How can I fake the free birthright Isreal trip?

[v-unit]

Isreal lets you visit their country for free with tours and other groups if you are Jewish, >18 years of age and never visited Isreal before. My friend is Jewish and wants me to go with him but I don't know how I can fake it. Do I just literally say I'm Jewish or do I need some certificate?

Help me Jewish brethren, help me!

[bballer]

Do you look Jewish?

[chains5000]

If Jeff reads this you'll get banned

[JayGuevara]

One of my ex-girlfriends converted to Judaism, and was telling me about this. The way she made it sound was like there was a big Jew database that had information about all the Jewish folks ever. I'm pretty sure that's not the case, but I'm pretty sure in order to get the trip you have to apply and have documentation proving you're Jewish and if you meet the criteria and stuff, you may be approved.

[rezznor]

it's very easy. Just marry Bette Midler

[OhNoTimNoSho]

I actually have a couple of friends that did this and its not that hard, just say you are jewish and say you aren't very religious so you don't know all the jew shit. I had 4 friends that did this but one got caught cus they found a picture of him wearing a cross so he had to pay like 200 bucks for the trip, so don't be a *****.

[DFish]

Change your last name.

It's actually easier to become Jewish than you might think.

[bigboi_baller]

I actually have a couple of friends that did this and its not that hard, just say you are jewish and say you aren't very religious so you don't know all the jew shit. I had 4 friends that did this but one got caught cus they found a picture of him wearing a cross so he had to pay like 200 bucks for the trip, so don't be a *****.

Wearing a cross proves you're not Jewish?

[DFish]

Wearing a cross proves you're not Jewish?

Well, Jewish people don't quite recognize Jesus as a savior or son of God...

You will never see a devout Jew wearing a cross, trust me.

[Maniak]

If Jeff reads this you'll get banned

[Kobe8]

Spell Israel Right.

[v-unit]

Ahahaha

I don't look Jewish. I don't wear crosses though. I need to figure this shit out though because it would be hilarious to pull it off. Thanks for the help so far.

Israel ***

[Sarcastic]

Get circumcised. That'll fool em.

[rezznor]

are you prepared to face the repercussions when they catch you?

[DFish]

Get circumcised. That'll fool em.

Every non-barbaric human male is circumcised, so that doesn't quite narrow it down.