Get to know: pete's montreux

[pete's montreux]

dick

[B-Low]

Have you ever dropped a roofie in your OWN drink to make m@sturbation that much more enjoyable later in the night?

[Maniak]

Have you ever dropped a roofie in your OWN drink to make m@sturbation that much more enjoyable later in the night?

[Jasper]

Back in Jan. you answered a questionaire in this thread
laughed even harder when I read it and found this : Had a miscarriage? yes

Ok here are my questions :

Every drink a apple shooter ?
(IF not do it with your squeeze)

Have you ever skydived ?
(IF not do it with your squeeze)

If you ever met MJ , what would you say ?
(don't take your squeeze)

[sirkeelma]

What is you favorite movie of all time?

[craigthomasb]

which is your favorite key on your keyboard?

have you tried **** sex? If yes then what about giving it?

whats your best chat-up line?

Whats your starbucks order?

With you e-girlfirend, are you under the thumb? or do you tell her how it is?

[pete's montreux]

Back in Jan. you answered a questionaire in this thread
laughed even harder when I read it and found this : Had a miscarriage? yes

Ok here are my questions :

Every drink a apple shooter ?
(IF not do it with your squeeze)

Have you ever skydived ?
(IF not do it with your squeeze)

If you ever met MJ , what would you say ?
(don't take your squeeze)

I don't even know what an apple shooter is.

No, I'm scared of heights. I wouldn't even make it near the edge without passing out from fear.

I don't think I'd ask him a question. I wouldn't ask any of my hero's a question [MJ isn't one of mine anyways], I would probably just be normal and let the moment sink in, shake their hand and be on my way.

[pete's montreux]

What is you favorite movie of all time?

That would have to be Unforgiven.

[pete's montreux]

which is your favorite key on your keyboard?

have you tried **** sex? If yes then what about giving it?

whats your best chat-up line?

Whats your starbucks order?

With you e-girlfirend, are you under the thumb? or do you tell her how it is?

Hmmm, I don't know. Probably W.

Yes I have, a lot of it. I did it exclusively with my ex. It's great when It's done right and with preparation. Most people approach it with bad fundamentals and completely f*ck it up, the result is terrible and they never do it again. All you have to do is read up on it and you should be all set. Biggest pointer is to go slow, you don't want to pink sock your woman on the first try. Unless she's into that, then jackhammer away!

Chat up line? Is that like a conversation starter? It's certainly not the weather. I'll spit in your face if you say something dumb about the weather. I'm outside, I know It's cold you useless f*ck. I don't really care about first impressions or conversation starters, and when I do say something to someone out of the blue, It's very calculated and usually has to do with what's happening immediately around us, a comical observation of some sort.

I've only been in a Starbucks twice in my life and I've never ordered anything. I don't drink coffee, and I'm not hanging out at a coffee shop with a bunch of f*ggots talking politics wearing J. Crew.

I haven't talked to that girl in a long time, sorry.