I got smacked in the face today at Subway...

[Legend of Josh]

LOJ = Ish's charlie sheen?

Charlie Sheen iLL too... but he ain't mega i-|LL like me.

[kentatm]

OK so I was getting lunch today at Subway and there was this semi-hot def cute girl in front of me and there was a line so I started conversing with her. Long story short, we chatted about just basic BS slightly flirty more so in body language not verbiage but I was feeling froggy so when she was next in line to order the Subway woman asked what sub she wanted and she said "I'll have Roasted Chicken Breast" ... the Subway woman said 6inch or footlong and LOL ... then I said "she'll have my 6 inch, and I'll have her breasts." ...

just very casually but funny like... and the bit*h smacked the shit out of me and proceeded to order her shit.



I feel pretty embarrassed.

0.5/10

[Legend of Josh]

0.5/10

Wrong thread asshole. We're not rating ourselves up in here.

[AirTupac]

+1 for coolness if this is true.

[B-Low]

lol Josh is only 6 inches and tries to brag about it in sandwich related innuendos

[Legend of Josh]

lol Josh is only 6 inches and tries to brag about it in sandwich related innuendos

Well, I've never actually broke the ruler or measuing tape out to get a precise measurement, but Josh wee wee doing alright buddy. Thank you sir, for having my johnson on your brain. Nicely done.

[GOBB]

Where is LamarDooms, macmac to really smack you in the face today?

lol Josh is only 6 inches and tries to brag about it in sandwich related innuendos

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[DeuceWallaces]

Are you sure she just didn't read a bunch of your shitty posts and got pissed? Maybe she saw you crying about your woman dropping you like a bad habit and wanted to smack the bitch out of you.

[Legend of Josh]

Where is LamarDooms, macmac to really smack you in the face today?

How sad it is for the great GOBB to mention other posters name to help your cause to devalue the one and only LOJ. Sad indeed, sir.

macmac and I have never beef'd FYI...

[GOBB]

How sad it is for the great GOBB to mention other posters name to help your cause to devalue the one and only LOJ. Sad indeed, sir.

macmac and I have never beef'd FYI...

Substitute macmac for DueceWallaces. Get mind raped like so...

Are you sure she just didn't read a bunch of your shitty posts and got pissed? Maybe she saw you crying about your woman dropping you like a bad habit and wanted to smack the b!tch out of you.

[Legend of Josh]

Are you sure she just didn't read a bunch of your shitty posts and got pissed? Maybe she saw you crying about your woman dropping you like a bad habit and wanted to smack the bitch out of you.

OOOOOOO DeuceWallaces getting his littles shots in too I see.



You sir, at least have balls. Looking like a female and damn proud of it. Hell man, maybe my balls need to take notes from your balls.

By the way, you're an asshole, Deuce. I may be a douchbag, but you're an asshole. Don't be so pissed all the time.

[branslowski]

I have nothing to prove to you assholes. That's exactly how it went down. If anyone is crazy enough to do shit like that it'd be me. Tough cookies guys.

..Damn, this n!igga gets his card pulled and reactin like this...

[Legend of Josh]

Substitute macmac for DueceWallaces. Get mind raped like so...

Don't think so. Duece can't rape anything. Too prissy. I'm the one who does the mind-raping around here, not you. Not Duece. Not anyone. Just LOJ.

[ILLsmak]

OK so I was getting lunch today at Subway and there was this semi-hot def cute girl in front of me and there was a line so I started conversing with her. Long story short, we chatted about just basic BS slightly flirty more so in body language not verbiage but I was feeling froggy so when she was next in line to order the Subway woman asked what sub she wanted and she said "I'll have Roasted Chicken Breast" ... the Subway woman said 6inch or footlong and LOL ... then I said "she'll have my 6 inch, and I'll have her breasts." ...

just very casually but funny like... and the bit*h smacked the shit out of me and proceeded to order her shit.



I feel pretty embarrassed.

That wasn't even witty, that's your first mistake. Secondly, telling a girl your dick is average size never gets points.

If you said foot long you might be in a hotel right now...

-Smak