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    Default The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    What do you guys think? Be honest. Before the hit show "Jersey Shore" I was just a FOB baller like SuperSmashBros. However, seeing how many girls these guys pulled I've decided I want to be an Asian guido. I want to live that lifestyle. I know you guys are my brothers here so I would like your opinions please. Would you say this is a good look for me? Please don't "swaggerless manatee" me. I had to build up a lot of courage to finally post my real pic. What say you gentlemen?

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    lolz! great look. gotta come to jersey though. i can show you around a bit.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    What does being "guido" entail? Gelled hair, kissy faces, jewelry? Is it basically taking "metrosexual" to the max?

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    did u go tanning too?

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    Quote Originally Posted by kshutts1
    What does being "guido" entail? Gelled hair, kissy faces, jewelry? Is it basically taking "metrosexual" to the max?
    All of the above and then some. It's a "lifestyle". Like Hip Hop for Italians or anyone that can appreciate that lifestyle.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    I don't think metro=guido. Guido's do not have any notion of style or fashion.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    cool man. what is your nickname?

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    Quote Originally Posted by AtomSmasher
    lolz! great look. gotta come to jersey though. i can show you around a bit.
    Good looking out. We definitely have to hang.

    Quote Originally Posted by GoRapz
    did u go tanning too?
    Three times a week. I have a gold membership. Unlimited tanning.

    Quote Originally Posted by plat1numX
    cool man. what is your nickname?
    Thanks! My nic is "The Eqasian"

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    That's not you and the person in the first and second picture isn't the same. You've turned into gundress.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    Quote Originally Posted by IlliniFan
    That's not you and the person in the first and second picture isn't the same. You've turned into gundress.
    Hogwash, you just hatin on "The Eqasian". Get a six pack, a tan, some kissy lips, and gudio swag and then comes at Eqasian.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    Quote Originally Posted by Eldrunko247
    Hogwash, you just hatin on "The Eqasian". Get a six pack, a tan, some kissy lips, and gudio swag and then comes at Eqasian.
    haha the equasian is pretty good.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    Quote Originally Posted by Eldrunko247
    Thanks! My nic is "The Eqasian"

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    in, in this potential epic thread.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    this guys the same ******* that posted pics of that ginormous blonde whale of a wife marryin that cute quirky small white guy.

    fuck u eldrunko go ****in die **** ull never reach the 2nd pics coolness level.

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    Default Re: The Jersey Shore has inspired me to become an Asian guido

    op's fraudin, image search "asian guido" on google.. lol i seen this before too..

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    what's up with the popped collars? i have this white guy beside me in english class rockin multiple popped collars, he even pointed it out to me lol. i wanted to say something but he's a nice guy and i didn't wanna be a b!tch.

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