So, I'm f****** my wife last night...

[JayGuevara]

I freak out if a girl tries kissing me right after blowing me.....I mean are you kidding me with this shit right now?

I need to keep mouth wash, paper cups, and a spitoon next to my bed.

This has always been awkward to me too. I always draw back like "ehhhh about that"

One girl said she wouldn't blow me ever again if I didn't kiss her afterwards, after I told her I thought it was awkward. I'm pretty sure we broke up shortly thereafter.

[Bird]

This has always been awkward to me too. I always draw back like "ehhhh about that"

One girl said she wouldn't blow me ever again if I didn't kiss her afterwards, after I told her I thought it was awkward. I'm pretty sure we broke up shortly thereafter.

Just gotta lay out the ground rules.

My wife knows my strict "No Kissing After A Blow Job Unless You have Brushed and Mouthwashed" rule. She tried to break it once. So I stuck it in her ass.

She learned her lesson afterwards.

[Maga_1]

One time i did that "No Kisses" and she said "it's your dick, what the fukc are you thinking? If you don't want to kiss me i'll think that your dick is disgusting"

[Black Joker]

One time i did that "No Kisses" and she said "it's your dick, what the fukc are you thinking? If you don't want to kiss me i'll think that your dick is disgusting"

my girl just gives me this look of disapproval when i pull away, however she's gotten use to it

[bagelred]

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[Maga_1]

my girl just gives me this look of disapproval when i pull away, however she's gotten use to it

at least she gotten use to it !

[v-unit]

I don't get blowjobs unless I know I can make out with her right after

[craigthomasb]

you just gotta be crafty with that shit, take a bottle of champagne to the bedroom when you go, when she swallows, grab the fizz, take a swig and drop it back in her mouth, the fizzy-ness with act as a cleanser, she swallows that and your in the clear

player!

[Lakerlove420]

so would you say afterwards you came out of the closet?

you just gotta be crafty with that shit, take a bottle of champagne to the bedroom when you go, when she swallows, grab the fizz, take a swig and drop it back in her mouth, the fizzy-ness with act as a cleanser, she swallows that and your in the clear

player!

[rufuspaul]

you just gotta be crafty with that shit, take a bottle of champagne to the bedroom when you go, when she swallows, grab the fizz, take a swig and drop it back in her mouth, the fizzy-ness with act as a cleanser, she swallows that and your in the clear

player!

I like that. For me I just get her back the next time I go down on her I come up and give her a big sloppy pusssy juice dripping kiss.

[The Rock]

What in the blue hell?

[Lakerlove420]

I like that. For me I just get her back the next time I go down on her I come up and give her a big sloppy pusssy juice dripping kiss.

they like that though.
that has never been a big deal or anything with most chicks
in my experience

What in the blue hell?

?

[rufuspaul]

they like that though.
that has never been a big deal or anything with most chicks
in my experience

Yeah chicks are fukkin weird.

[Lakerlove420]

Yeah chicks are fukkin weird.

Take it from her ass to her mouth. They are down!
Alot of freaks in the world.. there was a point in my life when my main goal was to go ass to mouth with as many random b*tches as I could.



I got three.

[SCREWstonRockets]

dude, you got a face full of ***. i bet your wife was like, "yeah, its doesn't live up to the hype, does it?"