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    Default Funny/Weird Band Names (Loooong and 18+)

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    13 And
    30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
    4man Trio
    A.A.-Meeting
    Aardvark Spleen
    A Blind Dog Stares
    A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
    A Boy Named Gomer
    Above Average Weight Band
    Abbra-Cadaver
    Abstract Evil Barbie
    A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
    Accidental Goat S[COLOR="Black"]o[/COLOR]domy
    AC/DShe
    Ad[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ckdid
    Adios Pantalones
    Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
    Adult Children of Heterosexuals
    Adventures in Shrubbery
    The Advil Monkeys
    Affordable Floors
    Afghanistan Banana Stand
    Afro Chinstrap
    Afro Man
    Agent Orange in Bite-Size Tablets
    Aggressive Crotch Display
    Agnes Morehead
    Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
    A Jewish Christmas
    Alabama Thunderp[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Albino Toilet Boys
    Alcoholocaust
    Alcoholics Unanimous
    A Lesson Learned
    Alien Fashion Show
    Alien Nymphos from Uranus
    Alien Puppets
    Alien Sex Fiend
    All You Can Eat
    Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
    The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
    Amberham Lincoln
    Ambitious Career Woman
    Ambitious Vegetables
    American White Trash
    Amputatoe
    Amputee and the Eunichs
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Babes
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Beard Barbers
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]nt
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Explosion
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Genocide
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Mullet
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Sadist
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Sausage
    An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Solvent
    Ancient Chinese Pe[COLOR="black"]n[/COLOR]is
    And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
    An Emotional Fish
    Angry Salad
    Angry Samoans
    Anthrapology Will Remain Spelt Like This
    Anti-Nowhere League
    An[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]s the Menace
    Appalachian Death Ride
    Apocolypse Hoboken
    Arab Strap
    The Archbishop's En[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ma Fetish
    Are These My Pants?
    The Armadildoes
    Armageddon Di[COLOR="black"]l[/COLOR]dos
    Armed and Hammered
    Armpit
    Arm the Homeless
    Army of Prawns
    Arrogant Worms
    Arthur Loves Plastic
    Ashtray Babyhead
    Ashtray Boy
    Assachusetts
    The Ass Baboons of Venus
    Ass Blasters
    Ass[COLOR="black"]ho[/COLOR]le Parade
    Ass Ponys
    Assrash
    Ass Solvent
    Assuck
    Asylum Street Spankers
    Atom and His Package
    Atomic Jello
    Atoms For P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ss
    Attila The Stockbroker
    Aunt Clair's Liver
    Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
    Ayatollah Mama Please
    Azakath Me'aroth (Cave Alarm)
    Baby Jason and the Spankers
    Baby Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Brown
    Backwards Alphabet
    Bad Housewives
    Badical Turbo Radness
    The Bad Livers
    Bad Mutha Goose
    Bad Religion
    Bad Tequila Experience
    Baked Alaska
    Baldilocks
    Ball Cheese Psychotics
    Bal[COLOR="Black"]ls[/COLOR]acks
    Baloney Ponys
    Banana Blender Surprise
    The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
    A Band Named Bob
    Band Over
    Band That Shot Liberty Valence
    Bangarang
    Bang Gang
    Barbara's Bush
    Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs
    Barbie Bones
    Barefoot Hockey Goalie
    Barenaked Ladies
    Barf
    Barking Aardvarks
    Barnyard Ballers
    Barnyard Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]t
    Barney Rubble and the C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]nt Stubble
    Barry White Boys
    The Barstool Prophets
    Bas[COLOR="black"]sh[/COLOR]oles
    The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
    Bathtub Holiday
    Batman and As[COLOR="black"]sh[/COLOR]ole
    Bearded Clams
    Bearded Itchy Lover
    Beast Pe[COLOR="black"]ni[/COLOR]s
    Beats the Hell Out of Me
    Bedwetter
    Beefhead
    Beef Masters
    Beerbellied Scum From Central Bucks County
    Ben Dover and the Screamers
    The Bendy Monsters
    Bent Richards
    Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
    Bernie the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads
    Bertha & The Turds
    Bertha Does Moosejaw
    Bertha's Mule
    Betty Ford
    Betty's Fish Bag
    Betty's Not a Vitamin
    Beverley Beer Bellies
    Biblical Proof of UFOs
    Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
    Big Ass Truck
    Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
    Big Bird's Turds
    Big Black Nun
    Big Blow and the Bushwackers
    Big Buttos
    Big Daddy C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]mbuckets
    Big Dead Fish
    Big Dick and the Extenders
    Big Dick Hertzer
    Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
    Big Fish Ensemble
    Big In Iowa
    Big White Undies
    The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
    Bikers Full Of Sp[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]rm
    Bile Suckpump
    Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist Eighteen Wheeler
    Bimbo Toolshed
    Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster
    Bionic Roomate
    Birth Hole
    B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch Funky Sex Machine
    B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch McB[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch Slap
    B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch Transmission
    B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tter Enemies/Butter En[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]mas
    Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]
    Bjorn Again
    The Black Jewish H[COLOR="black"]omosex[/COLOR]ual Experience
    Black Leather Agenda
    Black Leather Jesus
    Blast That C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]ck
    Bleeding R[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]tum
    Blew Willie
    Blips
    Bloated Scr[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]tum
    Bloated Tick
    Blonder Tongue
    Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
    Bloody An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Yeast Infection
    Bloody Chanukah
    Bloody Mess and the Scabs
    Bloody Stools
    Bloody Tongue and the Thalidomide Babies
    Blow Hole
    Blow Job Queen
    Blow Monkeys
    Blown Apart Bastards
    Blue Balls Deluxe
    Blue Oyster Cult
    Blushing Seemen
    Boba Fett Youth
    Bob Barker's Sweaty Sack
    Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
    Body Falling Down Stairs
    Boiled Angel
    Bolt Upright and the Er[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]tions
    Bondage A Go Go
    Bonedaddys
    Bone Headed Person
    B[COLOR="black"]on[/COLOR]er Donors
    Bongwater
    Bongzilla
    Bordering On Retarded
    Boris the Sprinkler
    The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    Bowling for Larva
    Bowling for Soup
    BowWowWowHaus
    The Boxing Ghandis
    The Boy Least Likely To
    Boy Scouts of Annihilation
    The Boy With the Frog on His Forhead [Pojken Med Grodan I Pannan]
    Bozo Porno Circus
    Brad Pitt Live and Nude
    Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
    Breakfast in Beirut
    Breakfast Of Champions
    Brian Jonestown Massacre
    Bright Blue Gorilla
    Broken Nose
    Brownie Points
    Brown Lobster Tank
    Brutis Bit Me
    Buck Love & Humperheads
    Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
    Bucket Of Bernie Brains
    Bullets & Octane
    Bullwinkel Gandhi
    Brutal Juice
    Brutal Noodle
    Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
    Buckethead
    Buddahead
    Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
    Buddahhead
    Buddha Thunkit
    Bulimia Banquet
    Bumgravy
    The Bumpin' Uglies
    Bunchoff[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckingoofs
    Burger Pimp
    Burning Lesbians
    Burning Sofa #10
    Burn the Priest
    Burn Your Tongue
    Burrito Smoothies
    The Bus Station Loonies
    Buster H[COLOR="black"]y[/COLOR]men & the Penetrators
    Butt Flux
    Butt Full of Dick
    Butt Jowl Picnic
    Butterfingers
    Butthole Surfers
    Butt Savages
    Buttsteak
    Butt Trumpet
    Caltransvestites
    Camper Van Beethoven
    Canadian Grizzly
    Cancer Bunny
    Candy Striper Death Orgy
    Cannibal Elvis
    Cannon Bear
    Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
    Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
    Captain Crunch and Let's Do Lunch
    Captain Drinking Binge
    Cardiac Zach and the Defibulators
    Carnage Asada
    Car Sickness
    Castration Squad
    Cat Butt
    Cat R[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]pes Dog
    Cataclysmic Space Plastic
    Cattle Decapitation
    Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
    Catbutt
    CB&Q (Cocks, Bollocks & Quinine)
    Celebrity Glass Eye An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Beads
    Celebrity Skin
    The Celery Stalkers
    Cervix Couch
    Ces Jacuzzi and the Slumlords
    The Chain Smokin' Alter Boys
    Chainsaw Kittens
    Chalk Dick & The Slam Bangs
    Chaotic Muppets
    Cheap Trucker's Speed
    Cheese Cake Truck
    Cheetah Chrome Motherf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Cherokee Sex Workshop
    Cherry Coke En[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ma
    Cherry Poppin' Daddies
    Cher UK
    Chewbacca Plaid C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]ck
    Chia Pet
    The Chicken Charmers
    Chicken Holiday of Doom
    Chickens On Smack
    Children In Heat
    Children of the Vending Machine
    Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
    Chocolate Moose & The Biker Mice From Hell
    Christians In Search of Filth
    Christ On a Crutch
    Christ On a Stick
    Cindy Brady's Lisp
    Circle Jerks
    Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
    Cl[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]avage Dingleberry
    Cl[COLOR="black"]it[/COLOR]oris That Thought It Was a Puppy
    Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
    C[COLOR="black"]li[/COLOR]taurus Rex
    Clorox Girls
    Clown Meat
    Clowns For Progress
    Clusterf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck
    Cobaine's Brains
    C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]ck My Noodle Spew
    Cocknoose
    Cockpocalypse
    Coconut Dwarf Assault
    Coffin Break
    Colon Crustaciens
    C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]lon On The Cob
    The Col[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]n Sph[COLOR="black"]y[/COLOR]ncter Band
    Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains
    Col[COLOR="black"]os[/COLOR]tomy Grab-Bag
    Combustible Edison
    Coming From My P[COLOR="black"]en[/COLOR]is
    Commodity Fetish
    Community Cer[COLOR="black"]vi[/COLOR]x
    Confederate F[COLOR="black"]ag[/COLOR]g
    Congratulations on Your Decision to Become A Pilot
    Conqueeracy
    Contagious Or[COLOR="black"]ga[/COLOR]sm
    Cookie Mongoloid
    Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
    Coolie and the Sex Crimes
    The Couch Slugs
    Cornbread Parade
    Corpsefart
    Corpses as Bedmates
    Cortizone 5
    CP Time
    Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs
    Cranial Cabbage
    Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
    Crashland on Ass-Planet
    Craven Morehead
    Crazed Contagious Calliginous Cacophony Of Cat Food
    More to come...
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    Continued
    Crazy Evelyn
    Crazy Little White Guy
    Crazy Man Soup
    Crazy Pe[COLOR="black"]ni[/COLOR]s
    Crazy Taco Cafeteria
    Cream of the Crotch
    Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup
    The Creation of the Universe Was a Beautiful Thing
    Creeping Jesus
    Crew Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]t
    Crikey
    Crimson Gush
    Crippled Athletes
    Crispy Ambulance
    Crocheted Doughnut Ring
    Crosseyed Chicken
    The Crucif[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cks
    Crushed Infant
    Crybabies With Brassholes
    Cryptorchid Chipmunk
    Crystal Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Cultivated Bimbo
    C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]m Dumpster
    Cuneiform Diary
    The Cunning Runts
    C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]nts With Attitude
    Curious George and the Homophobes
    Curse Of The Birthmark
    Cycle Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ts From Hell
    Daddy's Got the Biggest
    Dairy Queen Empire
    Damn the Bad Luck
    Damn You Peter Pan
    Dancing Cigarettes
    The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
    Dangleberries
    Daredevil Spaniards
    Dayglo Abortions
    Day W[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]nker
    Dazzling Weasel Faces
    Dead Airborne Goats
    Dead Ant Farm
    The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln
    Dead Blue Cat
    Dead Can Dance
    Dead Elvis
    Dead Fish Prophecy
    Dead Kennedys
    Dead Milkmen
    The Dead Pants [Die Toten Hosen]
    Dead People
    The Dead Sea Squirrels
    Death Cab For Cutie
    Death Spleen
    DebbieDoDog
    Decaying Te[COLOR="black"]sti[/COLOR]cles
    Deepthroat Shotgun
    Deja Vu and An Asian Kid
    Del Compones
    Dell Cornpones
    Demented Prodigy
    Demon Barf
    Dennis Franz' Ass
    Department of Crooks
    Derrick and The Funbags
    Desciples of Ed
    Devestation Wagon
    Dia[COLOR="black"]hrr[/COLOR]ea Juice and the Pepto Kids
    Dick Cheese and the Crackers
    The Dick Clarks
    Dick Delicious and the Tasty Te[COLOR="black"]st[/COLOR]icles
    Dick Duck and the Dorks
    D[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]ldo Took a Taxi
    D[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ldo Warheads
    Dinner is Ruined
    Dinner With Dahmer
    Dirt Clod Fight
    Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots
    Dirty Girl Scout
    Disappointed Parents
    Disgruntled Postal Workers
    The Dismemberment Plan
    Dissected Ge[COLOR="black"]nit[/COLOR]alia
    Ditchweed Danny and the Bad Bong Water Band
    Divalicious
    The Do I Look Like I Give a F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cks
    Dog Fashion Disco
    Dog Food Five
    Dogf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Doggy Style
    Dog Lips
    Dog Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Rangers
    Dogs & Ethiopians Don't Mix
    Dogs Die In Hot Cars
    Dogs of Bagfood
    The Dogs of Hallowed Eve
    Dogs With Jobs
    Dollyrots
    Donkeyfart
    Don Knotts & The Ropers
    Don Knotts Overdrive
    Don't Call Me Francis
    Don't Hit Your Sister
    Don't R[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]pe Me
    Dopper C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]cks
    Doris Daze
    Douchebag Aspect
    Douche Gimlet
    Dow Jones and the Industrials
    Downy Mildew
    Dracula Milk Toast
    Drag King
    Dragmules
    Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]
    Dr. Bob & The Cesarian Section
    Dr. Castrato and the Measles
    Dr. Sp[COLOR="black"]hin[/COLOR]cter
    Dreaded Apparatus
    Dregs Kill Jesus
    Drew Barrymore's Dealer
    Drive By Crucifixion
    Drive-In Funeral
    Dropkick Chihuahuas
    Drown Retarded Children
    Drunk Injuns
    Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
    Drunks With Guns
    The Dry Heaves
    Dukes of Hazardous Material
    Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs
    Dumpster Juice
    Dusty Cowsh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    DV8
    Dwarf B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    Dyslexic Artsehcro
    Earthpig and Fire
    Earth, Wind & Waxman
    Ear Wacks
    Eat My Afterbirth
    e. coli
    Edith Head
    Ed Gein's Car
    Ed's Redeeming Qualities
    Edible 5 Foot Smiths
    Eels in the Sink
    Eeeeww! You're a Girl!
    Eeyore Ass Guzzlers
    Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus
    Elastic Sausage
    Elbow Phelbow and the Phunny Bones
    Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
    Electric Eel Torture
    Electric Frankenstein
    Electric Pros[COLOR="black"]tat[/COLOR]es
    Electric Vomit
    Elegant Doormats
    Elevator to Hell
    El Groupo Sexo
    Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches
    Elvis and the Sh[COLOR="black"]it[/COLOR]heads
    Elvis Christ
    The Elvis Diet
    Elvis Hitler
    Emily's Sassy Lime
    Endangered F[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]es
    End of O[COLOR="black"]r[/COLOR]gy
    E[COLOR="black"]ne[/COLOR]ma Bandits
    Engorged With Blood
    The Enormous Richards
    Epileptic Disco
    Eric Perman of San Carlos Avenue Loves Horse P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis
    Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation
    Erotic Dissidents
    Eternal Er[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]tion
    Ethel and the Mertzkillers
    Ethyl Meatplow
    Ethyl Merman
    Everything Revolves Around Maddie
    Eve's Plumb
    Evil Dick and the Spittle Brothers
    Evil Nurse Sheila
    Evil Side Of Math
    Evil Weiner
    Ex[COLOR="black"]cre[/COLOR]metory Grindf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Experimental BBQ
    Exploding Boy
    Exploding F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Dolls
    Exploding Head Trick
    Exploding T[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts
    Exploding White Mice
    Explore the Floor
    F-minus
    Fabulous Pimps
    Facial De[COLOR="black"]fec[/COLOR]ation
    F[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]g
    F[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]g Bash
    Fallopian Tube Socks
    Fangboy and the Ghouls
    Farrt
    Fart Kazoo
    The Fartz
    Fatal Sneeze
    Fat and F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cked Up
    The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
    Fat Luv
    Father Pe[COLOR="black"]di[/COLOR]phile
    Fat People Ruin Sidewalks
    Fearless Iranians From Hell
    Fear of Clowns
    F[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]al Matter
    The Fel[COLOR="black"]la[/COLOR]tio Ratio
    Fetus Fajitas
    Fields of Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    The Fierce Nipples
    '57 Lesbian
    Filthy P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy Finger
    Finger in the Dyke
    Fist Of the Goat
    Five Fat Guys Who Rock
    Five Finger Discount
    Fix My Head
    Flaming Box of Ants
    The Flaming Caucasians
    The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
    Flaming Lips
    Flaming Technicolor Vomit
    Flaming Vomit
    Flamin' Schnanuses
    Flatulent Chicken
    Flatutory R[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]pe
    Flavor of Uranus
    Fleas & Lice
    Flock uh Hillbillies
    Flogging Molly
    Flopping Bodybags
    Flying Burrito Brothers
    Flying Crap
    Flying Dustbunnies
    Force Vomit
    Fo[COLOR="black"]re[/COLOR]play
    Foreskin 500
    Forty Foot Wall of Puke
    Foul Mouth Mitchy
    Four Dudes In a Band
    4 Guys Named Doris
    Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
    The 4-Skins
    Still more coming...

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    Continued again:
    Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
    4 Out of 5 Doctors
    Four-Way An[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]l Touch Fight
    Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
    Freak Daddy Love Cheese
    Frank's Mom
    Frank Snotra
    Frantic Dogpaddle
    Freaky Executives
    Fred Mertz Experience
    Fred's Fried Eggs
    Free Beer
    Free Beer and Chicken
    Free Range Chicken
    Freeze the Hopper
    The French are from Hell
    Fresh Mexican Grill
    Fresh Re[COLOR="black"]ct[/COLOR]um
    Fresh Water For the Horses and A Round of Buttermilk For the Men
    Freud Chicken
    Friggin' Harveys
    Frogs Don't Cry
    Fromage d'Amour
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckemos
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckface
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cks
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckhead
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Angels
    The F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Champs
    The F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]nts
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckin' Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Biscuits
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckin' Son of a B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckiddy F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Faces
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Me I'm Irish
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckpriest Fantastic
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cksh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tp[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ss
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Taco Bell
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Your Stupid Civilization
    F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck You Yankee Bluejeans
    Fudge Tunnel
    Full Throttle Aristotle
    Full Metal Chicken
    Full Metal F[COLOR="black"]ag[/COLOR]got
    The Funkin' Donuts
    Funky Donkey Cheese
    Funman and the Scumbags
    Fun Truckin With Jesus
    Furious George
    Fydolla Ho
    Gag Factor
    Galaxy of Mailbox Wh[COLOR="black"]or[/COLOR]es
    Gandalf Experience (Featuring Frodo)
    Gandhi's Lunchbox
    Gang Green
    Gangrene
    Gangsta B[COLOR="black"]it[/COLOR]ch Barbie
    Gangway Fathead
    G[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ys
    G[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]y Dad
    G[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]y Doctors with AIDS
    Gaye Bikers on Acid
    Gaza Strippers
    Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
    Gefilte Joe and the Fish
    Geisha Balls
    Ge[COLOR="black"]ni[/COLOR]tal Deformities
    Genitorturers
    Gestapo P[COLOR="black"]us[/COLOR]sy Ranch
    Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses
    Gig Cancelled
    Girl Scout Heroin
    Give a Tooth
    The Glands of External Se[COLOR="black"]cre[/COLOR]tion
    Global Disrobal
    Glory Hole
    Gluecifer
    Glue Sticks To The Rescue
    Gnat King Kong
    Go! Bimbo Go!
    Goat Pen[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]s
    Goatw[COLOR="black"]ho[/COLOR]re
    God Hates Computers
    God Hates Kansas
    God Meat God
    God's Girlfriend
    God's Iron Tooth
    God, the Movie
    Goldfish Don't Bounce
    The Go Kill Yourselves
    Go Nad Go
    Go[COLOR="black"]na[/COLOR]ds & Strife
    Gonoreagan
    Gon[COLOR="black"]no[/COLOR]rhea Pizzaria
    Goober Patrol
    The Goodyear Pimps
    Got Jew, You Funky Poo
    The Gotohells
    Grab Grab The Haddock
    Grandpa's Become a Fungus
    Granny's Hole
    Grassy Know
    Gregory's Pecker
    Grim Skunk
    Grand Mother F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cker
    Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
    Gringo Star
    The Grilled Cheeze Fiasco
    Groinal Socket
    Groinchurn
    Grump and the Undigestables
    Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]
    Guitarantula
    Gummy Bears Of Doom
    Gunshot Licker
    Guns N' W[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]nkers
    Gut Full of Cheese
    Guyana Koolaid
    Habitual Sex Offenders
    The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
    Haircuts That Kill
    The Hairy Cadavers
    Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]
    Half Man, Half Biscuit
    Halibutt Sharon
    Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy
    Halo of Flies
    Hammercl[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Hamster Sandwich
    Handcuffs For Houdini
    The Happiest Guys In the World
    Happy Sauce
    Hardd Coar
    Hard-drinkin' Housewives
    Hard-Ons
    Harry and the Mulef[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
    Harry P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    The Hate F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Trio
    Headless Hemorrhoids
    Headless Horomones
    Headless Marines
    Headlice
    Head Like a Hole?
    Heavy Balls and the Flip-Offs
    Heavy Into Jeff
    Heavy Mentally Retarded
    Heavy Pink Insulator
    Heavy Vegetable
    Helen Keller Plaid
    The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]
    Hellacopter Meat
    Hell Camino
    Hell Toupee
    Hello I'm A Truck
    Henrietta Collins and the Wifebeating Childhaters
    Henry Kissinger's T[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts
    Here Are the Facts You Requested
    Here, Eat This!
    Her Majesty's Secret C[COLOR="black"]erv[/COLOR]ix
    Her Majesty the Baby
    Hermaphrochrist
    The Hermaphrodaddies
    H[COLOR="black"]er[/COLOR]pes Cineplex
    He's Dead Jim
    Heterophobia
    Heterosexual and Ashamed
    Hey Look Lettuce!
    Heywood Trout Festival
    Hickey Party
    High Fructose
    Hindu Garage Sale
    Hitler & The Casuals
    Hitler's Bikini
    Hitler Stole My Banana
    Hitler Stole My Potato
    Hitler Youth
    HIV and the Positives
    Hockey Teeth
    Hold The Bone
    Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
    Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
    Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
    Holy Te[COLOR="black"]st[/COLOR]icle Teusday
    The Home for the Def Big Band
    Homeland Insecurity
    Homomilitia
    Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Honkeys for Huey
    Honk If You're H[COLOR="black"]or[/COLOR]ny
    Hornets Attack Victor Mature
    The Horny Goats
    Horny Hogs
    Horny Mormons
    Horny Sack of Beans
    The Horrid Farts
    Horsesh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Gunfire
    Hostile Amish
    Hot Buttered Elvis
    Hot God Vomit
    Hot'N'Roho Slipt'N'Doink
    Hot Plum Sauce
    Hot Rod Condoms
    Hot Rod Shopping Cart
    Hot Seamen
    House of Large Sizes
    Howard Dean Scream
    Howard Iceberg and the Titanics
    Hoy Piloy & The Molly Berrys
    The Hugh Beaumont Experience
    Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins
    Hum' Hers Swallows
    The Humpers
    Humping Plastic
    Hungry Ronis (Ronis as in Pepperoni)
    The Hurling Tandooris
    The H[COLOR="black"]ym[/COLOR]em Blasters
    I Buried Paul
    Ice Cream Headache
    Icky Boyfriends
    Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky
    If Cows Had Wings
    If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them
    Ignorant B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    Ih82masturb8
    I Hate You
    I Just Killed My Parents
    Illeagal Alians
    Illy Lonford & The Pornographic Fireheads
    I Love My Shih-Tzu
    Immaculate Infection
    Impaled Nazarene
    Imperial Butt Wizards
    Impotent Seasnakes
    In[COLOR="black"]ce[/COLOR]st by Marriage
    In Da Butt
    The Indigo Bastards
    Individual Fruit Pie
    Infamous B[COLOR="black"]ast[/COLOR]ards
    The Inflatable Boy Clams
    Inflatable Dates
    Inflatable Grandpa
    The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls
    Inflatable Party Sheep
    Inflatables
    Inhale Mary
    Insane Clown Posse
    Insanity Clambake
    Insanity Plan
    Inspect Her Gadget
    InstaBone
    Insects That Jive Upon Crippled Grass Blades
    The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
    The Introspective Playboy
    The Invisible Fish Business
    Invisible Flintstones
    Iodine Raincoat
    Iowa Beef Experience
    I Played in An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Spew
    Iron Liver
    Iron Pros[COLOR="black"]ta[/COLOR]te
    The Italians Obsessed with Cheese
    Itchy T[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts All Girl Punk Show
    It's All Meat
    I've Got A Fuzz Pedal & I'm Not Afraid To Use It
    I Wrote the Bible
    Jabbering Trout
    Jackie O Motherf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cker
    The Jack Nicholson's Toilet Seeds
    Jack Off Jill
    The Jackofficers
    Jackwhacker
    Jacob Rubin's STD
    Jalopy Taco Stand
    Jam Planet
    James, What Are We Gonna Call Our Band?
    Janitors Against Apartheid
    Jason's Cat Died
    Jason's Gay Haircut
    Jazz Iguanas
    The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
    Jeffrey Jeffrey Hysterectomy
    Jehovah's Waitresses
    Jehovah's Wetness
    Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
    Jello Logic
    Jenny's P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Jerry's Kids
    Jesus & The Gospelf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
    Jesus Christ Smokes Holy Gasoline
    Jesus Christ Super Fly
    Jesus Chrysler Supercar
    Jesus F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Christ
    Jesus Kneival
    Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
    The Jesus Presley Experience
    Jewish Jesus
    JFKFC
    Jiggle the Handle
    Jif and the Choosy Mothers
    Jimmie's Chicken Shack
    Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
    Jiz & The Jerkoffs
    The Jizzbuckets
    Jizzy Speedwack
    Joan of Arkansas
    Jodie Foster's Army
    Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits
    John Cougar Concentration Camp
    John Denver's Co-Pilot
    John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
    Johnny J[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]sm
    Johnny Japes and His Jesticles
    Johnny Johnny Dicktogs & The Drug Dealing Transvestite Nuns
    Johnny McPen[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]s and the Ass Clams
    Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
    Johnny Uter[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]s and the Fallopian Tubes
    Johnny Vomit
    Jokomo Stud
    Jolly Naked Fishermen
    Jonestown Punch
    Jordy Got Run Down By A Steam Roller
    Josie & The Nightmare Dykes
    The Juan Valdez Love Experience
    Jucifer
    Judas Iscariot & The Disciples Of Christ

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    And again:
    Judge Judy
    Judy's Tiny Head
    Juggernaut Crustacean
    Juggling Death Squad
    Just Plain Cheese
    Kaka P[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Kamakazi Sex Pilots
    Kathleen Turner Overdrive
    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
    Kenfunky Fried
    Kerrigan's Knees
    Kick Ass Ernie
    Kid B[COLOR="Black"]as[/COLOR]tard and the Strap-on D[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]cks
    The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines
    Kid With Man Head
    The Killer Hayseeds
    Killer Kiwis
    Killer P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Kill Me
    Kill Ted Knight
    Kill the Man Who Questions
    King F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cker Chicken
    King Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t and the Golden Boys
    Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys
    Kinky Slinky
    Kiss My Poodle Donkey
    Kissing the Pink
    The Kitshickers
    Knife & Fork
    Knights of But[COLOR="black"]th[/COLOR]ole [Perseenreian Ritarit]
    K-9 Devours Infant
    Kung Foo Dykes
    Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
    K.Y. and the Backsliders
    Lack of Afro
    Lactators
    Lady Chatterley's Hamster
    Larry And The Cu[COLOR="black"]mbu[/COLOR]ckets
    Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
    Laverne & Satan
    Lawn Piranha
    Lawnsmell
    Laxative Souls
    The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
    Lee Harvey Keitel
    Lee Press-On and the Nails
    Left Wing Lester
    Leonard Skinhead
    Les Claypool & The Holy Mackarel
    Les Claypool Frog Brigade
    Lesbian Boy
    Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
    Lesbian Ninjas
    Let's All Get Naked and F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck
    Lick, the Dog
    Lick the Fat Elvis
    Likehell
    Likk
    Life In The Fridge Exists
    Limozine & The Alpha Space Agents
    Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
    Lipstick Possum
    Lipstick Sandwich
    Liquid Jelly Monkey Love
    Liquid Lobster
    Liquid Chicken
    Lisa Gives Head
    Little German Sailor Kid
    Little Wh[COLOR="black"]or[/COLOR]es On The Prairie
    Live Jimi Presley
    Locust
    Lonnie Lazar & The Vaporizers
    The Look of Christians [Kristet Utseende]
    Lord Panic and the Exploders
    Lord Weird Slough Feg
    Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
    Lost Underpants of Doom
    Love Battery
    Love Gravy
    Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly
    Lubricated Goat
    Lubric[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]nts
    Lucifer Loves Tarantino
    Lucifer's Dark Muffins
    The Luminous Toilet Bowls
    Lunatic Candy Kreep
    Lunchf[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck
    Lung Mustard
    Lust Buckets
    The Lust Penguins
    Luxury Christ
    Macguyvers
    Machine Gun Fel[COLOR="black"]la[/COLOR]tio
    Machine Gun Romantics
    Mad Trucker Gone Mad
    Maggot Sandwich
    Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers
    Make Lisa Rich
    Mama Cass' Ham Sandwich
    Man Is the Ba[COLOR="black"]sta[/COLOR]rd
    Man.or Astro-Man?
    Manger Of F[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]es
    Manic Hispanic
    Manson-Nixon Line
    Mao Tse Helen
    Marcia Brady's T[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts
    Marginal Prophets
    Marijuana Catfish
    Mario Puzo's Colostomy Bag
    The Martha Dumptruck Massacre
    Martinlutherkinks
    Mary Carves the Chicken
    Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
    Mary Tyler Morphine
    Ma Shot Pa
    Massive Cookie
    Master Cheese Maker
    Mate/Spawn/Kill
    Max Roach and the Holders
    Mayhem Lettuce
    McCarthy's Communist Crackhouse
    Me and My Right Hand
    Meat Beat Manifesto
    Meat Cigars
    Meat From Roadkill
    Meatmen
    Meatpipe
    Meat Puppets
    Meat Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts
    Meaty Pants
    Mechanical Tampon Fish
    Medievil Buffalo Sc[COLOR="black"]ro[/COLOR]tum
    Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees
    Mega Smegma
    Megateletubenators Of Doom
    Melissa's House of Crabs
    Men Among Poodles
    Men[COLOR="black"]st[/COLOR]rual Gravy
    Mental As Anything
    Mermaids In the Basement
    Mexican Linguini Hunters
    Micropope
    Microwavable Tree Frogs
    Midget Fetish
    Midgets On the Beach
    Midget Sperm Bank
    Midget Who Stole Gods Map Of The Universe
    Mighty Sph[COLOR="black"]in[/COLOR]cter
    Mike Bike & The Kickstands
    Mile High Super Sloth
    Millions of Dead Cops
    Mill Valley Taters
    Mindless Self Indulgence
    Mini-Skirt Fetish
    Minkus
    Minnie Pearl Necklace
    Minnie Pearl's Jam
    The Minstrel Cramps
    Minus 8 Pounds
    Minus Woodock
    Miracle Wimp
    Miranda's Crying
    Mirical Pimp Sally Dressing
    Misfortune Cookie
    Mr. Bill and the C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]mtones
    Mr. Bungle
    Mr. Happy and the Genocides
    Mr. Holland's An[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]s
    Mr. Marbles
    Mr. Megaphone and the Dumbsh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts
    Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
    Mr. Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers
    Mr. T Experience
    Mo'fone
    Mohawk Barbie
    Moist Fist
    Monkey F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cks Football
    Monkey Fur
    Monkeyspank
    Monkeys With Handguns
    Mosquito Bitten Bastards
    Mother Fungus
    Mother Superior & The Rhythm Method
    Mourning Would
    Mouthfart
    Mouth Full of Bees
    The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
    More Drunk Cowboys
    The Most Sordid Pies
    Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]
    Mott the Hoople
    Mouse and the Traps
    Mozart Air Raid
    Much Ado About Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Muff Diver's Association
    The Muffs
    Munich Air Disaster
    Muppet Liberation Front
    The Muscular Lesbians
    Mussolini Headkick
    The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden
    My Dad is Dead
    My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
    My Friend Kevin
    My Friend the Chocolate Cake
    My Inverted Stomach
    My Retching Sociopath
    My Sister Harold
    My Three Scum
    My Uncle's As[COLOR="black"]sh[/COLOR]ole
    My White Bread Mom
    Naked David Hasselhoff
    Naked Potato
    The Naked Skinnies
    Naked Spots Dance
    Nancy Reagan's Abortions
    Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
    Nashville P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
    Nat King Col[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]n
    Natural Fonzie
    Naugahyde Chihuahuas
    Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
    Ned's Atomic Dustbin
    The Negro Problem
    Nervous Christians
    Neutral Milk Hotel
    The Newlydeads
    New Maximum Donkey
    New Squids on the Dock
    New Wave Hookers
    New Wet Kojak
    Next Teller Please Sign
    Nine Inch Richards
    NiHa Haven
    Nine Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse
    Nine Pound Hammer
    99th F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck You
    Nip Drivers
    Nipple Erectors
    Nipple Hardness Factor
    No Assembly Required
    Nocturnal Emissions
    Nomad Nipples
    Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
    Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
    No Sheep In Brooklyn
    Not Drowning, Waving
    Nothing But Puke
    Not Now I'm Naked
    Not With My Camel
    Nuclear Dog Food
    Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls
    Nuns With Guns
    Nunwhore Commando 666
    Nurse With Wound
    Nuts Can Surf
    Occasionally Tough People
    Octap[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Oedip[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Oingo Boingo
    Old Bathtub Hag
    Old Lady Driver
    Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick
    1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
    1000 Homo DJs
    122 Stab Wounds
    Operation Cliff Claven
    Operation Electric Orgasm
    Orange Juice After Toothpaste
    Organic Condom Mazda Drugs
    Orgy With Pigs
    Oriental P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy Meat
    The Original Piece of Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Band
    Outer Body Llama
    Out of Godzilla's Butt
    Out Vile Jelly
    Ovarian Trolley
    Ovarydose
    Oysterhead
    Ozzy Beard Spaghetti
    Pabst Smear
    Painful Discharge
    Painful R[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]tal Itch
    Paisley Brain Cells
    Paisley Hell
    Pamper the Madman
    Panda
    Pandora's Lunch Box
    Pansy Division
    Part Time Christians
    Party In My Pants Band
    Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
    Paul Will Eat Himself
    Peace Love and Pitbulls
    Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
    Pee
    Pee Shy
    The Pee Tanks
    Pelvic Meatloaf
    Pe[COLOR="black"]ni[/COLOR]le Implants
    P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis DeMilo
    P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis Flytrap
    P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis Pulling Ramrods of Death
    P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis Sheurekan
    P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis Your Majesty
    P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis Wrinkle
    People With Chairs Up Their Noses
    Peppermint D[COLOR="black"]il[/COLOR]do
    Pepto Dismal
    Perforated Head
    Personal Hygeine
    Peter and the Test Tube Babies
    Phallus Dei
    Phatlip
    Phatlip
    Phenobarbidols
    Phil Dirt and the Dozers
    Philemon Arthur and the Dung
    Phish
    Phlegm
    Phlegm Fatale
    Phone Bill from Hell
    Not done yet...
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    Continued yet again:
    Picadilly Circus People
    Pieces of Lisa
    Pig R[COLOR="Black"]e[/COLOR]ctum
    Pimp Daddy Welfare
    Pimps of Venus
    The Pincil Dix
    Pincousin
    Pineapples From the Dawn of Time
    Pink Slip Daddy
    Piss
    The Piss Drunks
    P[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ssed Officers
    P[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ssed Off Postmen
    Piss Factory
    The Pis[COLOR="black"]sf[/COLOR]laps
    P[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ssing Razors
    Piss Wizards
    Placenta Sandwich
    Planet of Pants
    The Plastered B[COLOR="black"]as[/COLOR]tards
    Plastic Nude Martini
    Plastic Orgasm People
    Plastic Santa Claus
    Playdough Fish
    Playful Animated Corpses
    Please Do Not Enter This Hallway Or Bathroom
    The Pleasure F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Plotting Against Picasso
    Poison Okies
    Pontius CoPilot
    Poo Finger
    Poo Hate
    Poonanie Cramp-Up
    The Poon-Tang Club
    Poontwang
    Poop Shovel
    Poop Yer Pants
    Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks
    Pope on a Stick
    Popemobile
    Poptart Monkies
    Popular Organs
    Pork Queen
    Porn Flakes
    Pornhuskers
    Porn on the Cob
    Porn Theatre Ushers
    Position 69
    Post Nasal Drip
    Potatoe Babies XXX
    Poultry in Motion
    Pounded Clown
    Power of P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Power Snatch
    Pre-Emptive Sheep
    Pregnant Men
    Premature Ej[COLOR="black"]ac[/COLOR]ulation
    Premature Evacuation
    Presidents Of The United States Of America
    Pretentious Flamedogs
    Pretty F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck Luck
    Pretty Girls Make Graves
    Priapism
    The Price of Dope
    Prick
    Prick Harness
    Princess Tinymeat
    Printed At Bismarck's Death
    Prison R[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]pe Scenes
    The Process of Bleeding Out
    Proctal Taxedermy
    Professor Morrison's Lollipop
    Projectile Afterbirth
    Projectile Booty Nuggets
    The Pro-Midget Mafia
    Proof of Utah
    Psychic Buddist Gorillas
    Psycho 78
    Psycho Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ts from Hell
    Pubic Fallout
    Public En[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ma
    PubLic Hair
    Public Urination
    Puke Daisies
    Puking Squirrels from Hell
    Pumpin' Ethyl
    Pungent Frustration
    Pure B[COLOR="black"]as[/COLOR]tard Extract
    Purple Headed Love Warriors
    Purple Vulture Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    P[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ssy Crush
    P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy Galore
    P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy Tourette
    Qkumba
    QuarteRoy
    Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
    The Queers
    Queer Wookie
    Question Mark & the Mysterians
    Rabies Babies
    Radical Vulvetomy
    Rage Against the Coffee Machine
    Raggedy Aneurysm
    Raging Pimps of Doom
    Raging Woodies
    Rainbow Butt Monkeys
    Rambo Vs. Christ
    The Rampant Hedgehogs
    Random Acts Of Violence
    Random Dudes
    R[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ped Ape
    Rash of Stabbings
    Rat in the Gravy
    Rats of Unusual Size
    Razor Fisted Pandas
    Real F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Idiots
    Rebel Without Applause
    Recktum
    R[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ctal Drip
    R[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ctal Nightmare
    R[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ctal Pizza
    R[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]ctum Satans
    Red Neck Girlfriend
    Red Red Meat
    Regurgitated Cow Fetus
    Reluctant Stereotypes
    REO Speed Dealer
    Reser[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]tum
    Results of Inbreeding
    Retarted Elf
    Rev. Karol King Kong
    Revlon Spam Queens
    Revolting C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]cks
    Rhinohumpers
    Rhymes with Orange
    Rhythm Method
    Roadkill Sundae
    Roast Beef Curtains
    Roast P07a70
    Roaty Toaty Scr[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]tum
    Robo Christs
    Rock & Roll Adventure Kids
    The Rocking D[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ldos
    Rod's Rubber Arm
    Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
    Rodney King and the Nightsticks
    Rolling Donut
    Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
    Round Ear Spock
    Roy's Love Virus
    Rubber Nipple Salesmen
    Rudimentary Peni
    Rugburns
    Rumplforskin
    Rump Rangers
    The Runz
    S.A.C.K.
    Sachets Of Poo
    Sack Boy and the Half-Believers
    Saddle Face
    Saliva
    Saltwater Vampires
    Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing
    Sam's Butt
    SanaFlush & The Dranos
    Sandy Duncan's Eye
    Santa's Dead
    Satanic Chicken F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers
    Satanic T[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]stical
    Satan Clause
    Satan's Almighty P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis
    Satan's Cheerleaders
    Satan's Cheese
    Satan's Left T[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]sticle
    Satan's Pen[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]s
    Saturated Fat
    Saturday's Garbage
    Saturn Flea Collar
    Sausage
    Say You Hate Me
    Schlong
    Science Diet
    Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
    Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
    Screaming Broccolli
    Screaming F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Hippies
    Screaming Headless Torsos
    The Screaming Hormones
    Screaming Iguanas of Love
    Screaming Moist Accountants
    Screeching Weasels
    Scr[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]tum
    Scr[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]tum Poles
    The Scummy Fish
    Seasick Pirates
    See You In Heck
    Semour Monkey Stick
    Senor C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]mmypants
    Sensitive New Age Cowpersons
    Septic Death
    Seussicals
    7 Foot Spleen
    7 Head Scream
    Seven Minutes of Nausea
    76% Uncertain
    Seven Year B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    Severe Tire Damage
    Sex Clark Five
    Sexual Chocolate
    Sex With Midgets
    The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
    Shantel Sunflower & The Rotting Flesh
    Sharon Stoned
    She's So Huge
    She Stole My Beer
    Sheep On Drugs
    The Sheep Pleasers
    Shirley Temple of Doom
    Shirley Temple Pilots
    The Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Bong
    Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Birds
    Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Dogs
    The Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tjackers
    Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Outta Luck
    The Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Salesmen
    Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Smell
    Shit Spangled Banner
    The Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Wilsons
    Shit Your Pants
    Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tty Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tty Band Band
    Shoes This High
    Shoot the Mime
    Shorty and the Disappointments
    Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.
    Shower of Smegma
    The Shower Scene from Psycho
    Shower With Goats
    Shut Up Dick
    Sick Little Monkey
    Sick Things International
    Sik Fuks
    Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
    Sinus Envy
    Sir Lance A Boil
    Sissy Boy Slap Party
    Sister Run Naked
    Sixfthick
    Six Inch Nipples
    6 Hard Brothers and a Dog
    69% Female
    The Six Virgins
    Skadelic Smegma
    Skaffle House
    Skankin' Pickle
    Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations
    Skarotum
    Skeptic Tank
    Skinflick
    Skinny and the Starvations
    Skunk Death
    Slightly Stoopid
    Slim Porridge and the Dirty Birds
    Slimy Chinese Breasts
    Slunkmeat & The Softoffs
    Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]t Kitchen
    Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ts for Hire
    Sl[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]tty Homosexuals
    Sly and the Family Jewels
    Small Ball Paul
    Small Mediums at Large
    Smegma
    Smegma & the Nuns
    Smell Bacon
    The Smelling Pis[COLOR="black"]s[/COLOR]takes
    Smelly Tongues
    Smilin' Hams
    Smoking Popes
    Smorgasborgnine
    Snails on Acid
    Snatch
    Snatch Attack
    Snatches Of Pink
    Sneaker Pimps
    Sniveling Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ts
    Still a little more...

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    This should be the last of it:
    Snot Assed Warthogs
    Snot Rocket
    Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
    Snuff the Ficus
    The Social Retards
    S[COLOR="Black"]o[/COLOR]dom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
    Sofa Kingdom
    Sofistif[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cks
    Softc[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]cks
    Solosex
    Some Kind of Cream
    Some Velvet Sidewalk
    Soothing Sounds For Baby
    Sorry About Your Daughter
    Soul Coughing
    The Sound of Munich
    Sour Discharge
    Spacec[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]cks
    Space Hog
    Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
    Space Negroes
    Space P[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Spanking Bishops
    Spank the Monkey
    Spank the Rabbi
    Spastic C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]lon
    The Spastic Rats
    Speculum Fight
    Spermbirds
    Sperm Blast
    Sperm Wails
    The Sph[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]nctones
    Sph[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]ncter Revolution
    Spock's Johnson
    Spontainious Hamster Explosion
    Spooky Tooth
    Square Root of Margaret
    Squatting B[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]stard Three
    Squeeze 'Em Hard & Make 'Em Fart
    Squirrel Nut Zippers
    Stabbing Teletubbies
    Stabitty Stabitty Stab Stab Stab
    Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
    Stale Urine
    *.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]
    STD Police
    Stereo Hulk
    Steve Freeze & The Frigidaires
    Sticky Finger and the Pornos
    Stinky & The Hot Garbage
    Stiff Dead Cat
    Stiff Richards
    Stiff Woodies
    Stinjy Midgets
    Stinky Fire Engine
    St. Mucous
    Stop Calling Me Frank
    Straight Jacket Lucy
    Strangers With Candy
    Strangulated Beatoffs
    Strapping Young Lad
    Strawberry Fo[COLOR="black"]re[/COLOR]skin
    Street Weeper
    String Cheese Incident
    Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]
    Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
    Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator
    Stukas Over Bedrock
    Stupid F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Hippie
    Stupid White People
    Sucking Chest Wound
    Sucking Diction
    Sucking Wind
    Sunny Day Real Estate
    Super Pineapples
    Super Sonic Soul Pimps
    Surfing Jesus
    The Surf Maggots
    Surgical P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis Klinik
    Susanne and the Guys With Ties
    Sut Mut Dit
    Suxx
    Swallowing Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Swearing at Motorists
    The Sweaty B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch Hogs
    Sweaty Nipples
    Swim Herschel Swim
    Swingin' Johnsons
    Swingin' Udders
    The Swinging Love Corpses
    Swollen Monkeys
    Synthetick Statick Sex Goddess
    The Syphilitics
    Talking Heads
    Tall Dwarfs
    Taste The Yellow
    Tastes Like Chicken
    Tate & Her Mosquito Bites
    Taxicab Samurais
    T-Bone and the Spit Vendors
    Technosquid Eats Parliament
    Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
    Ted Ed Fred
    Teenage Head
    Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
    Tejano Trubadors
    The Telephony Bandits of Doom
    Temporary Darkening of the Stool
    Ten Mile Tongue
    Testostertones
    Texas Drag Queen Massacre
    Texas Is the Reason
    The Texas Nazis
    Thank God We're Immortal
    That's Right, Shoot The Wookie
    The Dead That Arent Alive
    The The
    The Tortillas You Wanted
    The Very Idea of F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking Hitler
    They Might Be Giants
    They Tried To Frame OJ
    Things of Stone and Wood
    They Were Expendable
    Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
    Third Global V[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]gina Torture
    This
    This Is Our Daughter (TISM)
    This Is Serious, Mum
    Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
    Those Krishna Morons
    Those Darn Accordians
    3D House of Beef
    Three Jerks and a Squirt
    The Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys
    Three Meter Peter
    Three Monkeys Named Bob
    Three-Stiff Trunk
    Three Teens Kill Four
    Throbbing Gristle
    Throw That Beat In the Garbagecan
    Thunderp[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    Thurston Howell's Boner
    Tim Schatz Shat Himself
    Timmy Schatz & His Half-Inch Dick
    Timmy's Too Fat
    Tina Thyroid
    T[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t Wrench
    T[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tty Bingo
    Toad The Wet Sprocket
    Toasted Nipples
    Toasted Vomit
    Today's My Super Spaceout Day
    Toilet Boys
    Toiling Midgets
    To Live and Have in LA
    Tonto's Expanding Headband
    Too Fat to Skate
    Tooling for Bovines
    Too Much Rock For One Hand
    Toothless Rooster Men
    Torpedo Love Gravy
    Tortured Sc[COLOR="black"]ro[/COLOR]tum
    Tossed Fetus Salad
    The Total Population of China
    Toucan Slam
    Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms
    Towering Creepy Bast[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]rds
    Toxic Shock and the Tampons
    Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
    Tragic Mulatto
    Trailer Park Casanovas
    Trailer Park B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    Transexual Hitler
    Translucent Bal[COLOR="black"]ls[/COLOR]acs
    Trans-Neptunian C[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ntbomb
    Traveling Dingleberries
    Trotsky Icepick
    Trout Fishing In America
    Tube Top Momma
    Tumor Circus
    Tupperware Death
    Turbonegro
    Turkey Makes Me Sleepy
    12 New Guppies
    Twelve Pound Buttock
    Two Dogs F[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking
    Two For Flinching
    Two Minute Sinatra
    Two Stroke Boner
    Two Tight Underwear
    2000 Flushes
    Tyrannosaurus R[COLOR="black"]ec[/COLOR]tum
    Ubiquitous Starbooty
    UFOFU
    UFO Lowrider
    Ugly Head
    Ultimate Spinach
    Ultra F[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]g
    Uncle Daddy and the Family Secret
    Uncle Plastic B[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch
    Uncle Scam
    Underpants Cowboy
    Unidentified Rocking Objects
    Uncle Bob Touched Me
    Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
    Uncle Sandwich
    Underpants Machine
    Universal Orgiastic Picnic
    Unrefundable Ticket
    Unsatisfactory Satisfaction
    Unspeakable Chicken
    Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos
    Uranus Sunrise
    The Urinals
    Urine Analysis
    Urine Love (Pronounced "You're In Love")
    Urine Specimen
    Useless Pieces of Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t
    Usut Mydit
    V[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]gina Dentata Organ
    V[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ginal Blood Farts
    Vag[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]nal Croutons
    Vag[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]nal Davis
    V[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ginal Reference
    V[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ginal Vampires
    Vampire State Building
    Van Gogh's Ear
    The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
    The Vegas C[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]cks
    Vegetarian Meat
    The Velcro Pygmies
    Velvet Acid Christ
    Venus and the Razor Blades
    Vic Morrow's Head
    Vic Tayback and the Violent Payback
    The Virgin Connie Swail
    Virgin Prunes
    Virgin-Wh[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]re Complex
    Vivian Section
    Vermin from Venus
    The Veronica Cartwrights
    The Vibrators
    Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
    Violent An[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]l Death
    The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
    Vomit and the Zits
    Vomit Launch
    Vomito Negro
    The Vomit Spots
    Vomit Thrower
    Vomitorium
    Voodoo Glow Skulls
    Voodoo Meat Bucket
    Voodoo Tuna
    Vowel Movement
    Waffen Waffles
    Wafflebutt
    Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]
    Walking With Edna
    Was I Naked
    Ween
    Weird People in Giant Condoms
    Weird Skull Control
    Well, F[COLOR="black"]U[/COLOR]CK
    The Well Hungarians
    The Well I'm Sure I Left It There Yesterday Band
    Well-Shaven Goat
    Well Strung
    Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
    We Need Girlfriends
    Were Late & Smell Like Beer
    Western MindF[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ckers From Truscott
    When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
    Where's The Pope?
    White Cotton Panties
    White People Lie
    White Pony Band
    White Trash Debutantes
    Who Carries the Organ
    Who's the Fat Guy?
    Wh[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]re Movies
    Wh[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]rehouse of Representatives
    Wh[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]reXCore
    Wh[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]rgasm
    Who The Hell Are You?
    Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?
    WildBizkit
    William Shatner's Pants
    Willie Nelson Mandela
    The Wig Party
    Windex From Another Planet
    Winged Horny Butt Cheese
    Winnebago Deal
    Wisconcentration Camp
    Wise Monkey Orchestra
    Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
    Woodp[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ssy
    The Wookie Basket
    Wookie Chest Hair
    Wookie Lust
    Worse Than Celibate
    Wounded Reagans
    Wrecked 'Em
    Wreck Small Speakers on Expensive Stereos
    The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
    Wynona Ryders
    The Yams from Outer Space
    The Yeastie Girls
    Yoko Homo
    Yoko Ono's Ass
    Your Damn Neighbors
    Your Mother's Lover
    Your Naked Mother
    You've Got Fetus on Your Breath
    You Would If You Love Me
    Zebrahead
    Zen for Primates
    Zigaboo Modeliste & The New Akheestra
    Zip Code R[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]pists
    Zombie Christ Loins
    Zombie P[COLOR="black"]e[/COLOR]nis
    Zombies Under Stress
    Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]theads
    Zsa Zsa
    Zulu Leprechauns
    Zwan
    Zydecoconspiritors
    Again, from http://www.courtneysmusicsite.net/funnybandnames.html
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    Default Re: Funny/Weird Band Names (Loooong and 18+)

    So much effort, and all he got was a response by ****ing kizzle after four years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brizzly
    So much effort, and all he got was a response by ****ing kizzle after four years.
    It took me four years to read all the names.

    Satan's Pe nis

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    Default Re: Funny/Weird Band Names (Loooong and 18+)

    Quote Originally Posted by Brizzly
    So much effort, and all he got was a response by ****ing kizzle after four years.
    Doubt it took that much effort, Manute for Ever used to just copy/paste Cracked articles and stuff like this all the time.

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