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NBA rookie of the year
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
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Raps, Jazz, and UCONN
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
"GET THE **** OUTTA MY FACE"
Or depending on who I'm playing with hit em with something personal
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Game. Set. Match.
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
I don't really trash talk, but if I'm feelin good and knocking down shots I'll call out "all day" after making a bucket sometimes.
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Dunking on everybody in the park
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Money!
And1!
Give me the ball, I'm gonna close this out...
Pretty limited stuff really...
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Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
"I believe my skill eclipses your skill."
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Mourning Glory
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Originally Posted by Rake2204
"I believe my skill eclipses your skill."
You don't say that.
Being a fat person, (not a comedically fat baller, just a chubby dude with no hops, deceptive agility) I'm constantly trying to get an intellectual edge on the court. I find that trash talking usually deters that.
I often get trash talked to, usually people eventually shut up when I don't bite/I dominate them. Sometimes they don't shut up, sometimes I get dominated and trash talked to, usually brothers. Whitey who can ball is usually more sympathetic to one's plight.
Last edited by Alonzo Magic; 04-15-2011 at 01:09 PM.
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Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Originally Posted by Alonzo Magic
You don't say that.
I will use it tonight and report back.
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Decent playground baller
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
just yell "mismatch" everytime you want/have the ball, even the defender is the same size or bigger than you.
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*****
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
"Cookies!"
"Get your *** up."
"Tricks are for kids."
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Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Originally Posted by ace23
"Cookies!"
Haha, I say "Cookies!" to my little brothers all the time but I'm not baller enough to pull it off with a straight face in real games. I remember it used to be one of like, four things players would say in Streetball mode in NBA 2K6 or something.
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Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
You guys yell cookies?
When I shoot a jumper in someone's face I yell
"VISINE"
Cause it's in your eye.
Or "bang, bang"
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
I dont talk much on offense.. most of the talking comes on the defensive end when I'm pressing someone hard off the ball or as they bring it up the court and when I'm boxing out. I swear there is nothing funner in basketball than guarding the best player on the other team and just expending all of your energy not letting him get the ball/talking to him at the same time.
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Dunktacular
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Originally Posted by Alonzo Magic
You don't say that.
Being a fat person, (not a comedically fat baller, just a chubby dude with no hops, deceptive agility) I'm constantly trying to get an intellectual edge on the court. I find that trash talking usually deters that.
I often get trash talked to, usually people eventually shut up when I don't bite/I dominate them. Sometimes they don't shut up, sometimes I get dominated and trash talked to, usually brothers. Whitey who can ball is usually more sympathetic to one's plight.
Next time your playing if a guy says you're fat, tell him you're only that way because every time you did his girlfriend she gives you a cookie, has worked for me many times.
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Sonics bandwagoner
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
If my jumper is hot, all I say is "bucket"..
If I'm going hard in the paint or dunking, then it's "you better move lil man"...this is the best when the defender is bigger than me lol
If I'm playing hard-nosed defense, then it's "you don't wanna do that. That's not your game. Just take the jumper and make it easy on yourself. Come inside and I'll swat that shit"
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