Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

[sergiorodriguez]

if Ashton Kutcher was average to below-average in physical appearance, everyone here would probably be on his nutzack.

But because he's considered a teen idol people here love to think they're being manly by hating on him.

El drunko, some insecure asian shmuck, is hating on Ashton Kutcher why exactly? Jealoussseyyyy

I think Ashton Kutcher is funny, I think the roles he plays kind of messed with his career, he might be a real smart guy but whenever i see him or hear him talk all I can think of is Michael Kelso, he wouldnt make a good Billy Hoyle type unless he can really ball, Billy Hoyle was a real smartass, Ashton Kutcher is better at playing the dumbass.

[Gundress]

Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie?

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:





Billy (Michael Rapaport):





Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

WE HAVE A WINNER! Thanks for lauging...had me rolling hard that's movie would be funny as hell.

[L.Kizzle]

Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie?

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:





Billy (Michael Rapaport):





Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

Would have worked ten plus years ago, but two out of shape guys hustlin' cats in Venice Beach, nope.

[RAIN MAKER]

I think Ashton Kutcher is funny, I think the roles he plays kind of messed with his career, he might be a real smart guy but whenever i see him or hear him talk all I can think of is Michael Kelso, he wouldnt make a good Billy Hoyle type unless he can really ball, Billy Hoyle was a real smartass, Ashton Kutcher is better at playing the dumbass.

You might be right, I'm not saying he would or wouldn't be a good fit for that movie, but people love to trash him because it makes them feel macho since he's popular among teenie boppers for being good looking.

Michael Kelso was a infinitely funnier character than anything a guy like Seth Rogen has ever done, but for some reason dorky adolescent males love Rogen, maybe it's because he plays the characters they can identify with, i.e. bumbling, socially awkward losers.

I'm not some big Kutcher fan, but you can always tell the guys who are trying too hard to compensate because they throw dirt on his name over what? What has he ever done to make people think he's unworthy of respect? Nothing, people like "el drukno" are just trying to fit in.

[sergiorodriguez]

You might be right, I'm not saying he would or wouldn't be a good fit for that movie, but people love to trash him because it makes them feel macho since he's popular among teenie boppers for being good looking.

Michael Kelso was a infinitely funnier character than anything a guy like Seth Rogen has ever done, but for some reason dorky adolescent males love Rogen, maybe it's because he plays the characters they can identify with, i.e. bumbling, socially awkward losers.

I'm not some big Kutcher fan, but you can always tell the guys who are trying too hard to compensate because they throw dirt on his name over what? What has he ever done to make people think he's unworthy of respect? Nothing, people like "el drukno" are just trying to fit in.

Never saw Just Married or the Butterfly effect eh?

[RAIN MAKER]

Never saw Just Married or the Butterfly effect eh?

I've not seen either, I did hear he was decent in Butterfly Effect and obviously Just Married was for a target audience and I'm not gonna blame a guy for cashing in on his popularity.

[BRabbiT]

Would have worked ten plus years ago, but two out of shape guys hustlin' cats in Venice Beach, nope.

Exactly. WMCJ was above average b/c the actors were convincing.

[sergiorodriguez]

Exactly. WMCJ was above average b/c the actors were convincing.

yeh you need some young guys who look like they could be legit athletes, Jeremy Piven and Kevin Hart can pull this off, you might not know it but Jeremy Piven is pretty ripped

[Inspector Rick]

Eff it! Just get Woody and Snipes again. I'm sure both would have no problem handling themselves on the court today. A sequel with their characters would be super easy.

Btw, I just found me a copy of Money Train on VHS. Terrible movie, but a guilty pleasure nonetheless.

[Eldrunko247]

if Ashton Kutcher was average to below-average in physical appearance, everyone here would probably be on his nutzack.

But because he's considered a teen idol people here love to think they're being manly by hating on him.

El drunko, some insecure asian shmuck, is hating on Ashton Kutcher why exactly? Jealoussseyyyy

Kutcher is way too goofy to play the role dumb ass. Stupid gimmick by the way. Think of a better one. Old as f u c k still "role playing" on the net.

[andgar923]

Uh... you guys do know that they'd have to know how to ball right?

My pick for the brotha, would be Jamie Foxx and the white cat would be Mark Whalberg.

The latina was chosen above already and she's shown she can do comedy and that's Sophia Vergara.

Unless they want to make them younger, and if so who knows.

As much as I'd hate to say it, Nick Cannon and who knows who else could play that role.

And either way, Sophia stays.

[iamgine]

John Cena and Kanye West

[flipogb]

Will Smith + Adam Sandler

that movie will make lots of $$$$$$

even if it sucks

[NotYetGreat]

Doing the right thing would be to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie?

My picks:

Sydney (Chris Tucker:





Billy (Michael Rapaport):





Gloria (Sofia Vergara):

Is that SERIOUSLY Chris Tucker now?!?

[emsteez forreal]

John Cena and Kanye West

wtf? kanye has the body of an old man.