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  1. #31
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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Jett Jackson -
    Channing Tatum or that guy from Never Back Down -
    Miley Cyrus

    Sh!t would G.E.T R.E.A.L; real quick.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Quote Originally Posted by sergiorodriguez
    yeh you need some young guys who look like they could be legit athletes, Jeremy Piven and Kevin Hart can pull this off, you might not know it but Jeremy Piven is pretty ripped
    Kevin Hart is like 5'2.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    Kevin Hart is like 5'2.
    lol so is like Wesley Snipes did you see WMCJ? Also it would emphasize the fact that whitemen cant jump if Hart can dunk as a midget, until the white man gets an emphatic dunk at the end.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Hart - 5' 4"

    Snipes - 5" 10"

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    just bring back wesley and woody

    -and somehow add omar epps that guy is freakin hillarious

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Quote Originally Posted by sergiorodriguez
    Let's say Hollywood does the right thing and decides to make a new White Men Can't Jump movie. It's not a remake and not a sequel continuing the story of Billy Hoyle and Sidney. It's just another great basketball comedy with a white guy and a black guy coming together through the magic of hustling.

    So what would be your perfect cast for the role of black guy and white guy?
    The first one sucked so why have a follow up?

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    The first one sucked so why have a follow up?

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Quote Originally Posted by rivers to gates
    The first one sucked so why have a follow up?
    wow you must have the worst taste in movies of all time i'm sorry.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    jai white and ryan reynolds at least they look like they could ball

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    It seems like there's plenty of good Sidney's out there, but Billy is really hard to fill.

    He has to be able to pull off a goofball while not being so goofy as to appear he can't play. And then all of a sudden go to super cocky when he has to explain how hard it is to make "sumthin this prittay" look like a dork or a chump. There's plenty of guys out there who can pull off the goofball stuff, but not a lot that seem like they could do both.

    Ryan Reynolds is probably the best choice I've seen in here, but I still feel like he wouldn't be great. Too cocky to pull off the sell job as a dork to begin with.

    Great movie. "I don't mean to brag ... but I am the greatest!!"

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    white dude: Jim Halpert from the Office (he played ball and looks goofy)

    black dude: Chris Tucker could play a crazy ghetto ass ex-high school legend

    Latina: Al Bundy's wife from Modern Family

    this time set it in Chicago

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    Omar Epps and Ashton Kutcher and Rosario Dawson.
    Kutcher represents the average white male. The lameness just works.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Omar Epps provides zero comedic element.

    Kevin Hart could play that annoying sidekick dude who was sporting the Bulls jersey chanting "We going to Sizzler." Forgot his name, but he played Dwayne Wayne on A Different World.

    John Turturro and Tom Sizemore and the "Stuchi Brothers"
    Last edited by Tarik One; 11-08-2009 at 02:33 PM.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    Michael B.Jordan and Justin Bieber or Michael B. jordan and Zac Efron.

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    Default Re: Who would you cast for White Men Can't Jump 2?

    I wouldn't support such a racist title

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