Get to know: pete's montreux

[phoenix18]

Pete: What was your most embarrassing moment?

[pete's montreux]

I ate out my girlfriend in high school once, she was so wet that it was literally dripping out of her snatch. I did not know this before I rammed my tongue in there and a massive glob of it entered my mouth and I tasted it in my throat and puked into a Boston Celtics metal trash can that I bought. I told her it must've been the bad tuna from lunch since we had that in the cafeteria in school only a few hours before that.

That's kind of like snowballing, right?

[Knicks101]

Who's better, The Rock or Stone Cold?

[v-unit]

I ate out my girlfriend in high school once, she was so wet that it was literally dripping out of her snatch. I did not know this before I rammed my tongue in there and a massive glob of it entered my mouth and I tasted it in my throat and puked into a Boston Celtics metal trash can that I bought. I told her it must've been the bad tuna from lunch since we had that in the cafeteria in school only a few hours before that.

That's kind of like snowballing, right?

I guess so, how wet? Was it thick liquid?

[catzhernandez]

Eating once a day has run It's course. Starting Monday I'm going to take advantage of our treadmill and run/walk. My weight loss had topped off @ 18 pounds, and while that's nice, my 2010 goal is my old basketball weight. I was 195 at one point, and I'd like to get back within 15 pounds of that and keep it off forever. That means getting used to running, since I most likely won't ever get back into basketball again.

I do, and I don't at the same time. I absolutely hate the fact that I live away from my friends and the basketball courts, but I like the openness of it compared to Boston. I think the girls up here are pleasantly different, and I can appreciate that. I think if I moved back to Boston the transition would be seamless since I spent most of my life there, but I would miss NH, too.

How much do you weigh now?

[Splitz77]

Have you ever had gay thoughts? Don't Lie..

[pete's montreux]

Pete: What was your most embarrassing moment?

I'm 10 years old [maybe 9 or 11], and I go out to eat with my mother, her boyfriend at the time, and his son. We eat at a Chinese restaurant called Kowloon's on route 1 in Saugus [Mass posters should know this one fairly well].

To make a long story short, I get really sick from the food. I'm literally about to explode in my pants when we finally pull up to my mother's boyfriend's house. I'm clinching my butt and step out of his Jeep and take one step and explosive diarrhea pours out of me down both side of my pants and down my ass. A waterfall of excrement. I swallowed my pride, walked forward and told my mother. There was nothing else I could do. Underwear and pants completely soaked with sh*t and ruined beyond belief. I cleaned up in his downstairs bathroom. We threw away the clothes in a bag and put it in the neighbor's trash-barrel and took off. We never spoke of it ever again.

True story. I've only eaten there like 3 times in 10 years since.

[pete's montreux]

Who's better, The Rock or Stone Cold?

I always had a soft spot for the Rock eve since his Rock & Sock connection.

"You never made the Rock...his pancakes!"

[pete's montreux]

I guess so, how wet? Was it thick liquid?

It was thick, it was like cream cheese kind of thick, but gooey. I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.

[pete's montreux]

How much do you weigh now?

Weighed in @ 274 in the beginning, I'm 258 right now.

[pete's montreux]

Have you ever had gay thoughts? Don't Lie..

Yes

[catzhernandez]

skipped me

[pete's montreux]

I answered you!

[phoenix18]

Yes

I am never posting another pic again!

[pete's montreux]

Relax. I'm all about p*ssy.