!!!
I heard Morey has actually never seen an actual basketball game. Could be true.....
Morey has been to plenty of Rockets games.
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07-03-2009, 12:56 AM
#103
Samurai Chef
Re: Source: Ariza agrees to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by bagelred
Nah, not really. Actually he has made alot of smart moves. I'm just saying, it's very predictable to see which types of players Morey goes for. Doesn't really like guys with superior talent, but guys who play "smart" basketball. It's just fun to bust on him because he's predictable.
BTW, what is Morey going to do for a center? Wasn't he courting Gortat?
coughcoughCurrycoughcough
Morey is not really predictable, just look at his trades and drafts. No one really saw those coming and he does not just rely on numbers.
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07-03-2009, 01:14 AM
#104
Re: Trevor Ariza to sign with the Rockets
I am happy with Ariza in Houston. I think he will do great there. I don't know why people think Ariza is only allowed to sign with the Cavs.
**** the Cavs.
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07-03-2009, 01:16 AM
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All For *One* For All
Re: Trevor Ariza to sign with the Rockets
Originally Posted by JustinJDW
I am happy with Ariza in Houston. I think he will do great there. I don't know why people think Ariza is only allowed to sign with the Cavs.
**** the Cavs.
Can you show me some posts of people who thought he would only sign with the Cavs? I just want to know who these stupid posters are.
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